Dynamo, implacable Magicians snatching impossible defeat from inevitable Victory



Dynamo Moskva 

A name fit for a dodgy MLS 'franchise'.
Blessed last season with players who were everything but dynamic, russian in to win relegation to an easier division.
Except, it's been anything but easy this season. Dynamo are winless in competitive games since Feb 17 and occupy 11th spot.
Even worse, how brilliantly awful was that 'russian' pun manager Razzaque slipped in, in the very first sentence? That's exactly the kind of guile his team have lacked.



11 players, 11th in the table


The number 11 is static. It's a pair of legs when a player is standing still instead of looking to play a teammate in for a scoring opportunity.

Either with the ball or the ladies.


A Few Good Men. Too few?


Last season Razzaque followed Brendan Rodgers' "120 page Tossier on Squad Building".

"Great read, some real characters in there", he said.

Now, having sold off some high earning, no-mark big time Charlies (Douglas and Joselu), he's playing the long-game with instant promotion looking a stretch.

Both long balls and long shots.


What do you mean defence?

Victor is the new man in goals, even if he's infrequently a victor after 90 minutes.



The defence has been bolstered by Langkamp and Sidnei but has yet to become solid like Granat.

Mid-flee

Krsticic has a name that's as hard to pronounce as it is difficult to see exactly what he brings to the team, other than a tongue cramp for commentators.

Goals, what are they?

The jewel in the crown, Knowledge Musona, has thus far dispensed little more than fortune cookie wisdom although Razzaque remains hopeful.

"KNOWLEDGE IS POWER," he said, quoting directly from Rodgers' Tossier while putting on his most thoughtful face.

Maybe, but Knowledge needs to get going through action....


Start Me Up!

Ionov, Cauteruccio, Ari and Damari are the only ones showing they have the bottle for battle.

Pavarotti Cup

Pavarotti Cup





The illustrious Pavarotti Cup got underway for the first time since the formation of the Top 100 last week, renamed, rebranded & reformatted in order to comply with regional qualification regulations as part of Top 100's elite cup competition.

The national anthem of Italy was heard at every ground in the country prior to the fixtures & will continue to be used during every Italian sides fixtures so that the late, great Pavarotti can inspire his compatriots to glory! 

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Week 1 Roundup

Group A

Udinese v Milan

Perhaps worrying about the tie against Juventus wasn't the best preparation for Beddows after his Milan side bumbled to a 2-1 defeat at the hands of 'Almighty' Attila 'The Hun' Olah's Udinese side whom spared no second thought to the reputations of any sides in the competition. Lead by the future king, Antonio Di Natale, should Udinese fans have it their way, Udinese came from behind after Balotelli had fired his Milan side ahead after 21 minutes. In the post match interview the controversial Beddows stated "that the people of Udine have done what they do best & come from behind" which has landed the manager in a little trouble with the Top 100 FA. In the oppositions post match interviews, gaffer Attila vowed to conquer all opponents & lands put in his way. 2-1

Atalanta BC v Chievo Verona

Sean Cass & his ambitious Atalanta outfit arrived at the Atleti Azzurri d'Italia on Wednesday evening welcoming Chievo Verona & gaffer Patrick D to his 2nd game in Top 100 since his appointment earlier in the week. Although Atalanta dominated most of the game the atrocious sending off of Maxi Moralez for mouthing off at referee Rafael Rafinha after elbowing Chievo's Dentinho cost his side dearly in a game that teetered out to a 1-1 draw with Mehmedi scoring for Cass' side before Dentinho, casually shook off the elbow to the boat & banged one in after receiving from S.Bell & dribbling into the box. Both sides will be hoping to pickup more points in week 2. 1-1

Sassuolo v Juventus

Groucho's merry men in forest green & black got their first home tie of the competition against DP91's Juve side whom Milan manager Beddows had been caught offering bungs in order to avoid them in the group stage of the Italian regionals only to be told that he need only a dictionary & a map to understand that there was no way Milan could avoid Juventus in the regional group stage. To the Mapei Stadium & a crowd of 7000 out to watch the game which was largely dominated by two fantastic performances between the sticks by MOTM Consigli for Sassuolo & debutant Cillessen for Juventus however Consigli couldn't prevent Juve's super sub Patrick Herrmann whom scored 4 minutes after his introduction. Alvaro Morata found himself on the naughty step 24 hours later whilst the rest of the Old Lady went for celebratory spaghetti after the forward was sent off 8 minutes after coming on in the 2nd half. 0-1

Group B

                                                                      SSC Napoli v ACF Fiorentina

Naples played host to Fiorentina in their first fixture of the competition. Napoli manager Rob Ryan insisted that flags were handed out to all Napoli fans for the game bearing the message 'Vedi Napoli e poi mori!' a brutal message from a brutal man. The ploy however did strike fear into their opposition faltered however as Mr. Malcolm's pretty purple pansies proved there is more to football than aggression. In a game of only 4 shots on goal, Florence found themselves finding the net on all 3 occasions they got their shots on target as Arevalo Rios, Pasqual & Rossi got the goals. A fantastic away win for Florence on day one & perhaps Rob's squad took his Napoli motto to heart rather than that of his opponents. 0-3.

Lazio v Sampdoria

Gav Harmer brought his hammer with him in the game against Hall's Lazio side & on his way out the door took it upon himself to hook one upon Hall himself in a game that proved to be one of the final blows as Ben took a bow from Top 100 a matter of days later. Lasogga lashed one home for Sampdoria as Lazio were left languishing before Kirchhoff left the left wing side looking for answers to which Hall's only comeback was 'ciao bella' & he by no means was hinting at his hunger for a trip to the restaurant. Sampdoria take all 3 points in a great away victory. 0-2

Genoa CFC v AS Roma

Genoa came away with a generous point in the game against Frankland's Roma side whom romped away with a rather one sided 59% of the possession in the game. Frank's Genoa side were brandished 'fannies' after the tie due to their 'soft' tackling tactics during the game with no pun intended in relation to Frank's rumoured 'soft tackle'. Tonelli actually fired Frank's side into the lead after 62 minutes however Frankland's side were behind for only 5 minutes as Dzeko punished the fairy like flittering from Genoa's back 4 from which Fernandez Nacho crumbled to allow the Bosnian to equalise. 1-1


Week 2 Roundup

Group A

Torino v Atalanta BC

Torino took Atalanta to the cleaners in Turin on Wednesday in the outfits first fixture in the Pavarotti Cup. Quagliarella had the Atalanta backline queuing up one after the other as he quarrelled with them leading to a penalty being awarded for their sins which he then put away. After a Mehmedi equaliser, his second goal in 2 games, Quagliarella once again had the Atalanta defence quaking in their boots before firing home his 2nd of the night & threatening a third. Glik gambled on a corner late in the game & the gangly Pole put the tie to bed. Hudson's post match interview was brief & bold 'There's only one team in Turin you tools!' 3-1

Milan v Sassuolo

Sal's sassy Sassuolo stole a fairly undeserved point as Beddows Milan side hosted the second tie for both in the Pavarotti Cup. Beddow's named his brother-in-arms Balotelli captain once again & the barmy Italian brought the Milan fans close to a rare win after he blasted one home after 4 minutes however yet again Beddows ballsed it up by failed to put the final nail in the coffin. Sansone scored a screamer in the second before Sal Groucho's grumpy nature had gotten to his players which saw Missiroli sent to the stands. 1-1

Chievo Verona v Udinese

Attila's conquering commandos came up trumps as Patrick D (Donald?) & his Chievo chaps caved under the conquest of Udinese. Chievo were on the comeback trail after equalising  thanks to Elias' emphatic finish just before half time however Di Natale doesn't dick about demonstrated true dominion over his pupils & putting his side 2-1 ahead. Bobadilla bashed one into the back of the net moments later before the final whistle ended a waning Chievo's misery. After Attila's outstanding performance over Milan, maybe all should be wary of his sides credentials in the Pavarotti Cup this season. 1-3

Group B

Sampdoria v AFC Fiorentina

Harmer's lads were clearly hungry for more after their heated tie against left-wing Lazio & made light work of finding flaws in Fiorentina's gameplan despite themselves coming into this tie on the back of a fantastic 3-0 win. Two goals early in the first half, one still undefined as to whom the scorer was as referee Uriah Rennie himself stated that the powers of Uri Geller could be required to put the uncertainty on the scorer to bed.
Mr. Malcolm's marvellous match day 1 performance could not be matched as mistakes early in the game cost the men of Florence 3 more points. 2-0

AS Roma v SSC Napoli 

Rob Ryan's woes continued as Roma run away with the points in a tight 1-0 affair in Rome. Edin Dzeko was once again the destroyer of dreams in a game with no side able to dominate on the day despite some R&R from Rob Ryan pre match to try & improve upon the failed 'Vedi Napoli e poi more!' message Ryan rambled on about last time out. Frankland's boys were in dreamland come full time as they took a big 3 points which would send them 2nd in Group B after 2 games, rumour has it Frankland allowed the Roma boys to take in Rhona's Rangglers as a post match treat, a different type of R&R to what Ryan had in mind pre match that's for sure... 1-0

Genoa v Lazio

Dodgers diamonds diced up dodgy Genoa in the new gaffers debut performance in the Pavarotti Cup demonstrating that he could be the dream appointment. Frank's fairies were once again ridiculed for their 'soft tackles' during a game in which perhaps some aggressive focus down the right-wing might have been a little more what the doctor had ordered. Frank may now have to do a bit of fiddling in order to find the winning formula to keep his Genoa fans on board, perhaps someone should inform him there isn't a fair play award for the competition. Llorente left Perrin looking a lemon for the goal that separated the sides. 0-1



Beddows Defiant in the Face of Mounting Pressure!

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AC Milan boss Beddows remains highly defiant in the fact of what appears to be mounting pressure on his position as AC Milan boss tonight.

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Putin Cup - Match Day 2 Reports

CSKA Moskva 1 – 2 Spartak Moskva

Spartak maintained their 100% record in the Putin Cup leaving CSKA still awaiting their first points.

The visitors took the lead on 23 minutes when Tasci volleyed home a ball from Promes past a bewildered Valdes....


The hosts however thought they had levelled 4 minutes later when Benteke fired in only to find the assistants flag telling the story that the Belgian was marginally offside when he received the ball from Topal.

CSKA didn’t have to wait long for parity however when a minute later Emenike slid the ball under the advancing Alvarado after being put through by Ruiz.

That’s how it remained at half time and in the second half both teams appeared content to sit back and share the spoils however Tino Costa had other ideas, on 53 minutes he sprung the offside trap moving on to a ball played over the top by Movsisyan to hit an early long range effort that left Valdes clawing at thin air.

Ruiz thought he had levelled 5 minutes later when an audacious chip was finger tipped over the bar by Alvarado.

But it was Spartak who had the better of the later exchanges coming close through both Costa and Movsisyan going close.

Whilst Sir Walt will have walked away from this encounter feeling his side could have sneaked a point Simon Houston will believe his side got what they deserved from the game and know his team now sit clear at the top of the table.


Zenit 1 – 2 Dynamo Moskva

Zenit continued their unhappy start to the Putin Cup, whilst having the lions share of possession they failed to turn this into goal scoring opportunities and paid the price.

The hosts were undone on 11 minutes when a free kick conceded on the edge of the area was struck exquisitely by Valbuena who curled the ball around the wall and inside the post leaving Lodgyin in the Zenit goal completely helpless.

The woodwork spared Zenit from going 2 behind when this time from open play Valbuena floated a ball over and beyond Lodgyin only to see hit strike the top of the bar.

Dynamo responded on 35 minutes by showing they could also convert from set pieces, this time Perez’s free kick was more brute power than finesse has he rifled the ball past a despairing a Victor.

As the teams were contemplating their half time refreshments Damari moved onto a ball from Ari and clipped the ball over the onrushing Lodygin.

The second half was evenly balanced with Ari being denied on 2 occasions by Lodygin with Victor in the visitors goal being called into action to deny Faizulin an equaliser.


Zenit gaffer Libaan Hassan will be concerned at his teams poor start to the competition whilst rival boss Sherief Razzaque will be content at the clear distance opened up to the chasing pack below as they pursue the pace setters Spartak.

Achilles Cup - Match Day 2 Report



Besiktas 1 – 0 Fenerbahce

Fernerbahce made the trip across the Bosphorus to the Ataturk stadium where hosts Besiktas were playing their second consecutive home fixture and were looking to build on their Match Day 1 victory.


Despite the gulf in league status between these two the visitors knew that would be in for a stern test and so it proved in a very tight affair that saw keepers rarely tested but kept the crowd behind the goals on their toes as accuracy wasn’t in the vocabulary of the majority of players.

The first keeper to be tested was the Besiktas stopper Zengin who on the 13 minute mark reacted superbly to a Joe Allen half volley after being set up by Diego.

Besiktas took a further 7 minutes before testing Casilla when Ozyakup played Onazi through only to see the Spanish keeper get a strong hand to his powerful effort to push it out and away from danger.

Coming up to the half hour mark Zengin was again up to the task when a long range effort from Kjaer tried to catch the keeper unawares but there wasn’t enough distance in the effort to trouble the Turk.

Then on 34 minutes Zuculini took a sweet ball from Koyabsi in his stride and struck an unstoppable shot from the edge of the area that had Casilla beaten from the moment it was struck.

The visitors thought they had equalised on the stroke of half time when Ntep hit a grass cutter across the face of goal but Zengin somehow managed to cover his ground and dive full length to tip it wide of the post.

Besiktas appeared content with their advantage and were content to sit back and absorb the Fenerbahce pressure in the second half. Time and time again the visitors knocked on the door but found the hosts defence resolute in restricting them to a couple of efforts from Ntep and Souza that Zengin dealt with comfortably.

Zengin deservedly walked away with the man of the match award as well as manager Gerrit Vogeleers thanks for being the reason they have maximum points and top the table. Opposition manager Norman Little on the other hand will no doubt have come away believing that his team should have had at least a share of the spoils to take away from this encounter.




Galatasary 2 – 2 Olympicaos

This proved to be David Seniors last game in charge of Olympiacos as he took the Greeks to Istanbul to take on Galatasaray under new manager Nathan Prince.

The Division 2 hosts will have been hoping to record their first victory in the competition against their lower league opponents but the Greeks have proved to be stubborn opponents against loftier placed opponents this season.

The hosts got off to the perfect start when on 3 minutes Adin fired them into the lead when he struck a ball from Yilmaz first time into the top corner giving Roberto nothing but a photo opportunity in his vain attempt to keep it out.

10 minutes later the Greeks were level when man of the match Fortounis set up Pavoletti to drill a low shot under Muslera.

That’s how it stayed up until the hour mark when the same two combined only this time it was Fortounis who finished hitting the top corner giving the keeper no chance.

The lead lasted only 6 minutes when Sneider set up Osman who drilled a shot from the centre of the box low into the side netting.


Some late pressure from the visitors was repelled by the hosts who on reflection will be the happier of the two to have come away with a point and if Prince didn’t already knowe that there are no easy games in T100 he surely does now.

RCD Espanyol: The Battle For Survival!

On March 1st 2016, Doug Earle took over a deflated RCD Espanyol side who sit bottom of Division 4 with 5 points and only a single win from 15 games.




Earle was met by an aging squad of players with low motivation and no one ready to step up and lead. If the Spanish side want to avoid relegation then this is not the squad to do so with. Since joining the side Earle has made 8 new signings in an attempt to bring in a wider range of players and better depth.
His first signing was 24 year old Striker Kalifa Coulibaly from KAA Gent. The forward, who stands at 6'6", cost £1.6 million and will add a new dynamic to the team who now have a true target man.
Earle was also quick to snap up Free Agent Jonny Williams. The 22 year old midfielder is unlikely to be a regular but is showing strong potential and is expected to make an impact when called upon.
Another future prospect is Emrah Bassan who joined for £2m from Antalyaspor. The winger can play on the right and left and at only 23, is expected to burst into the squad soon.
Daniel Ginczek became the most expensive player to sign for Espanyol under Earle with a £4m price tag. Having spent time at Stuttgart before moving to FC Nantes Earle knows the German can score. Like Coulibaly, the striker is tall standing at 6'4". It is expected the 24 year old will challenge Klose for his starting position.
By far the oldest and most experienced signing has been Robson Weligton. The 36 year old defender signed from Malaga for £600,000. Having made 48 appearances for the Division 4 rivals, Weligton will strengthen the loose defence who have conceded 31 goals this season.
Miiko Albornoz has also come in to help aid the poor defence. Costing £3m from Athletic Club Earle is hopeful that the 25 year old will live up to his price tag. The Chilean is also able to play up and down both flanks as well as at centre back.
Fabio Borini joined from Lazio in exchange for Javi Lopez. The Italian forward scored 8 goals in 9 starts for the Italian side and Earle hopes the 24 year old can replicate that form.
Marko Vejinovic has also join from Feyenoord. The deal saw Jose Canas and £2m go the other way but Earle feels that the physical presence of the Dutchman will strongly improve their possession game.

Despite these signings Earle still knows that to avoid relegation they will need a serious turn around. Earle stated they need to win at least 10 of their remaining 23 games to stay up, but even if that happens it isn’t guaranteed safety.
Tonight they face AZ in a game that could define the rest of the season. Earle will hope his new side will be able to overcome the odds and avoid relegation into Division 5.


THE THURSDAY BLOG Vol 2 No 5

Good afternoon guys and welcome to another Thursday Blog with me, Gordon ‘Gino’ Kinnear. You know, I am amazed at how the name Gino has stuck as, a lot of you won’t realise this, I didn’t pick it up until I played Soccer Manager. It was not long after I had got to know Dale Price (Dale Piero) that the name became part of my SM profile. I had put up a new profile photo of myself with my daughter, Elise, and Dale said he thought I looked like some guy out of The Sopranos lol. He just came out with the name Gino and started calling me that. That was quickly latched onto by the likes of Prince Michael William and the name stuck. Eventually I added it to plain old Gordon Kinnear and the rest is history.



Talking of nicknames, when I was a kid my nickname was Tweet. This was because of my surname. As happens now, a lot of nicknames are made up by adding a Y to someone’s second name so that made me Kinneary, which of course sounds like canary. Since the most famous canary in they days was Tweetie Pie, the name was shortened to come up with Tweet. It must be all of 37 years since I was last called that and I doubt I will ever be so again.
The Kinnear household has been pretty quiet this last fortnight with nothing major taking place. The wife and daughter are still trying to stick to their diet but I have seen some signs of weakness recently and wonder if they can keep it going much longer. I still haven’t accompanied them to the gym but that is mainly because the wife is struggling to recover from her asthma attack that seen her hospitalised for 3 days. The good news is that last week everybody got paid so I have saved plenty of cash haha. I am the only one that has a weekly pay with everyone else being paid monthly so I collected a few quid from money owed.
This Sunday as everyone should know is Mother’s Day. My mother died about 12 years ago so it doesn’t really apply to me but I do help the kids, even now when they are grown up, decide what to do for Alison. This year the two girls are going to take her out for a Sunday High Tea at some place, not sure where and I thought that was quite a good idea. We all like to go out for something to eat and this year the girls have even asked me if I would come as well. Yeah ok, I agreed, but that doesn’t mean mum comes out when it’s Father’s Day haha. Now, call me a cynic, but why do I feel that on Saturday night the girls are going to ask me to bring my wallet, you know, just in case. Yeah, yeah how many times have I heard that one before.
Away from the family life, I watched the League Cup Final last weekend, or whatever it is called (is it Capital One Cup?) and thought I would have a little bet on it. Looking through the bets available, the one that stuck out most for me was a generous 7/2 on Manchester City to win and BTTS (both teams to score). I thought that was the bet for me and stuck a tenner on it. Raheem Sterling is a guy I won’t forgive for a long time after the chances he missed that ultimately cost me a winning bet. In the end I thought Manchester City just edged it and deserved to win on penalties but Liverpool certainly gave it a good go. What about the race for the Premiership title though? Who could have imagined that the league table would look like that with 10 games to play. Leicester City have been a sensation and are maybe even carrying that little bit of luck required after a disappointing draw with West Brom was made to look a great result when Tottenham, Arsenal and Manchester City all lost. And after all the flack and criticism Louis Van Gaal has suffered at Manchester United, what a story it would be if they had a great late run and took the title. It is still possible with them lying equal with Manchester City now. It is certainly the most fascinating title race that I can remember since the Premiership was born all those years ago.
Well, as I said, it’s been quiet around our place and there is nothing else worth mentioning so it’s a short real life episode this week.
I thought I would add a little bit about Soccer Manager today. I am pleasantly surprised to see the old interface still being an option after hearing that it was going to end at the beginning of February. It is now March and it still goes on. Long may this continue as I cannot get into the new one, and trust me, I have tried a few times. I do, however, have to try and use it if I am out and about as the mobile version of the old one is unplayable. Maybe the longer I try and play it, the more used to it I will get but I am certainly not holding my breath on that one. If the old one eventually disappears then I am still undecided on what I will do. I really want to carry on in this great game but if I was finding it too frustrating then I would have to think seriously about quitting. I really hope it doesn’t come to that.
One more thing, now I don’t know what all of your opinions are but the Adam Johnson case has come to a conclusion and quite rightly he is facing jail time. I fully agree that he deserves all he gets as he knew this girl was 15, and to be honest it made me think about when I was first meeting Gemma (my ex-girlfriend that I mentioned on here a while back). Gemma was 16 when I first started meeting with her and the Johnson case made me think what could have happened if Gemma had been lying to me and she had only been 15. However she was telling the truth and I knew she was because she went to school with my son (OMG that looks much worse in print than it does when I just thought about it). Back to the Adam Johnson case and I might be in the wrong here, but when it came on the news about what the girl had said after the case, I couldn’t believe it. Her comments about him ruining her life and how he took advantage of her made me angry. She knew fine well what she was doing and even if you read what she said in messages to him it was quite clear she was up for it. For her now to come out and make out she was innocent in all this is a joke. Anyway, that doesn’t excuse Johnson for his actions and jail time is the only answer.

Life at Anfield in the Top 100 is currently tough. We are so out of form that I wouldn’t tip us to beat a schoolboy side at the moment. Rumours, however, of my job being under threat are just that ……. rumours. My task this season is to make sure that Liverpool are still a Division 1 team next season and since we are currently 16th, the target is, as you could say, on target. Next season is when I am expected to start taking Liverpool in the right direction and gradually make them a force to be reckoned with.
Since my last blog we have had mixed fortunes in all competitions. In the league we have managed 3 draws and suffered one defeat, albeit it was a heavy 4-0 loss at Barcelona, but although we haven’t had a win, we have done enough to currently sit outside the bottom 4. Tonight we face Valencia, who just this morning named David Senior as the new boss. Valencia are currently second bottom of the table and that was enough for the Valencia board to act and they sacked Simo before deciding to go with Olympiacos boss, Senior. David is a relatively new name to me but he has been around SM for a long time. Our paths may have crossed in our early days but there was league, that I was in, that was as high profile as the Top 100. I wish David a lot of luck as Valencia boss starting tomorrow morning. For tonight’s game Liverpool have a horrendous list of players that will miss out. A flu bug ran riot around the club on Monday and although nearly everyone has got rid of the bug, many players didn’t train and are not match fit. The list of players who wont play tonight is Bender, Campana, Dede, Destro, Erkin, Gabbiadini, Kolasinac, M’Bia, Markovic and Rafael. That is a huge burden to carry in to tonight’s game but, who knows, maybe it will take the pressure off those who do play and we might get a result. I will give league debuts to two players with them being Origi and the recently acquired Mendy.
In my last blog I said that if we were to progress in any of the domestic SM cup competitions then we would need to put a jinx to bed. This was that we could not seem to beat any team that started with the letter ‘A’ and since we had been drawn against two such teams in the cup and shield then we would have to go against the grain to progress in the competitions. Well in the Top 100 Cup, a Pinheiro Toze goal enabled us to beat AS Roma and progress into the last 16, where we have drawn Manchester City. We beat City 3-1 at Anfield earlier in the season and are confident we can repeat the win when we visit the Etihad on Tuesday. In the Shield we were not so lucky and we exited the tournament as we went down 3-2 at Arsenal. I thought we put on a good performance and we deserved to at least take the game to penalties but it wasn’t to be and that competition has gone for another season.
The Regional Cup is a new competition this season and we were put into the northern section of The Churchill Cup where we would face Celtic and Sunderland at home and go on the road to Everton, Manchester United and Newcastle United. Before the competition I was quite hopeful that we could finish in the top two but it has certainly not turned out that way. The first game was at Anfield where Sunderland were the visitors and I have to say that we put in probably our worst performance since I took charge and we went down 1-0 in a game that we should be winning. That was a major blow and I feel it has played a huge part in the team’s lack of confidence at the moment. Our second match in the competition seen us at Old Trafford and we went down 3-1 and again I was disappointed, not by the result, but by the lacklustre performance by the guys. I have to put it down to the flu bug that swept the dressing room and perhaps I shouldn’t have put out the team that I did. Our next game in that tournament is a week on Wednesday, when we visit Newcastle. It is ‘last chance saloon’ and anything other than a victory will see our interest end. In between, we have a friendly with Aston Villa next week and we will try a few things in that game that may help us for the Newcastle game.
Our youth team played two games since a fortnight ago in the Youth Cup and picked up one win and one loss. We beat the previously unbeaten CSKA Moscow 2-1 at Prenton Park which put us back in the race for a qualifying place but we then went down 3-1 at Tottenham, putting in a poor performance to boot and getting what we deserved. At the half way stage in the Youth Cup we are bottom of Group D and again our next game against Sassuolo is make or break for the kids.
Overall our performances have not been good enough to say the least and there is much room for improvement. Despite this, I feel if we can just get back to back victories then the luck could change and we could go on an unbeaten run that would lift everyone at the club and in particular the fans in the stands. We are currently six games without a win in all competitions and that is something we have to rectify quickly.
On the transfer front there is nothing doing at the moment but if the current form does not improve then we may have to take another dip into the market and see if there is anything we can do to improve our fortunes. This could mean maybe cashing in on a couple of players such as Origi and Sakho but we will see how things work out over the next couple of weeks.

Well that is it from me this week. A more of a subdued blog than the last one but hopefully still one that you enjoyed so once again its thanks for taking the time to read and I will be back in a fortnight’s time. Next week is another Fannie Licker interview and that should be another entertaining episode in the series. Until next time, I thank you all once again.

Ciao


Crepe Cup - Matchday Two news from France

Match-day two arrived in France’s version of the Group of Death with much anticipation…it disappears into the rear view mirror of history with Lyon manager Giovanni Cabrioli struggling to see his three opponents anywhere in his wake.

Two games played, two wins and the rest of the field now battling for scraps…that is the tale from France now for Lyon as the competition looks towards next weeks fixtures.



The battle at the Parc des Princes in front of a crowd of 10,746 proved an enjoyable pitched struggle for those in the stands, both managers had obviously given instructions for a degree of getting ‘stuck in’ and the 4 yellows and a Red Card for Wakaso of Lyon in the 79th minute would suggest the instructions got through to the players.

Tactically both sides went with the same formation, more indication of the nature and tightness this group suggested on paper but Lyon must now feel confident of progressing after goals by Rodrigo (14) and Man of the Match Klaassen (43) sent the teams in at half time with PSG scratching their heads and Lyon comfortable for the 2-0 lead. Pastore pulling one back in the 65th minute suggested a bit of fight in the home side and with Wakaso getting sent of with 11 minutes to go it looked like PSG might manage to scrape a point at least but Lyon have a glint in their eye and a bit of steel now and they succeeded in seeing out the 10 man period with little worry.

A win next Wednesday at home to Monaco might all but wrap things up nice and early now for Lyon…such is the reality of a group with one team now head and shoulders above the rest.

The battle for the 3rd Division bragging rights over at the Louis II stadium in Monaco was…predictably…a draw!

Both sides went with a fast, pressing game with Monaco edging the stats but of course stats mean nothing when the goals tally ends up at 2-2.

It was entertaining for the 6,430 who turned up to watch, good strength squads were deployed and both managers did take it seriously but there was always a chance that separating them would be hard and 2-2 was a good reflection on where these sides are at the moment in their development.

Monaco opened the scoring on 19 minutes through Gobi, Marseille pulled one back through Dje Djedje on 30 minutes before a lovely goal by Vieirinha latching on to falcao’s second assist gave the home team the edge at the break. Marseille pressed hard for the equalizer and were rewarded in the 73rd minute when Ben Yedder once again impressed with a finish worthy of the affection the Marseille fans are starting to hold him in.

Its a bit of a climb now to catch Lyon for both these sides and PSG too, Marseille know that after they visit Paris next Wednesday they then have three home games to finish the group…it might give them a bit of a chance, especially if they can beat PSG next week and Monaco slip at Lyon…but this group may yet have a few twists to come and no one can deny that it is tight in France right now for at least three of the four sides…the aim of all now is to pull Lyon back into the pack.

Onward to match-day three…


THE CHURCHILL CUP - MATCHDAY 2

The second round of matches took place in The Churchill Cup tonight and after two games we have surprise leaders. There was also a surprise guest at one of the games. Who was it? Find out below.



NORTH SECTION


CELTIC ………………..  1  NEWCASTLE UNITED ……………….  0

Celtic followed up their fine 1-1 draw with Manchester United with a 1-0 win over Newcastle. Celtic were meant to be the whipping boys in this section and with boss ruts 66 already a self confessed S&M addict, whipping boys suited him just fine but it has not turned out that way and with 4 points from 2 games they have surprised their critics. The first half was end to end with both teams having their chances but the goalkeepers were the outstanding men on the field with both making some fine saves.

action from Celtic Park

The longer the game went on, the more likely it seemed one goal would settle it and that goal came on 63min when Niang’s strike found the top corner of the Newcastle net, sending Celtic Park wild. Newcastle could not find a response and to be truthful they were disappointing and didn’t seem to believe that they could get a result here. It wasn’t until the last 5 minutes that they put Celtic under pressure but Fernandez in the Celtic goal was in inspired form and the hosts held on to record another great result and we wonder if Celtic could be the shock side in this cup. We have been asked to point out that ruts 66 is NOT into S&M but is in fact into M&S which we believe is a totally different thing altogether. Personally I think the former is much less embarrassing.




MANCHESTER UNITED ………………..  3  LIVERPOOL ………………….  1

There was a surprise guest in the V.I.P. section of the Old Trafford main stand for the match against Liverpool tonight. The main sponsor of this cup made an unexpected appearance but the fans were delighted to see Churchill, the star of the Churchill Insurance adverts, take his seat. Well they were delighted until Churchill’s real life owner told him to get down off the seat as he wasn’t allowed on the chairs at home so here would be no different. The game itself was predictable, with the current Top 100 Champions running out comfortable 3-1 winners against struggling for form Liverpool. It took only 2min for Depay to open the scoring with a low free kick beating Szczesny to his left and that was to set the pattern for the night. It was one way traffic towards the Liverpool goal for the whole of the first 45 with Depay and Rooney’s link up’s causing Liverpool all sorts of problems. Liverpool were so far out of the game that 11 dustbins would have put up a better show. Kinnear in the visitors dug out looked resigned to defeat apart from the couple of times that he broke out into a big smile when he looked up at Churchill in the main stand.

Depay runs away after opening the scoring

When Mata made it 2-0 straight from the second half kick off, we were prepared for more of the same but at last Liverpool started to try and play a bit of football. Whether it was United thinking the game was won that made Liverpool look better was unknown but it certainly looked that way. Sturridge managed to cause United some concern but he still couldn’t get the ball on target. It was game over on 69min when Depay added his own second and United’s third and at this stage Kinnear started throwing a ball down the touchline, urging Churchill to chase it. The celebrity pooch was unmoved - literally. Liverpool got on the scoresheet on 70min when Bender fired home after good work from Sturridge but it was little more than a consolation. The last 20 minutes provided very little of note and the game was brought to a close with United taking the points. Kinnear doesn’t have his troubles to seek at the moment and can’t buy a win. Is his job in danger? To find out you will have to read Gino’s Thursday Blog tomorrow. What? No advertising? Oops ok, sorry.


SUNDERLAND ………………….  2  EVERTON …………………..  1

After their surprise(?) win at Liverpool last week, Sunderland played host to the other half of the city, Everton with the outcome being another great result, a result that sees them sitting at the top of the Churchill Cup North section. For Everton, it was their second defeat from two games but whereas last week they contributed nothing for over an hour, this time they made a game of it for the whole 90 minutes. The first ten minutes was much like a boxing match with both sides doing bit of sparring but Everton’s Reinartz took it too far and was yellow carded for a foul on Szalai. It was Everton who went in front through a Negredo goal on 18min with the striker fooling Pantilimon with what has been described as a deft flick but it could be typo and it could have actually been a daft flick. Really, Everton should have went on from there as they had Sunderland on the ropes and Negredo had more chances to extend the lead but he failed to take them.

Everton finding it tough at the Stadium of Light

The home side were struggling to get a foothold in the game and chances were scarce but that all changed after the break and whatever Wayne Bullough said to his side in the dressing room, it worked wonders. Sunderland won a free kick just seconds after the restart which Gomez sent into the Everton box. First man there was Szalai and his shot flew into the roof of the Everton net. The Toffees were rocked and Sunderland took control, denying Everton time and space and whatever else they had enjoyed in the first half, before going in front through Halilovic on 64 minutes. This brought Everton back to life but Sunderland shut up shop much to the annoyance of some fans that were still hungry. Back on the pitch, Sunderland fell much deeper and soaked up anything Everton could throw at them while still looking dangerous on the break. Time eventually ran out for Everton and Sunderland had now put both halves of Liverpool to the sword. Sunderland top the section after two games  and no one could deny they deserve it.


SOUTH SECTION


CHELSEA …………………..  0  TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ………………  2

The two winning sides from last week met at Stamford Bridge and it was Tottenham that ended the day on top of the section after a surprise 2-0 win. Chelsea had been in superb form last week with a 5-0 demolition of Aston Villa but tonight they met their match in a dogged Tottenham, who matched them all the way. Tottenham boss David The Squirrel Piero had no reason to go nuts tonight as for many periods in the game it was them that looked like the top flight side, leaving Chelsea to chase shadows. The Fox? His nickname is apparently The Fox and I was told this last week. Ok, I am sure I wasn’t but I will go with that. Ok, Chelsea boss James The Fox McKenzie  (are you happy now?) couldn’t be too upset at his sides performance as they had their chances to score but a combination of bad luck and bad luck, with a little bad luck thrown in was their undoing.

action from a lucky Spurs win

The great Chelsea team, captained by The Ox, were my pre competition favourites to go all the way and I still think they will despite this loss to a very lucky Tottenham side. Both goals had a very lucky look about them with Dembele’s opener on 22min taking a lucky swerve that out-foxed Courtois and somehow ended up in the net but if you thought that was lucky you should have seen the second goal when Icardi sent a free kick, which was sooooo obviously a shot, into the middle and battered off the bum of Alderweirald before hitting a post and rolling over the line, just. I have no doubt that Chelsea will bounce back from this and go on and win the section and then the Cup and be Champions. David The Badger Piero’s side will crash and burn next week allowing Chelsea to go top and all will be well in the world. I will leave it at that. Go Chelsea!!


WEST HAM UNITED …………….  2  ARSENAL ………………….  0

Ok, I have settled down now, thanks to something called Ritalin, whatever that is, and we move on to the East End of London where Arsenal made their debut in the Churchill Cup against West Ham. Arsenal were expected to do well in this competition and recently new manager Michael Bowes has done a good job since taking over but tonight they slipped to a disappointing defeat at the hands of their Fourth Division opponents and already find themselves with a lot to do to try and get out of this section behind the mighty Chelsea (sorry, sorry wont happen again) A boring first half seen next to nothing happen on the pitch although on 19 minutes a pigeon landed near the far corner flag and a huge debate opened around the ground as to whether it was a Woodpigeon or if it was actually a Rock Dove, which is very similar. The pigeon/dove walked around for a few seconds before flying off again and the attention turned back to the footy. That was it for the first half but things improved after the break. Well not for Arsenal obviously, as just three minutes into the half, Obiang fired a low shot into the bottom corner to give the Hammers the lead.

West Ham had their more illustrious opponents on the rack

Bowes was out his dug-out giving his players his thoughts but considering it was he, who did the half time talk, then he had a bit of a cheek on him. Nicky Thomson was also out his dug-out but he was celebrating the opener along with the West Ham fans and for a moment Bowes eyes met Thomson’s eyes and the whole ground froze as one, expecting the worse. Both managers returned to their respective dug outs though and calm was restored. Arsenal hit back and at last, looked a first division side but, against the run of play, West Ham went 2-0 ahead. Obiang again did the damage and he showed his versatility after the goal which could get him into trouble with the SMFA. The referee told him to tuck his versatility away and the game restarted. At 2-0 down, Arsenal accepted that they were on the end of a shock defeat which was fine by me since they knocked Liverpool out of the Shield during the week. A great result for West Ham that will elevate Nicky Thomson to legendary status in the East End and his photo is expected to appear in the Queen Vic alongside Dirty Den and Phil Mitchell. For Michael Bowes, he has to try and lift his side for the league match at Manchester United tonight.

That’s it for Matchday 2 in the Churchill Cup. For full tables, go to the Churchill Cup tab at the top of the page. I will be back next week with Matchday 3 and we should know a lot more as to who is likely to qualify for the play off stage of the competition.

No offence is intended to any manager in this article. Thanks for reading.

Ciao



Copa Del Burro - Round two








The second round of group games took place in the Copa Del Burro last night. Four sides playing their second game, and four sides making their debut in the competition. 

As with the opening week, the four fixtures last night through up their share of action and surprises. The story of the night played out like this.


Group A - Villarreal v Atletico Madrid Att: 6,167

Villareal played host to Atletico last night, hoping to get off to a winning start in front of their own fans. Atletico on the other hand, were looking to kick start their competition after a 5-0 mauling at the hands of city rivals Real last week.

It was the home team who had the first opportunity, with Sandro forcing Oblak into a save. The keeper getting the ball out for a corner after just 5 minutes. 

The visitors then had a half chance on 17, but 10 minutes later the visitors made the breakthrough. Nani threaded the ball through to Correa, and the young striker made no mistake to put Atletico a goal ahead.

The rest of the half was quite entertaining, with end to end action, and both keepers being forced into saves.

The second half was very tame by comparison. A couple of opportunities in the last 10 minutes, but the visitors managed to close the game out and seal their first points of the competition.

Group B - Levante v Athletic Club Att: 6,867

Levante were the second side playing their first 'Del Burro' game last night. The fourth division side played host to Athletic Club. The side from Bilbao have recently been taken over by Gareth Crisp, and he has started to improve the clubs results.

The run of form looked set to continue for the north coast club, with Mbokani firing home with the first opportunity of the night on 13 minutes, after being put in by the incredible Hulk. 

The away side continued to press, but on 26, the home side broke clear and Chilean Jean Beausejour scored his 4th of the season. 

The second half started quickly, with Draxler almost beating Ruddy with a dipping effort. As the half wore on, Levante were put under more and more pressure. Draxler, Hulk, and Korkorin all causing the home side no end of problems. 

It came to a head in the 82nd minued, with Isreal Jimenez recieving his marching orders after a poor challenge on Draxler. If anything though, this seemed to spur the home side on. Simao & N'Jie both had half chances in the last few minutes. 

At the final whistle though, Parfitt was proudof the way his side stood up to the battering, and was pleased with the point. Crisp however, will be astonished that his side didnt take all 3, and will be searching for the answer in the bottom of a packet of cheese and onion.

Group C - Sporting v Sevilla Att: 9,018

The third game saw Sporting of Portugal host Spanish side Sevilla. Being Portugal v Spain, it promised fireworks,  and a booking in the first minute for Aquilani set it up. 

From the resultant free kick, Fischer hit the woodwork for the visitors. Sporting then had chances of their own, Slimani calling on Pimparel first, and less than 60 seconds later, Jefferson pulled another fine save from the Sevilla custodian. 

The yellow cards were flying, Machin Viloto booked on 17 and Parejo on 24. There were chances at both ends in between times too, as the game continued at a great pace.

The goal that had been promised from the outset finally arrived on 40. Banega finishing off Fischer's through ball. 

Just after the hour mark, Aquilani picked up his second yellow, and saw the inevitable red. The game continued at a ferocious pace, with cards and chances flying past.

We also saw the unusual move of a goalkeeper being replaced. Houdini optingto give reserve goalie Neto 15 minutes at the end. 

The game finished 1 - 0 Sevilla, but really couldhave gone either way, and really cold have been 3 each. A tremendous game of football, and one that will have supporters looking forward to the return fixture.

Group D - Malaga v Espanyol Att: 7,031

The group D game between Malaga & Espanyol was another fabulous game of football. The home side were ahead as early as the 6th minute, Rosales putting his side ahead. 

It didnt take long for Espanyol to equalise however. Weimann and Huddlestine linked up, with Weimann finishing off the move.

That was it for the goals in the first half, but things warmed up in the second half. Just two minutes in, and there was a free kick for the homeside. Kaka swung the ball in, and Hemed went close.  

Both sides made changes on the hour, and on 63 Pitroipa restored Malaga's lead with a fine effort.

10 minutes from time, and experienced Czech Rosicky looked to have stolen a point for Espanyol. But had he....? Nope. Hemed won it for the home side three minutes from time. Another great game in what is fast becoming a teriffic competition. 

There are four more tasty looking fixtures again next week. The big boys are in action as Real Madrid host Villarreal of division 5 in group A. Group B sees Barcelona host Levante, the club founded by Barcelona fans over a century ago. In group C it's Sevilla hosting Porto, and in group D Malaga have a rest week as Espanyol host Celta Vigo. 

Team of the week

J Oblak A. Madrid
I Jimenez Levante 
Dodo Malaga 
Mbodji Malaga 
Jucilei A. Club
Banega Sevilla 
Weimann Espanyol 
Silva Sporting
Hulk A. Club 
D. Mbokani A. Club 
Pitroipa Malaga 







Fannie to Fannies: The Interviews, number 3 , SON OF PLUTO (Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk)


Son of Pluto

Good afternoon and welcome to another in the series of Fannie to Fannies, where well renowned female slapper, erm I mean female journalist Fannie Licker interviews and maybe shags a manager from the Top 100. Last time out it was Bob Sal who gave us an insight into life at Sassuolo and following that, this week she met with a man of mystery so let’s not waste any more time and I hand you over to the studio where you can have a good look at Fannie.



Hi everybody, Fannie Licker here with another chance to interview one of you boys. If you remember last time then you will remember that I had implants put into my buttocks and they have made sitting down a lot more comfortable, almost like sitting on an air bed and although they have given me piles, that the doctor said will go away shortly, I can’t feel a thing!! This week I decided to go and improve my body even more and decided to get my lips sorted. As you can see below, they have made a great difference and now I will be more confident when I am kissing and when I am sucking. I love sucking on a lollipop and an ice lolly. Mmmmmm. I once sucked a Fisherman’s Friend but to be honest, they are not for me and I thought it tasted very salty at the end.

My lips before and after. What do you think? I luuuuuuv them :)

Anyway, on to today’s guest and I have to say, he is a man of mystery. On asking about, no one really knew anything much about him and no one knows his real name, unless of course he actually does use his own name. He is built like a God and many people think that is father was a God. I am, of course, talking about Son of Pluto, the manager of Ukraniian side Dnipro Dnipropro…., Dniproopphv…., Dnipro!!!!!! So let’s start with some details and likes of the man himself.

SON OF PLUTO PERSONAL PROFILE

Full Name: Son Of Pluto
Born: Hades
Height: 6 foot
Marital Status: single
Nickname: Dog of War
Favourite Sports teams: Reading
Favourite food: Souls lightly fried
Favourite drink: Coke
Favourite band/singer: Slipknot
Favourite Colour: Black
Favourite animal: Minotaur
Favourite film: Italian Job
Your Car: Astra
Best Friend: Medusa

What phone do you have: Xperia Z5
Best sport to watch: football
What scares you most: Zeus
Phone, iPad or laptop to play SM: Desktop
Embarrassing moment: Went out drinking with Death tried to take Biebers Soul and missed
Ever won anything on the lottery: yep
If you could have any job in the world what would it be: Self employed lottery winner
Who would you most like to meet (dead or alive): Bob Paisley
If you could attend any sporting event in the world what would it be: WC Final


Ok, thanks Mr Pluto and if you are ever going out with Death again, I think Yolanda Squatpump would love to meet him, if you know what I mean  ;)   So lets get on with the interview;


FL:  The first question is possibly the one on everybody’s lips. Why do you have the name Son of Pluto? I have three theories, the glamourous one being that you are the son of the God of the Underworld and since you say you were born in Hades then that is probably what you are insinuating. The other theories are that you from the dwarf planet Pluto and you claim to be alien to this world while the last one is that you are the son of Mickey Mouse’s dog. What is behind the mask of the Son of Pluto?

SoP:  The name Son of Pluto has it roots as far back as 1998 when I first started to frequent MSN chat room Grapevine & Rainbow, I just needed to make up a name to join and wanting to stand out a bit I chose a name with a few meanings. The name then stuck as has been used on a different number of websites for 18 years now.


FL:  Your first season in the Top 100 seen you guide Dnipro to the Division 5 title. What was behind this success and were you surprised that you took the title with a very average 66 points, a total that would normally be lucky to make the play offs?

SoP:  I wasn’t surprised we won the title, but the small points tally to win it was a shock, I think it just goes to show the amount of talented managers in Top100 and how close the clubs are matched in the lower couple of divisions.



FL:  A poor start to this season in Division 4 seems to have been put behind you and Dnipro are now starting to pick up some points. What is the target for this season? Is it just survival for this season or do you feel your squad is good enough to be challenging for successive promotions?

SoP:  The target has always been top half of the table and if possible sneak a play-off place, but as stated above almost all of the teams have the same average squad rating so its really anyone’s to win, a decent run for any club could see them take the gold.

FL:   You gave the players that won the Division 5 title a huge vote of confidence by not adding to the squad. Do you think that come the end of the season that you will live or die by this decision or was it the chairman who didn’t give you a vote of confidence and withheld any funds for you to go into the transfer market?

SoP:  I have money in the bank, I just thought the team was good enough to make a run in division 4 and see where it goes from there, I have a nice mix of players on the up and steady eddies that should be good enough for the division 3 as well if we manage to go up again.


FL:  Djordevic seems to be the guy that you look to, to provide the goals in the team. If he was to get injured and be out for a few weeks do you think the team could still get good results without him?

SoP:  Djordevic has been a revelation this season, but we still have Marin who cleaned up in the awards last season and a couple of others who are good enough to step in if the unthinkable happens to Djordevic 



FL:  Dnipro did not enter either the Youth Cup or the Regional Cup. Was this your own decision or was it taken out of your hands? The Regional Cup in particular may have caused problems on and off the pitch with the Russian sides. Was this a political decision? Were the board not happy with the title of The Putin Cup? 

SoP:  My youth team isn’t strong enough to enter the competition and as for the Regional Cup the lads like to leave Ukraine and get a break once in a while so we give them time off to re-energise. Next season though we are aiming to enter the Regional Cup.

FL:  How do you see the future for the team and also yourself? Do you see yourself having a long term involvement with Dnipro or do you have a set time in your head before trying pastures new?


SoP:  I tend to be a stayer and stick by teams. The future is to try and make it to Division 1 but that will take time, I have been around SM for 9 years so don’t see myself leaving anytime soon.

S.o.P’s father with the family pet dog

FL:  Finally Pluto, this is standard for all managers, if you could manage any club in the Top 100, who would you choose and why?

SoP:  I would only move for the Liverpool job as that has been my team since childhood, any other club I would regret taking after spending time on Dnipro.


FL:  Thanks Mr Pluto and good luck for the rest of the season. As son of a God you are more than welcome to come and see me in my dressing room and we can have a little drink and then we can ………………….  what? my mike is still on? OMG, well, erm, thanks Mr, erm, Bluto and I will let you get off back to erm, Ukrainia. (nervous laugh)


Ahem, err, well thanks Fannie and Son of Pluto and as we seen, Mr Pluto is still quite secretive about himself and is content to live life in the dark side. That is all for this week. Next week we have another Thursday Blog with Gordon ‘Gino’ Kinnear as we find out what has been happening in his home life and also the problems that currently seem to be surrounding Liverpool at Anfield.
Thanks once again for taking the time to read and I hope you all take care until we meet again. Fannie will be selecting the next manager to face her and her implants, so keep looking at your PM box to see if it is you. Last thing is that for interview number 6, Fannie has decided to give someone a chance to volunteer to be interviewed so if you would like to feature on the blog as one of Fannie’s victims then just drop me a PM and someone will be hand picked for interview number 6. Until then it’s

Slaters




Gino Kinnearo Investigates -

Remember to listen to the Music before proceeding
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Everyone’s favourite impartial Italian journalist, Gino Kinnearo woke at 6am CET to board a flight from Porto (when Milan had just been scandalously beaten 2-0, with Honda getting a straight red about as justified as Keane's arrogance!)


How does Gino fly you may well ask… Alitalia normally but due to this undercover mission he has been upgraded to business class with everyone’s favourite airline, Ryanair! 

Ryanair Business class

Today's destination - Germany and a Top Secret undercover assignment where he was hoping to confirm the truth behind rumours of the Irish Mafia taking over one particular city and one particular club, ripping the heart out of it and the community in the process - YES - Gino Kinnearo was bound for Stuttgart! 
Immediately upon landing in Germany Gino was met by some heavy-set Irishmen who whisked him into the back of a black Mercedes with tinted windows and drove off - saying nothing one of them handed Gino a wad of 50euro notes and a napkin upon was written what appeared to be an itinerary for the day - (1) go to Stuttgart HQ, (2) watch Stuttgart train, (3) meet the staff and (4) go on a sightseeing tour of the German city... 

What interested Gino the most were the rumours coming out of Stuttgart, ever since Mr feargal a hickey had been appointed as Manager the City and the Sports press have been on lockdown, if fact some journalists, including Gino's friends have disappeared after writing what were simply neutral comments about Mr O'Hickey... Dark and disturbing rumours indeed that Gino was determined to get to the bottom of! 

First stop Gino had thought was to be the Stuttgart training ground, the HQ, but as the car passed the Stuttgart training ground and drove directly towards the city centre Gino was shocked to learn that Feargal had completely restructured the club organisation and it was no being ran by a small elite team of trusted individuals from...
The Auld Rougue, Stuttgart - VFB's New HQ
Gino was given a tour the No 1 Irish Pub in all of Stuttgart, and was given a guided tour by a heavy set Irishman clearly explaining that this is where Feargal holds his team meetings, holds morale team building exercises and invites the local 'blond' girls to come and have discos with the players and Feargal's management team. In fact it was Paul O'Hickey one of Feargal's own children who ensured Gino had a clear understanding of all of the facilities and how everything worked.
Paul O'Hickey, Feargal's 2nd youngest and 'favourite' son
It was explained that Feargal is very keen on building a team spirit here at the club, but that all players must adhere to and join in the various drinking games that are apart of his rigorous training program that doesn't end at on the training ground but at 3am most mornings, with all of the players allowed to sleep it off at Club HQ! In fact the walls of the club HQ were not full of pictures of Stuttgart players scoring goals but of David Ospina and Jay Rodriguez playing beer pong, Fred and Aaron Lennon drinking Guinness and Black and Didier Drobga dressed for Pub Golf. 

But where was Feargal? Surely if he wasn't at HQ he would be at the training ground which was Gino's next stop on his whistle stop investigation. Upon leaving The Auld Rogue he could clearly sense the atmosphere of fear around the city... people looked away and avoided going anywhere near the HQ, in fact there were precious few people on the streets at all... why would an Irishman do this to such a beautiful city? 

Next stop was the training ground. One thing that struck Gino whilst being driven out of the city and into the serene German countryside was the lack of German flags, in fact he at first thought that they were Ivory Coast flags in support of Stuttgart’s star striker, Mr Drogba, but then Gino quickly realised that they were actually Irish flags (it is easy to confuse the two), he asked his heavy set driver,  Paul: “Are the Irish flags up for St Patrick’s Day, it is a bit early isn’t it.”

Paul responded… “it is Father’s wish… it is the law… only Irish flags can be flown in Stuttgart, you wait until we reach the training ground.”

And sure enough upon going down the long drive to the training complex Gino was stunned by the level of Irish influence, Irish flags, leprechauns, pixies and empty Guinness cans lined the route… And then a site that shocked him most, one of Fergal’s other 5 sons was sitting on the side-lines whilst the players trained.

“That is Dougal, he is the youngest” O’Connell explained. “He is the tactical analysis coach and over there with the lads is Ted (the middle child), he is first team coach.”
Feargal's Youngest - Dougal O'Hickey - Tactical Analysis Coach
Kinnearo stepped out of the car in bewilderment, so Fergal had brought his own children over the Stuttgart to ensure that things were going to be done as he’d wanted. Kinnearo had of course heard of these Mafia rumours but these two men, Fergal’s sons, seemed more holy than mafia…
First team coach and Feargal's 2nd eldest, Ted O'Hickey
Paul then shepherded Gino Kinnearo inside of the complex and immediately introduced him to Stuttgart’s Chief Media Office, Head of Team Affairs and Player Liasion Officer, (Fergal’s eldest son incidentally) Jack. 

Jack is said by some within the now underground Sports media in the City to be the head honcho in the Irish Mafia, the man who everyone fears, Fergal’s Goebbels. Gino could clearly see from his appearance why this was the case, he’d of course seen him undertaking press conferences on behalf of his father before but he was stunned by the smell of alcohol on a man that was in all fairness running the club on behalf of his father.
Jack O'Hickey, the eldest son of Feargal and Chief Media Officer, Head of Team Affairs and Player Liasion
Gino was then introduced to two more people of importance within the club, firstly to Eamon, (Fergal’s second oldest son) and head of Youth Development at the club and Frau Bierscoffer a 70 year old fascist with an insane tolerance for alcohol. Gino spoke at length with Frau Bierscoffer and promised that he would not publish anything that she said. He asked her in depth of life under the O’Hickeys?
Eammon O'Hickey - Feargal's 2nd eldest son - in charge of Youth Development

“It is a nightmare, fear… we all fear Fergal, although we very rarely see him." She said...

"He leaves everything to his children, Jack, Eamon, Ted, Paul and Dougal. Jack is the worst! I have worked in this club for 55 years and now no one dare speak. It is the same back in the City ever since Feargal came there have been more Irish arriving than Migrants! And they breed like rabbits… we will be outnumbered very soon. I fear for the future of the city and the club. His totalitarian, Stalinist approach to power is making life in the city a living hell!”

But still a question puzzled Gino, the fear was there for all to see, in the city, at the club… but where was the Head of the Snake, where was this great and feared leader. Paul promised that he would take him there next.   

Back into the Mercedes and back into the city… Gino rechecked his napkin and notes that the final point on the agenda was a sightseeing tour of the city’s attractions and Paul immediately brought Gino to what appeared to be a photoshoot. Yes a photoshoot and to Gino amazement the model was Fergal himself.

Gino was stunned how such a handsome, good looking gentleman could be perceived as such a monster by the people of Stuttgart?

He was completely taken aback by this image that Feargal had decided to portray of himself when at first glance he was nothing of the sort – he was no Frankenstein? No Stalin!

Gino then was allowed by Feargal’s minders 5 mins with this reclusive hard-to-reach man of mystery…

“I am a recessionist… I had become completed disillusioned by the recession in Ireland that Mafia and football management were the only two things that I know and love and I decided why not bring them together in Stuttgart! As you can see the City and the team are thriving.”

Gino was not so sure about the reference to thriving but he continued to question Feargal on rumours of the Irish Mafia being in the City.

“Of course! How else would I be able to afford the wages of players like Fred, Lennon and Drogba! The community supplement their and my standard of living… sure the shopkeepers might not like the knocks on the doors but I see no issues… it is for the good of the club and just look at the league table.”

Indeed it was true that Feargal had seen a huge upturn in performances from the side who currently sit in the 
Division 5 play-off positions. Gino was keen to ask Feargal one more question about his management of the club and the roles of his own sons…

“The boys are so happy to be here. Back home in Ireland life is tough but here they have job for life and they love being with me everyday!”

After a light lunch of beer and bratwurst Mr Gino was invited back to the club training ground for the Pre-match press conference ahead of VFB's game against Zenit in the Youth Cup tomorrow, a must win for Feargal's side.

Feargal O'Hickey joined by his son and assistant Jack O'Hickey at a Stuttgart Press Conference
Gino concluded that indeed curruption is as rife in Stuttgart as it is in Liverpool, Madrid and Sao Paulo and that he feels sooner or later Stuttgart as a city will revolt against this Irish invasion, imagine the Irish invading a country... history is indeed being rewritten in SM Top 100! 

Gino then took a flight back to Milan ahead of his sides game v PSG, also in the Youth Cup tomorrow night. 

Putin Cup - Match Day 1 Reports

Dynamo 0 - Lokomotiv 0

The Moscow derby between Dynamo and Lokomotiv rather than being a blood and guts cup tie turned out to be a dour game of chess that would probably have had Kasparov nodding off.


Both teams seem content with stifling out each other whilst creating very little in the way of goal scoring opportunities. The first half saw a solitary attempt on target with Victor making a routing save early on for the hosts from a speculative effort by Soldado. The only other notable event being a yellow card issued to Gamez when he scythed down Damari.

Neither side seemed to change their approach much in the second half with Soldado and Fernandes only slightly troubling Victor an effort whilst the visitors failed to register a single effort on target in whole 90 minutes..

Rajkovic found himself in the refs notebook after a foul; on Fernandes and the highlight of the game being Granats caution after a protracted rant at the referee who did everyone a favour by allowing exactly zero seconds of added time.

Both managers know their teams will need to brighten up if they are going to get their hands on cup this season.


Spartak 1 - Zenit 0

Meanwhile the other Moscow outfit in action Spartak hosted Zenit.

It turned out to be a game of contrasting fortunes for Spartaks Movsisyan who after setting up Promes for the only goal of the game on 35 minutes found himself sitting in the bath seven minutes later after being given a straight red for a disgraceful challenge on Endo.

There must have been something in the air in Moscow last night with nearly as few chances being created here at the Luzhniki as there were across the city at the Khimki.


Simon Houston will be pleased to be topping the table but like his counterpart Libaan Hassan knows there is definitely room for improvement.

Crepe Cup Group B Action from France

Four teams with history, class, panache and a hint of Joie de vivre began the battle last night to take French pride into the later rounds of the Regional Cup.

Forever battling the opinion of the French as Surrender Monkeys there would be no better way for the clubs to dispel that slant than by going all the way and in true French form the opening fixtures saw the clash of gallic titans almost completely nullify each other.



With Monaco and Marseille languishing in Division 3 and PSG punching below their weight in Division 2 it looked from the outset as though Lyon would be favorites to top the group and after match-day one that is where they do sit…although only just!

At the Parc OL Marseille went with no fear of their top division opponents…Lyon relied on experience and it was that which proved decisive as the 39 year old legs of Francesco Totti held out for the 88 minute winner that proved to be all that would separate the two sides. With no subs used by either manager it was a brutal war of attrition for those on the park and in the end the stats proved about equal and for many watching a draw had seemed the likely outcome until Totti secured all three points in the dying minutes.

Marseille must be happy with the performance, they shaded the possession and were more than a match for the top division side but results tell the final tale and 1-0 to Lyon is the result that will be remembered.

Meanwhile over at the Louis II Stadium Monaco and Paris St Germain were also engaged in a war of attrition and in this instance no-one managed to break the deadlock which again is probably a better result for the Division 3 side Monaco who have had a tepid start to their campaign and will probably take more heart from this point than PSG.

In fact the lower league side carried 59% possession against an attacking PSG side and maybe if less caution had been adopted Monaco may have taken all three points.

This group could be a real battle over the coming weeks, form from the opening matches would suggest that having a real go is an option for Marseille and Monaco…can PSG and Lyon find their feet against such nerve.

Next Wednesday PSG will entertain Lyon and the Division 3 bragging rights will be decided as Monaco host Marseille. Beware the French…these four teams have a point to prove…


Achilles Cup - Match Day 1 Reports

The inaugural Achilles Cup got underway last night with bitter rivals from Turkey battling with their sole neighbour from Greece to be able to claim bragging rights as the Aegean Champions.

Besiktas 2 - Galatasaray 1

The  Ataturk stadium hosted the game between near neighbours Besiktas of Division 3 and Galatasaray from Division 2, it promised to be a feisty affair and proved so with five players ending up in the refs notebook and a number lucky they didn’t find themselves down the tunnel before the end of the game.


In an evenly balanced first half a Vazquez strike on 39 minutes separated the two protagonists at half time when he floated a shot from the edge of the penalty area over Muslera leaving him stranded in the Galatasary goal.

That spurred the visitors into action and in the second half they came out more purposefully forcing Besiktas onto the back foot. Zengin who had pulled off a string of fine saves was finally beaten on 67 minutes when Podolski struck a fine first time shot from a ball laid through by Adin that gave the keeper no chance.

The visitors hardly had time to finish celebrating the equaliser when within a minute Vazquez turned provider and set up Toivonen to restore the hosts lead.

Galatasaray threw everything forward looking for an equaliser but couldn’t breach the home defence who were excellently marshalled by Zengin who continued to thwart the visitors and earn himself the man of the match.

On the balance of play Fred Dodger and his Cimbom will count themselves extremely unlucky not to have come away with at least a point from this encounter and will rue not making the most of their opportunities whilst Gerrit Vogeleer will be delighted in how clinical his Besiktas side were in making the most of the few opportunities they created.


Olympiacos 1 - Fenerbahce 1

Meanwhile in the cups other fixture Fenerbahce crossed the Aegean to the Georgios Karaiskakis Stadium to take on Olympiacos.

The hosts made light of the gulf of four divisions between the two and put in a stalwart performance to match the visitors in this evenly balanced if somewhat dour encounter.

The Greeks came out of the traps quickly with Maniatis setting up Gouweleeuw two drill a shot into the top corner from fully 25 yards on 6 minutes.


The half was more tactical than enthralling with few other opportunities being created the notable exception being a late effort from Sow which Roberto dealt with comfortably.


The second half continued in a similar vein to the first with few direct threats at goal until the hour mark when Potuk whipped in a free kick for the Turks and Martinez was first to react clipping it passed the stranded Roberto for the equaliser.

This seemed to liven up both teams with Elabdellaui and Pavoletti being foiled by Casilla in the Fenerbahce goal whilst Roberto kept out decent attempts from Potuk and Martinez.

The game petered out in the last 10 minutes with both sides appearing content to share the points.

Both managers will come away disappointed with the lack of goal threat posed and no doubt the Greeks will be the happier with a share of the spoils.

Copa Del Burro Kicks off


The one they all want to win, the Copa Del Burro kicked off last night. There were four fixtures, including a huge derby as Atletico Madrid entertained Roy Keane's Real, and Sporting travelled to Porto for an all Portuguese tie. The other two games saw Celta Vigo host Malaga, whilst Barcelona travelled to Bilbao and faced Athletic Club.

The Copa Del Burro, Top 100's most coveted trophy 


Madrid bosses Roy Keane & The Doctor
Tom Parfitt, Houdini Smiff, Nathan Prince, Gareth Crisp et al 

The Iberian clubs were represented superbly by the three games on offer last night, and as can be seen, the bosses of the clubs playing were joined by the four that sat out last night. 

Group A

Atletico Madrid 0 - 5 Real Madrid Att: 11,749

Group A started with a bang, and the Madrid derby. Both clubs have already tasted Top 100 success, Real winning last seasons League Shield, and Atletico the current youth cup champions. Fireworks were expected in this game, and it didnt dissapoint.

The first real attack of the game came in the 9th minute, and saw the visitors pushing. Real won a corner which was crossed into the mixer by Vidal, and finished expertly by Lewandowski. 

A minute later and Lewandowski was close to his and Real's second. Eriksen played him in, and the striker beat Oblak, but saw the ball role just wide of the post. The Pole came close again on 17, but this time Oblak made the save. 

After 19mins though, the pressure finally told. After spurning two opportunites, Lewandowski turned provider and played in Gareth Bale for the visitors second.

It wasnt until the 25th minute that the home side looked any kind of threat. Angel Correa though fired over without causing any problems for the Real keeper. Aside from Cerci's booking on 35, that was about it for the first half action.

The second half started equally as ferociously, and Cerci brought down Sergio Busquets on 49. The player saw red, and made a quick return to the changing room. Three minutes later, the home side wer made to pay as Gareth Bale put Arturo Vidal in to make it 3-0 to the visitors. 

Lewandowski finished off another set piece on 72, this time putting away Neymar's free kick. The punishment still wasnt over for Atletico though. Roy Keane urged his side on, willing his side to continue to put the hosts to the sword and cement Real's position as Madrid's top side. 

The 5 Star performance was completed on 87. Yet another set piece was delivered into the box, again courtesy of Neymar, and Eriksen finished it off. 

The Doctor will be keen to pick his troops up ready for the league encounter, whereas Keane and Real continued there winning run, and will head into the next few games full of confidence.



Group B

Athletic Club 3 -  2 Barcelona Att: 9,348 

The shock of the night came in Bilbao, as the div 2 stragglers entertained the div 1 leaders. The home side got off to the perfect start, Hulk registerring after 11 minutes, finishing Draxler's free kick. 5 minutes later and Mbokani made it 2-0. The DR Congo man making some space for himself before firing past Neuer. 

Just before half time, Bilbao put the tie out of site, Rakitskiy firing home on 40mins to send the home side into delerium and give the side the belief that they have more than enough to get out of trouble at the bottom of the table. 

Muller managed to pull one back for the visitors before the half time whistle. Messi, the little magician played a free kick in, and the German tucked it away. 

Claudio Bravo, who only left Barca a couple of weeks ago, was in inspired form for his new side, pulling off several top draw saves at the start of the second half, before he was finally beaten by Martinez, who was again fed by Messi. 

3-2 is how the game finished, and Gareth Crisp will have seen more than enough to know that his side have what it takes to climb out of the danger zone. Equally, Scott McKenzie will be keen to get his Barcelona side back on track in the league. 


Group C 

Porto 2 - 1 Sporting Att 10,987

Another big game took place in Portugal, with Houdini Smiff taking his Sporting side to Porto. The first half was one of few chances. A few efforts from both sides, but neither keeper was required to get his gloves dirty.

The fans were hoping for some more entertaing fayre in the second half, and the teams were able to oblige.

It took a while, but on the hour mark, the home crowd at least finally had something to shout about as Romelu Lukaku side footed Porto ahead. 14minutes later and Danillo Pereira doubled Porto's lead. 

With Sporting having caused no problems at all, the points looked safe. That is exactly how it panned out. Sporting got a consolation through Sacko two minutes from time, but never looked like gtting anything.



Group D

Celta Vigo - Malaga Att 6,231

The final game of the evening saw Malaga leave the Costa Del Sol to travel to Vigo, and Ryan Chisholm's promotion chasing side. Both managers are new to their respective clubs. Greg Millington was given the Malaga job due to his stand out credentials. Rumor has it though that Chisholm is only in the job because AC Milan boss Stephen Beddows involved some of Italy's underground element to pull a few strings. Time will tell how the appointment pans out, but if this game is anything to go by, work will be needed.

Things started well enough though, Nolito giving Vigo the lead as early as the 5th minute. There wasnt much else to report in the first half. A few yellow cards, but not a lot else. 

Ten minutes into the second half though, Torres equalised for the visitors, smashing the ball home. Malaga made changes on the hour, with Horta one of the players coming off the bench. It proved to be an inspired change, Horta put Malaga in front on 72mins. 

Five minutes befor the end,Kameni was on hand to make a good save, and the game petered out into a win for the away side.   

Team of the week

C Kameni Malaga 
T Juanfran R. Madrid
V Marcelo R. Madrid
Y Rakitskiy A. Club 
D. Godin R. Madrid 
J Koke A. Madrid 
Neymar R. Madrid 
A Vidal R. Madrid 
L Messi Barcelona 
R Lewandowski R. Madrid 
G. Bale R. Madrid 

Next week
Next weeks game's see the remaining sides play their opening games. In group A Villareal host Atletico Madrid, who will be looking to get last night out of their system.

Group B's encounter is Levante against this weeks shock makers, Athletic Club. Group C is Sporting hosting Sevilla, and the final game is Malaga at home to Espanyolin Group D.

If next week's fixtures live up to last nights, we can expect four more cracking encounters as the chase for the Coppa Del Burro Continues. 

Von Trapp Cup (Match Day 1)

Von Trapp cup in germany got off to a flyer on wednesday night couple of cracking games and a few one sided affairs.


Group A:

Mattias Wernersson's Wolfsburg put 5 past helpless hamburg who lined up with suicidal "very.attacking" mentality. Wolfsburg on the other hand control possession in the central areas with Max Kruse threading inch perfect through balls for A.Schurrle (scored hattrick) and I.PERIŠIĆ (scored a brace).  Now Wolfsburg need to take this form in the league as they are struggling in the relegation zone with just 9 points, 3 away from safety.

A narrow win for FC Schalke away from home against Hertha Berlin kept Schalke's superb season on track. DEBUCHY scored the only goal of the game when Tevez released him with a beautiful threaded ball on the right flank, he cut inside and curled the ball around Tim howard in the back of the net.

Group B: 

rab kennedy's FC Basel went with a very attacking mentality in their opening game against Bayern Munich who are by far the most inform side in "top100" on a 16 game winning streak. Result was pretty much expected as Bayern dominated with 70% possession and they made it count scoring 6 goals. Basel need to calm down their approach against quality sides or they will keep getting hamered

Miguel Salgado parked the bus against BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH and managed to get a impressive away draw for Hoffenheim. SCHÄR scored late in the game for Hoffenheim with incredibly long range effort to cancel out Dermic goal for Monchengladback.

PAPADOPOULOS scored late in second half to win the game for Noisy's Leverkusen against Stuttgart. Not much between the two sides here and it could have gone either way.

So as the things stand, Wolfsburg and Schalka lead group A with Dortmund yet to play. while Bayern Munich and Leverkusen won their respective games in group B.


THE CHURCHILL CUP - MATCHDAY 1

The Churchill Cup got underway tonight (Wednesday) with the first round robin games in both the North and the South sections. Here is a round up of how the first games panned out.




NORTH SECTION


CELTIC ………. 1  MANCHESTER UNITED ……. 1

Celtic and Manchester United kicked off their campaigns with a 1-1 draw at Celtic Park. This was expected to be a comfortable win for United as they are doing reasonable well in Division 1 while Celtic are looking for promotion from Division 5 but although United dominated the possession, Celtic defended well and refused to buckle under pressure. The first half failed to produce a goal and it also failed to produce a Celtic shot on target but that didn’t concern the Glasgow side as long as the score sat at 0-0. The game looked to have turned Celtic’s way when on 48min Michael Carrick was shown the red card after having been booked just before half time but in true soccer manager style, the ‘new’ match engine laughed in the face of referees and Rooney(53) got the breakthrough United had been searching for. The Celtic fans sang ‘one-nil to the match engine, one-nil to the match engine’ a Celtic tried to find a way back into the game. Celtic, at least, were starting to give the United defence something to think about it and they got their reward when Haraguchi(72) fired an equaliser. Ten-man United responded well and tried to find a winner but Celtic soaked up all they had to offer and the game finished 1 goal each and 1 point each. United boss, Joe Jordan, refused to shake ruts 66 hand at the end of the game in case the Celtic manager fell over in front of the referee, apparently a reference to the ordering off of Carrick.


LIVERPOOL ………  0  SUNDERLAND ………..  1

Liverpool boss Kinnear slammed his players after a disastrous start to their Churchill Cup exploits after they crashed 1-0 at home to Sunderland. Kinnear blamed his attack saying they looked uninterested and has promised to axe them (Sturridge and Destro) for the remaining games in the competition. It may all have been so different if Coutinho’s 7th minute strike had been allowed to stand but the linesman had flagged much to the annoyance of Coutinho who was clearly onside by more than a couple of yards. It is believed the linesman had failed to flag a goal offside last Sunday and was making up for it tonight. Sunderland didn’t complain and in fact boss Bullough was in stitches on the sideline and even held up a huge card with LOL written across it. The decision seemed to knock the stuffing out of the Liverpool players and Sunderland started to dominate possession. It was no surprise when Halilovic(29) struck a superb shot into the top corner, giving Szczesny no chance. Liverpool struggled to get through the solid Sunderland defence with only an Oscar shot that hit the outside of the post, coming close. Lallana and Gabbiadini came on at half time for the ineffective M’bia and Destro but while Gabbiadini gave it his all, he wasn’t getting the support needed to break Sunderland down. Neither keeper was worked hard but Liverpool were given a late boost when Baumgartlinger picked up a second booking with three minutes to go to reduce Sunderland to ten men but again they failed to take advantage and Sunderland held out for a famous 1-0 win.


NEWCASTLE UNITED …………  2  EVERTON ……….  1

Newcastle got off to a good start in the Churchill Cup when they beat fellow second division side Everton 2-1 at St James’s Park. It was a well deserved win for the Geordie outfit with some fans starting to wonder if boss Oran Robson is related to the great Bobby Robson. Newcastle were the better side throughout the 90 minutes and the only surprise was it took them until 42 minutes to open the scoring. The other surprise was that it was defender Mikel Gonzalez with only his second goal for Newcastle, that scored it. There was drama at the start of the second half when Newcastle won a penalty just 46 seconds in but Sissoko couldn’t even find his contact lenses in the dressing room before the game, never mind find the target. It was a let off for Everton and a chance for them to kick on and pressurise for the equaliser. Everton pushed forward and were all over the home side. Haha, only joking, it was Newcastle who kept pushing a listless looking Everton back and the second goal arrived when Cisse(64) knocked home a Ben Arfa cross. Everton at last came to life but it’s no good doing that after you go 2-0 down. Anyway, they hit back and on 68min Pereira struck an unstoppable shot that beat Krul to half the deficit. Pereira tried another unstoppable shot later on but it was stopped. The game was quite even after this but Newcastle were content to hold on to what they had and it finished 2-1 and three points to Newcastle.


SOUTH SECTION


ASTON VILLA ……………  0  CHELSEA ……………  5

Promotion seeking 3rd Division side Aston Villa would have been thinking they could pull off a shock win over 1st Division Chelsea but it turned into a nightmare as they shipped 5 goals for no reply. Chelsea showed how serious they were taking this tournament when they named an English player in the starting line up and it was that English player that gave them an early lead with Jason Henderson(4) finding the bottom corner from just inside the box. It was one way traffic as Chelsea pounded the Villa goal and with Rahul W considering filing several missing persons reports, Sanchez(19) added the second. The Villa Park side didn’t have an effort on goal until the 28th minute but Courtois made the save look easy by catching it with his teeth. There was controversy on 36min when Fabregas was adjudged to have caught Sanchez (the Villa one) with his elbow. Replays showed that Fabregas was very unlucky as he had quite obviously tried to catch him with his wrist. Down to ten men, Chelsea survived an Aston Villa corner before stringing together 429 passes before going up the tunnel for the interval. Ok, 419 of they passes were after the half time whistle but hey, who are we to judge. I don’t know what Rahul said to his team at half time but it made them worse. Two minutes into the half, Aranguiz made it 3-0 but there was more confusion on 62min when Sanchez was booked for a foul on Sanchez. We are not sure which Sanchez was booked but the tannoy started to play Me and Mr Sanchez by Blue Rondo a la Turk (one for the oldies there). So, yep, still none the wiser. Chelsea were now treating the match like a training game with Isco out wide running zig zag between cones. Costa made it 4-0 with 15 minutes remaining and with the Villa players wishing it was full time, Isco came inside from the cones to add the fifth with two minutes remaining. A great win for Chelsea and they have sent out a warning to the rst of the clubs that they want to win the World Club Cup at the end of all this. As for Villa, Liverpool boss Kinnear has been in contact asking if they fancy a game.


TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ………..  3  WEST HAM UNITED ……….  1

Tottenham Hotspur got their cup off to a winning start by defeating fellow Londoners West Ham 3-1. Spurs had started heavy favourites against the 4th Division strugglers and it took only 8 minutes for Dembele to fire a low shot into the West Ham net but if they thought they were on their way to an easy win then they received a shock just 4 minutes later when Payet equalised after good work from Noble. To be fair, the West Ham players looked more shocked than the Spurs players and Reid had to be treated on the sideline. Tottenham were easily the better side but the Hammers were holding their own and they managed to get to half time with the score still at 1-1. In the second half we seen why they call Dave The Fox Piero, the squirrel. He must have went nuts at the Spurs team in the dressing room as they looked far sharper when they came out for the second half. I have in fact just been told that they call Dave The Fox Piero, the fox but we don’t know why. Maybe he goes round the gardens at night looking for food. Back to the game and Spurs' dominance told on 66min when Icardi restored their lead with a shot that flew into the top corner. With the Spurs fans breathing a huge sigh of relief which, because of the freezing temperatures, almost caused the game to be called off for fog, Tottenham began to play the ball around and they finally sealed the points when Icardi (87) scored his second of the night to make the final score 3-1. Comfortable win for the North London side.


That’s all for the first night of the Churchill Cup and we, well I, will have a report next Wednesday night for Matchday 2


Ciao


The Random Army

A few years back I had an idea which emerged from a growing contempt for Premier league football, TV deals, fat cat footballers and the rapidly increasing demise of lower league football that was a result.

This idea was “The Random Army”, the concept being to mobilise like minded football fans to group together and en-masse attend a randomly chosen lower league football game, as such adding a much needed and welcome boost to the match attendance and the home clubs coffers.

The hope was that the “Army” could become a movement publicising the plight of lower league football and hopefully spread from a local base to being a national entity.

Sadly due to personal and work commitments I couldn’t give the idea the time needed to establish it, yet I did get the chance to take in some great games at Accrington, Blyth, Hyde, Mansfield to mention a few.

The reason I bring this up is not to “resurrect” the idea, but to ask would it be of interest to the UK based managers of Top100 to meet up say once a month to take in a “random” game of lower league football?

In a way taking our online community up a level and into a social community.

Obviously there may be geographical issues but I thought I would just throw the idea out there and see if anyone would be interested in the first instance.


Please take time to comment negatively or positively to the idea so I can either bury it or buy a mini-bus !!!!

Introducing Ryan Chisholm - A Manager who has learnt from the Best

Controversry tonight in SM Top 100 as Celta Vigo have stolen Ryan Chisholm away from the AC Milan Under 17 side and made him their new manager. 


My Soccer Manager Profile Picture
Ryan Chisholm a graduate from the Stephen Beddows School of Football Management
Chisholm a manager who studied at the Stephen Beddows School of Football Management where he graduated with a 1.1 and an ability to speak Spanish, Swahili and Swedish before cutting his teeth along side top Italian journalist Gino Kinnearo on SM Top 100 Sunday Night football has been likened to Gary Neville, a manager with no experience who is completely unsuitable for a top job...

Roy Keane (Madrid Manager) was so stunned at the appointment that he took his dog out for a walk immediately upon hearing the news and with Beddows and Milan due in Madrid tomorrow for a pointless cup tie refused to speak about Chisholm's appointment as trying to work out how to beat the parked buses was of more importance.

Meanwhile Gino Kinnearo has been seen in public for the first time since his undercover visit to Sao Paulo where we last saw him visiting Josh McMillan and Robert Downinho.

The Top Italian journalist was adamant that he'd simply had an accident at the airport but that he was more than happy to see a manager as incompetent as Brian Clough appointed as manager of Inter... "Fox was a failure, we all knew this, as was PMW before him... Beddows has outlasted them both and I forsee him outlasting Clough as well..." 
Gino did however want to draw the media's attention to one comment made by Brian Clough about Roy Keane in his Sunderland days... 

"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard."

Gino has urged Beddows to hit Keane even harder in tomorrows showdown to ensure he doesnt get up again! Gino claimed that it is without doubt that Keane had something to do with Gino's injuries sustained in his recent undercover report in South America (see pic above.)