Milan, Beddows and Balotelli are Italy's No 1

World Cup winning manager, Stephen Beddows, who now carries his World Cup winning medal with him around his neck everywhere he goes in the T100 world was less than apologetic towards managers such as DP, Mister Malcolm and Rahul in his post match comments tonight as Milan became the Top team in Italy… the true leaders - none of this Italian team of the year fancy stuff…


Here are the front pages of tonight’s Gazzetta Dello Sport following on from a great match at the San Siro which saw 80,006 turn up to witness history against Napoli.



The famous article from Mister Malcolm back in June…

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Beddows speaks to the press post match alongside one of his coaching staff Fabrizio Ravanelli.

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SM Top 100 TV - Milan Special

Beddows is quite clearly in dreamland, knighted by the Queen on the San Siro pitch at full time last night, promotion achieved against greater odds than Leicester winning the league, a marriage proposal made by Silvio to Beddows on behalf of his beautiful daughter Barbara which will unite two strong allied families and now a Gaelic speaking Manc clown being appointed as manager of Inter - could life be any sweeter?

For sure Malcolm could have gone extinct, Billington perhaps put in his place and given Augsburg or even better still to confuse everyone perhaps even further Nathan Prince could have been given a big job - as Parfitt says too many Princes, Dukes and Earl’s already in this world - only one person of importance matters and that is Sir Beddows!


So back to our story Milan celebrated long and hard into the night at full time after being awarded the runners-up cup in SM T100 and the club have made a celebratory video to recognise the achievements of Beddows and the players this season and SM T100 TV did release a screenshot showing some of the antics of the Milan first team.


And then the video that the world has craved…

FORZA MILAN!!!!

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It is believed that the Parkinson Interview will be published within the coming days…

SM Top 100 Match of the Day: AC Milan vs Tottenham Hotspur

Welcome to the first Match of the Day report for SM Top 100 brought to you by the wonders of the 2D Match Engine.

Today’s match is the final game in Season 3 featuring the top-of-the-table clash between hosts AC Milan and their visiting rivals Tottenham Hotspur.



Milan have shown amazing form all season, and have led the league almost unbroken since the beginning of the season. However a couple of hiccups in the last few rounds left the door open. Spurs meanwhile have been consistent all season, and an amazing run in which only saw them drop 5 points in the last 9 games sees them viewing for the title which Milan thought they had sewn up.

So it’s a “winner-take-all” league final, with bragging rights to the Division 2 title at stake at the San Siro. Over to the match …


And so we have it - a win to Spurs, and with it the Division 2 title. Congratulations to David the Fox Piero. But with both teams promoted, they’ll have plenty of chances to take the measure of each other next season in Division 1!

Tune in during Season 4 for more Match of the Day Highlights.

Milan & Spoons - The battle of Buenos Aires


You may be expecting a blood & guts story of rival firms & ultras attacking each other, standing proud for their team, their reputation & their honour. Whilst that probably did happen this my friend, is a story about love, brotherly love but not in a bumsex way.



Buenos Aires is where the fans & managers of the mighty Sao Paulo & the magnificent Milan came together, circumstances beyond their control forcing them to join together & pit their wits against hostile forces in order to survive.
In that molten furnace of conflict a bond was formed, a bond so strong as to be unbreakable, a bond forged from white hot adversity.

This is why you will see both Beddows & Wheels appearing on Pointless together, why fans of the Spoons & Milan wearing half & half scarves & singing each others songs, why an attack on one is an attack on both.

As Spoons manager Wheels shouted, fist aloft before being dragged away by a police snatch squad: 'From this day forth Milan & Spoons, Spoons & Milan shall be as one, we stand together come what may.......'



Milan Move On...

Read More as Beddows hits back at the Pole.





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Milan win in Amsterdam

Beddows’ brilliant Milan won comfortably in Holland this evening with 9 men thanks to a man of the match performance from who else - Mario Balotelli.


Two goals and a red card were enough to secure another 3 points as Milan opened up a 4 point lead on second place Monchengladbach ahead of the two sides meeting next Thursday.

Brilliant Balotelli scored 2 goals
Balotelli season stats in Top 100 are now quite remarkable:

Played: 30
Goals: 26
MOM: 17
Assists: 10
Avg Rat: 7.83

POST-MATCH FALLOUT IN MILAN

Once again AC Milan dominated headlines in tabloids around the globe with their matchday antics, after their recent match against visitors Vfl Wolfsburg.

But this time it was the manager of Die Wolfe, Greg Owen, who was making bold statements in the post-match press conference.


After seeing their second goal disallowed - which would have put the visitors 2-0 up in the first 20 minutes - Owen complained about the Italian linesman to the assembled press corps:

"Look, I'm not saying he was one-eyed ... but he was wearing an eye-patch ... and wearing last season's Milan jersey. Looking at the evidence, you'd have to say he was less than capable, and a fan of the Rossoneri to boot. So to have Insigne's strike ruled out in such a manner, well we're not happy".

The Italian linesman ruling Wolfsburg's second goal offside.

Owen also complained about the physical approach that the Milan players brought to the match, which has been a notable feature of their play under Beddows this season:

"You only had to look at their tackling to see how Stephen has been coaching them. Now you know I have a lot of respect for Mr Beddows. In fact, he helped me out when I was at Moscow with some coaching tips - in exchange for a private physio session - and I have learned a lot from him. But recently - as the stakes have increased - it's all been about the bash from his lads. You take young Jordan Henderson - and some days I wish somebody would! - but after he scored the first goal he got absolutely targeted by the Milan hitmen. Result? He's got a concussion and he's out of action".

Jordan Henderson in Disneyland after getting knocked out by the brutal Milan defence.

"I mean somebody's got to look at the way this team is playing and say enough is enough", concluded Owen.

AC Milan manager Stephen Beddows was unavailable for comment after he failed to show for the press conference amid rumours that Balotelli had set Beddow's blazer on fire in an Italian-English language mix-up.

Overall, most of the comments from the Wolfsburg manager ended up sounding like a case of sour grapes. Especially considering his team managed a 1-1 draw away from home against the Division 2 league leaders, and with their mixed form coming into a game they were not expected to take anything out of. There is certainly speculation that his complaints were designed to deflect criticism of his own team's performance in the final run-in. Hopes of a play-off place are fading for Wolfsburg after a series of results which have only seen them pick up 5 points from the last six league games. Fans who were hoping for Owen's arrival to signal a turn-around in league form - and for some more of the managerial magic which saw his previous charges Lokomotiv Moskva punch well above their weight - have been sorely disappointed by the team's performance in the past 11 games.

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Scenes in Milan!

There were jubilant scenes reminiscent of the day that Prince Michael William was sacked as Inter manager - yes that’s right manager Stephen Beddows cannot finish in the bottom 2 so he will be there next season.

Joyful scenes as now Beddows is mathematically safe and cannot lose his job, there were women weeping uncontrollably, children cheering continuously and grown men chanting Beddows’ name as Beddows declared “Job Done” in his speech in Piazza Duomo.

With his job safe for another season and Milan now 3 points clear at the top of the table he has now stated that the next target is to secure safety to ensure that the side will not be relegated which is still a strong possibility - deluded one commentator said of Beddows who responded…

“I am not deluded… we are in a fair position but we will not count any KFC chicken buckets until the fat lady sings!” Beddows then disappeared with Barbara to celebrate with the players.

Some rival managers have questioned Balotelli’s continued inclusion with him apparently being unavailable each week to then turn up miraculously on the team sheet.

Beddows defended his star striker who he described as insecure and simply a player who needs “love and care… and not to be treated like a spoilt brat, which he clearly isn’t!"






Meanwhile Mister Malcolm seen with the Italian Team of the Year Award Season 1 - where are they now? 

BREAKING - Outrage in Milan

The Milan Managers office was not a happy place to be this evening as Manager Beddows flipped when it was discovered that a plot has been hatched against him and his players, namely Balotelli, who apparently has failed a drugs test.


“It is a scandal – a conspiracy” said Beddows

The Plotters:

Beddows declared that he has long suspected that a sextet of managers has been plotting day and night against Beddows due to jealously of the team spirit and limelight that he takes from them, among them 3 from Italian clubs. The chiefest of those managers has been Mister Malcolm, the Fiorentina dinosaur of SM who according to Beddows publicly questioned Balotelli’s form (13 goals in 8 games now) earlier in the season demanding that he be drug tested which has now apparently been completed... 



Juventus manager DP then quickly joined in (ironic Beddows remarked – was it just a coincidence or part of a planned plot?) stating: “this is not right – I just cannot fathom how a player like Balotelli is scoring so many goals – there must be something amiss.”

The public endorsements of something amiss from two of T100 most vocal and dishonest managers set the rumour mill into a frenzy – Was Balotelli taking something? Was Beddows lying to all and sundry?
Mister Malcolm - Most dishonest Dinosaur? Were they really ever extinct?
Mister Malcolm quickly set his media empire into action gathering allies – including David Senior (who he quickly made the BJ of the whole affair), Nuno Bento, Mark Stewart and a chief Beddows hater, Brian Clough.)
The Boris Johnson of the whole anti-Beddows campaign
David Senior began: “How is it possible that a player scores 13 goals in 8 games, even Messi can’t do that – upon Malcolm’s advice I contacted Hogwarts, the Ministry of Magic  and Sabrina the Teenage Witch at once to see if Beddows and Balotelli were indulging in the Dark Arts – but they refused to comment – which made me feel that something is definitely amiss.”

Next the reporters questioned Nuno who in broken English responded (much to Mister Macolms annoyance) “I not sure why I here… where are the superstars young that I want? Please help?” at which point the reporter realised that Nuno wasn’t a viable source of information.

They then questioned an unlikely ally of Malcom’s, Mr Mark Stewart, who like Nuno was clearly lost and simply answered “Baaaaaaaa” to every question that was put his way (DP was not amused – it was unclear whether this was down to Stewart’s answer OR the Malcolm’s selection of allies.)
DP then entered the fray – “We have analysed a sample of Balotelli’s hair and it is clear from this sample that he has been taking drugs. I know every player in this gameworld and own 50 of them and have 1000 on my shortlist and no player out performs their potential than Balotelli. The drug test was through and clear and 100% he has been taking performance enhancing drugs… the hair sample proves this…”

DP continued: “I am completely stunned that Frank Hirst, our great beloved leader refuses to enter the debate – he continues to pick him for TOTW when at Inter and other clubs there are far more eligible candidates… it is disgraceful and I have written Frank a strongly worded letter about all of this…”

David Senior then butted in… “Everyone knows Mario is S***… he was even mocked by Mister Malcolm post World Cup who called for him to be dropped – the laws of maths and physics simply do not match up – this level of achievement is witchcraft, unnatural – it would be like Wales reaching the semi-finals of a Major tournament – impossible…”

Mark Stewart with his sheep like features seemed to get excited about hearing the word Wales and bleated out a rather high pitch “baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” at this point… leading the gathered press to further question the validity of the delegation.

And then the angriest of all the managers, Brian Clough entered the fray – “I f****** hate Beddows… him and his Milan band of brothers are a menace to this world and there is NO WAY, NO WAY that he is capable of putting together a professional outfit that is drug free to lead Division Two… it is f****** disgraceful…”

Some members of the press then asked Brian why his brother Roy (Real Madrid) wasn’t there… to which he replied… “Are you f****** stupid – with this rabble maybe he would have turned up but have you seen David Senior – he is spitting f****** image of that Yorkshire B****** that claims to be a M***… No chance!”

Malcolm seemed clearly flustered by this outburst and was unsure of how to proceed – with Nuno still searching the room for talent, Mark Stewart looking for grass, Brian Clough scowling, David Senior calling his lawyer and DP looking angrier than PMW in Leige…
PMW in Bruges with another friend earlier today
“Balotelli has failed a drugs test – this much is clear – We cannot and will not tolerate breaking the rules or magic in T100 and he must be stopped – a 5 month ban I call for!”

“And off with Beddows’ head” added Senior before the journalists were ushered from the room.

Beddows Supporters: (The response)

Beddows laughed loudly after being shown a video cassette of the press conference and quickly summoned his own allies to fight his corner, first in the queue was chief Beddows admirer Ryan Chisholm who appeared to be under duress when addressing the media…

“My cousin and Balotelli have done nothing wrong – indeed they are a magic combination but this does not indicate sorcery or drugs…”
Chisholm doesnt believe the test results to be true
Next up was Kinnear – the Liverpool manager is not Beddows’ biggest fan but he was happy to call down Mr DP – “DP is a man who loves the limelight – this fabrication of Balotelli’s hair testing positive for a banned substance – that is like suggesting that the whole of Syria was about to come to England via the channel tunnel in the next 12 months – how the hell would anyone be stupid enough to believe any of that?”
Kinnear has had enough of finding DP outside his house every morning - WTF!

And finally another Beddows ally stepped up to the plate – Lee Reynolds (Dortmund) “I am 150% confident that Balotelli is innocent and his form is purely down to Beddows’ genius!”

These responses and support from the other managers did not dampen the hatred towards Beddows, Balotelli and Milan as the anti-Milan brigade continues to gather strength on Social Media this evening – with Mister Malcolm clearly pulling the stringers behind the scenes orchestrating every post, comment and share in the hope that he will gain Frank’s attention and get Balotelli banned or perhaps even better force him to move to Fiorentina.

David Marsden (Hamburg) questioned the validity of the defence and stated that support from a family member as clear evidence of Balotelli’s guilt, Bob Sal (Sassuolo) also took to his carrier pigeon sending his worry than drug misuse might spread through the gameworld and ruin the community and result in unfamiliar results if action was not taken swiftly…

Beddows himself refused to comment, so angry he was – he was seen disappearing from the Milan training ground as if by magic (Did he dissaperate?) late this evening and was later spotted at a Bunga Bunga party with an array of beautiful girls which he openly admits he acquires through talent, good lucks and hard cash NOT by magic…


What Frank thinks of this latest scandal to hit Milan and Top 100 remains to be seen but surely all will be revealed in due course. 

World Club Championship - Milan Report

Gino Kinnearo has been a little busy of late, marking the other managers out of 100 for their performances so far, trying to assess the youth cup eligibility of others and speaking daily to Mr President Frank Hirst… but he has never taken his eye away from his beloved Milan and their stunning form under the greatest manager in all of SM Top 100 Stephen Beddows

Milan beat Ryan Chisholm’s poor Celta side in gameday 1 by a score of 5 goals to 0.

And tonight Gino Kinnearo was more happy than an Irishman in Lille as his beloved Milan kept another clean sheet to make it 6 points out of 6 to stay top of the group which apparently contains the self loving Michael Bowes at Arsenal, a manager who in the opinion of Kinnearo is about as talented as a the Austrian national team manager… 
Post match Kinnearo and Beddows could not find the words in either Italian or English to describe Balotelli’s performance which was comparable to that of Robbie Brady’s against Italy - pure class, pure passion, pure brilliance and a performance that left grown men crying in the stadium tonight.

Beddows was questioned whether Rahul was really “Manager of the week” and Beddows laughed… “I am clearly manager of the season so far - who wants to win Manager of the week?” Kinnearo echoed these thoughts with a manager as good as Beddows surely he should be just awarded Manager of the Week in advance every week? 

Kinnearo refused to comment on the fact that in Week 1 that despite his (Beddows’) nomination there was clearly some sort of conspiracy against Beddows as he only received 2 votes.  

Milan have also made a solid start in Division Two and also in the Youth Cup - next up Inter Milan at home tomorrow. Roy Keane’s brother, Brian Clough, visiting the San Siro. Kinnearo has said that he expects wholesale changes to the side that won tonight as players like Balltelli and De Sciglio are clearly very tired.

Kinnearo also added that he is awaiting the publication of the “World Club Cup Group Tables”

In other news Kinnearo decided some managers who have failed in the World Club Cup tonight and generally so far this season…

Gordon Kinnear (Liverpool) - ironically Gino’s cousion - 1/10 failed so far to inspire his side to achieve anything - anyone would think he is a Scot. 

Roy Keane (Real Madrid) - 1/10 Keane’s inability to beat Villarreal (Andrew Kelly) is abysmal - he should be sacked.  

Doug Earle (Espanyol) - 1/10 Earle of what? His 0-5 defeat clearly shows he doesnt below in the World Club Cup and should resort to the Youth Cup! 

Tom Parfitt (Levante) - 2/10 Another failure - no words can describe how little he has achieved this season!