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  • Top100 Gossip Column

    Top100 Transfer Gossip Column In unsurprising news, Jordan Veretout wants out of Rahul’s Aston Villa side. Linked to everyman and his dog, he’s issued a come and get me plea after declaring he is unable to understand the local dialect. Michael Bowes is rumoured to be overseeing a clear out at The Emirates. Enzo Perez,…

  • A Standard Bunga Bunga Party

    Breaking news here at Sky Sports HQ with Kirsty Gallacher – Belgian correspondent Dick de Kock is deep undercover at Academie Robert Louis-Dreyfus, home of the world famous Foster Football Factory. Unfortunately it seems as though we can’t get hold of Dick on a live video feed so we’ll have to hope that de Kock…

  • Tripe Champion – Benfica

    Outflow of a triple Champion! Hope you all could understand Portuguese! Its about Benfica season 2015/2016 where we lost our coach and one of our captains to Sporting and Porto. We start loosing and had to heard alot of insults and shit from the other supporters!But in the end we finish in our place! Amazing…

  • FANNIE TO FANNIES: The Interviews, number 7, MICHAEL BOWES (Arsenal)

    Good day to you all and welcome to another of Fannie Licker’s interviews with managers from the TOP 100 game world. This is number 7 in the series and Fannie has an announcement to make about the future of the interviews. As you know, Fannie has been desperately trying to lose weight and she has…

  • The Doctor’s Office – Good to be Back

    Hi all,Unexpected to many, including myself, that I am back in the Top 100. A lot has changed since I left but I am delighted to be part of a truly exceptional setup on SM. The blog, existing in somewhat of an embryonic phase, was an inspired decision by Frank and the gang. Along with…

  • Spongebob a Damp Squib: Lands keeper in hot water; sinks dream move.

    “He was in our grasp until, like a Liverpool goalkeeper flapping at a cross, it was out of our hands.” That was all Razzaque could say about a collapsed deal for goalkeeper Sosha Makani. Makani, who is Iranian and a self-proclaimed lover of all things American, was sentenced to 6-months re-education for being photographed wearing…

  • Jumpers for Goal Posts

    Jumpers for goal posts. Literally. That’s how it all started for Liege over 112 years ago back in the Summer of 1898. (Not as catchy as ‘69 I know, probably why Bryan Adams sang about love instead of Belgian football). Royal Standard de Liege were formed by pupils of College Saint-Servais and were named after…

  • Dynamo Donald Trump on Taking Putin’s D in Moscow

    With an average age of 27 and a considerably lower IQ, last season was unkind to Razzaque.Russian strongman Vladimir Putin earmarked the club as a symbol of Kremlin power, but Dynamo’s late season collapse – netting more red herrings than a Leningrad fishmonger – was more like Krypton. First the club fell out of contention,…

  • THE TOP 100 – DIVISION 1 – SEASON 3 PREVIEW

    Good afternoon and welcome to the preview for the upcoming Season 3 in the Top 100 1st Division. Last season seen Barcelona romping to the title by 10 points from 2nd placed Bayern Munich, with Real Madrid a further point back in 3rd.The following preview should, of course, not be taken seriously and especially the predicted finishing positions.…

  • Fenerbahce final part

    We then Played, already relegated Sevilla which ended in a draw (0-0). We felt really hard done by because we had 9 shots and 8 of them were on target. Just not our day, but better than a defeat.                                              Tough one next was, Juventus…