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  • Top100 Gossip Edition 6

    The exit door is open over at the Hawthorns. Mark Deadman has told first team players Oscar Duarte and Pierre-Michel Lasogga to find new clubs after they were caught enjoying themselves in the Aston Villa club museum, sparking a midlands diplomatic nightmare. Lasogga is thought to be interesting Sassuolo and Sampdoria, Duarte is being tracked…

  • Top100 Gossip Edition 5

    Sao Paulo have been forced to drop out of a move for Auckland City stopper Jacob Spoonley in the wake of recent crowd troubles. Nick Wheel’s and his team have been placed under a transfer ban as part of a package of punishments and sanctions by the Top100 FA. It’s thought that Nick’s appearance at…

  • Top100 Transfer Gossip Ed4

    In fair Verona where we lay our scene, Levante are still wining and dining Chievo Ezequiel Ponce, however his manager Paddy D is playing hardball. Paddy is thought to have warned Ponce away from moving to Spain, advising him ‘Everyone has their fate and the more people try to avoid it, the more trouble they…

  • Top100 Gossip Edition 3

    Doug Earle of Espanyol is keen to move on some underperforming youth players. As much as he tried to train them to steal from tourists in Barcelona city centre, they kept failing miserably as they were distracted by the Tibidabo Amusement Park. Ntim, Zejnullahu, Spierings, Gonzalez and Labra are thought to be the first to…

  • Top100 Transfer Gossip

    Miller Bolanos has asked to leave Hamburger SV after deciding to go vegan, Levante are rumoured to be interested, with Cotan and Rabiu expected to be shown the door to make way. David Senior forgot to buy Yaya Toure a cake to celebrate the fact it’s Tuesday, so he’s spat his dummy out and is…

  • Top100 Gossip Column

    Top100 Transfer Gossip Column In unsurprising news, Jordan Veretout wants out of Rahul’s Aston Villa side. Linked to everyman and his dog, he’s issued a come and get me plea after declaring he is unable to understand the local dialect. Michael Bowes is rumoured to be overseeing a clear out at The Emirates. Enzo Perez,…

  • A Standard Bunga Bunga Party

    Breaking news here at Sky Sports HQ with Kirsty Gallacher – Belgian correspondent Dick de Kock is deep undercover at Academie Robert Louis-Dreyfus, home of the world famous Foster Football Factory. Unfortunately it seems as though we can’t get hold of Dick on a live video feed so we’ll have to hope that de Kock…

  • Tripe Champion – Benfica

    Outflow of a triple Champion! Hope you all could understand Portuguese! Its about Benfica season 2015/2016 where we lost our coach and one of our captains to Sporting and Porto. We start loosing and had to heard alot of insults and shit from the other supporters!But in the end we finish in our place! Amazing…

  • FANNIE TO FANNIES: The Interviews, number 7, MICHAEL BOWES (Arsenal)

    Good day to you all and welcome to another of Fannie Licker’s interviews with managers from the TOP 100 game world. This is number 7 in the series and Fannie has an announcement to make about the future of the interviews. As you know, Fannie has been desperately trying to lose weight and she has…

  • The Doctor’s Office – Good to be Back

    Hi all,Unexpected to many, including myself, that I am back in the Top 100. A lot has changed since I left but I am delighted to be part of a truly exceptional setup on SM. The blog, existing in somewhat of an embryonic phase, was an inspired decision by Frank and the gang. Along with…