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  • Spongebob a Damp Squib: Lands keeper in hot water; sinks dream move.

    “He was in our grasp until, like a Liverpool goalkeeper flapping at a cross, it was out of our hands.” That was all Razzaque could say about a collapsed deal for goalkeeper Sosha Makani. Makani, who is Iranian and a self-proclaimed lover of all things American, was sentenced to 6-months re-education for being photographed wearing…

  • Jumpers for Goal Posts

    Jumpers for goal posts. Literally. That’s how it all started for Liege over 112 years ago back in the Summer of 1898. (Not as catchy as ‘69 I know, probably why Bryan Adams sang about love instead of Belgian football). Royal Standard de Liege were formed by pupils of College Saint-Servais and were named after…

  • Dynamo Donald Trump on Taking Putin’s D in Moscow

    With an average age of 27 and a considerably lower IQ, last season was unkind to Razzaque.Russian strongman Vladimir Putin earmarked the club as a symbol of Kremlin power, but Dynamo’s late season collapse – netting more red herrings than a Leningrad fishmonger – was more like Krypton. First the club fell out of contention,…

  • THE TOP 100 – DIVISION 1 – SEASON 3 PREVIEW

    Good afternoon and welcome to the preview for the upcoming Season 3 in the Top 100 1st Division. Last season seen Barcelona romping to the title by 10 points from 2nd placed Bayern Munich, with Real Madrid a further point back in 3rd.The following preview should, of course, not be taken seriously and especially the predicted finishing positions.…

  • Fenerbahce final part

    We then Played, already relegated Sevilla which ended in a draw (0-0). We felt really hard done by because we had 9 shots and 8 of them were on target. Just not our day, but better than a defeat.                                              Tough one next was, Juventus…

  • FANNIE TO FANNIES: The Interviews, number 6, RAHUL W (Aston Villa)

    Rahul’s profile photo Good afternoon and welcome to another Fannie Licker interview. For Fannie, herself, she is starting to get back to her old self and the weight is falling off her again although she still has a bit to go before she is back to the way she used to be. She is still…

  • Pre-Season Patter

    Royal Standard de Liege chairman Bruno Venanzi called a press conference this morning announcing big changes for the Belgian club. ‘After discussions with manager James Foster, it’s become abundantly clear that we don’t have a sufficient transfer budget. We’ve seen large transfer fees being paid for players around us, and were simply not able to…

  • Dynamo-rons to Make America Grate

    Vladimir Putin officially severed all ties with Dynamo Moscow today, in the wake of the team’s spectacular collapse last season. “Mother Russia is about winning. Razzaque is about whining. I was going to arrange a little accident for him but a good friend offered a better solution. I am officially signing an executive order selling…

  • Fenerbahce Season Review (Part two)

    Not that i’m counting but that’s me went two games in a row without losing! Happy days. Things are looking up… Well, until the next game as we were playing Real Madrid.With Real Madrid, nobody was expecting a win, but we were optimistic after our two previous results and were optimistic about maybe sneaking a…

  • FENERBAHCE SEASON REVIEW (Part 1)