Tottenham's Stunning Comeback: A Night of Football Drama

Tottenham’s miraculous resurrection caps night of contrasts

If the first legs promised drama, the returns delivered something far more precious – the kind of football theatre that transforms ordinary Saturday evenings into folklore. Two competitions, four semi-finals, and a night that will be remembered for Tottenham’s stunning resurrection and Leicester City’s brave but ultimately futile last stand.

Spurs rise from the dead with stunning turnaround

Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 SC Internacional (agg: 4-1)

Football, they say, is a game of two halves. Rarely has that old cliché been given such dramatic expression as Tottenham’s extraordinary transformation at their gleaming North London stadium. Down 1-0 from the first leg and written off by many, Spurs produced the kind of performance that makes believers of the most hardened cynics.

The blueprint for this remarkable comeback was simple in its execution, devastating in its effect. Fabio Miretti’s 13th-minute free-kick gave Tottenham the platform they desperately needed, sliding under the wall to level the aggregate scores. What followed was a masterclass in controlled aggression, as Spurs systematically dismantled opponents who had arrived in London with every reason for confidence.

Ilias Akhomach’s sublime 31st-minute finish doubled the advantage, his first-time strike leaving the Internacional goalkeeper grasping at shadows. By the interval, the tie had been transformed, but Tottenham were far from finished. Jean-Mattéo Bahoya’s second-half brace – first a clinical 57th-minute finish, then a dipping effort that kissed the post before nestling in the corner – completed a rout that few could have predicted.

The statistics tell only part of this story. Tottenham’s 56% possession and 19 shots to Internacional’s 12 reflect their dominance, but cannot capture the sheer force of will that drove this performance. Internacional, so composed and organised in the first leg, simply wilted under the sustained pressure.

For manager Pedro Vilar, this was vindication of his faith in a side that had been written off after that narrow first-leg defeat. “Two outsiders in the semi,” he reflected post-match, before adding: “What a match between Tottenham and Internacional. After a defeat on first round 1-0, for Spurs was mandatory win on second leg. That happened - Spurs beat the Brazilian team for 4-0… we follow through. What a season for Spurs on Youth Cup.”

Leicester’s golden run ends in honourable defeat

Leicester City 2-2 Barcelona (agg: 4-5)

At the King Power Stadium, Leicester City’s remarkable three-year dynasty finally reached its conclusion, but not without one last defiant roar that almost rewrote the script entirely. The Foxes, chasing a 3-2 first-leg deficit, came agonisingly close to extending their unprecedented run of youth success.

Florian Wirtz, the German maestro playing his final Youth Cup match as he loses eligibility next season (though he continues with Leicester’s first team), chose the perfect stage for what proved his youth tournament farewell. His 54th-minute equaliser levelled the tie at 4-4 on aggregate, before his 69th-minute penalty sent the King Power into raptures and Leicester to within touching distance of another final.

But Barcelona, for all their early-season struggles, possess the kind of quality that separates good teams from great ones. Lamine Yamal’s 40th-minute free-kick had given them the early advantage, and when Sekou Aghehowa restored their lead just 55 minutes in – barely 60 seconds after Wirtz’s equaliser – the Catalans demonstrated the mentality that has made them perennial contenders.

Leicester manager Doug Earle was gracious in defeat, acknowledging that “the run is over” while reflecting on an extraordinary period that yielded back-to-back Youth Cups and a Shield. With Wirtz moving beyond youth eligibility, Leicester face the challenge of rebuilding their youth success around a new generation, but their legacy is secure.

Barcelona advance, but they know they have been in a battle. Their 53% possession and slight shots advantage (16 to 15) tells of a contest that could have swung either way. In Yamal, they possess a talent capable of deciding finals, and they will need every ounce of his brilliance against a Tottenham side riding the crest of an incredible wave.

CSKA complete historic annihilation

AC Milan 0-4 CSKA Moskva (agg: 0-8)

In Milan, meanwhile, CSKA Moskva completed what must rank as one of the most comprehensive demolitions in youth football history. An 8-0 aggregate victory over seven-time European champions AC Milan represents more than mere superiority – it is a statement of intent that reverberates across the continent.

The second leg followed the same merciless pattern as the first. Wilson Odobert’s 22nd-minute free-kick set the tone, Karim Konaté added his fourth goal of the tie just before half-time, and second-half strikes from Jon Martín and Franco Mastantuono completed the rout.

Milan’s Very Defensive approach was born of desperation rather than design, but even their deep block could not stem the tide. The statistics make grim reading for the Rossoneri: 39% possession, six shots to CSKA’s 20, and the kind of comprehensive outclassing that raises serious questions about their youth development.

For CSKA, this represents validation of their bold, attacking philosophy. They dominated from the first minute of the first leg to the last of the second, playing with a freedom and confidence that suggests they fear no opponent. The Shield final awaits, and on this evidence, they will take some stopping.

Leverkusen cruise past brave Sampdoria

Sampdoria 0-3 Bayer Leverkusen (agg: 2-7)

The night’s final act saw Bayer Leverkusen complete a comprehensive victory over Sampdoria that was never truly in doubt after the first leg’s entertainment. Jayden Addai’s early strike and late effort sandwiched Vanja Vlahović’s header to give the Germans a comfortable passage to the Shield final.

Sampdoria, who had shown such spirit in the first leg, found themselves chasing shadows from the moment Addai fired Leverkusen ahead after just five minutes. The Italians’ attacking approach deserved better reward than the 7-2 aggregate defeat suggests, but Leverkusen’s clinical finishing and tactical discipline proved decisive.

The contrast with their semi-final opponents could not be starker. Where CSKA have overwhelmed opponents with attacking verve, Leverkusen have combined flair with pragmatism. Their Shield final promises to be a fascinating tactical battle.

Finals Preview: David meets Goliath twice over

Youth Cup Final: Barcelona vs Tottenham Hotspur

The Youth Cup final presents a classic David versus Goliath narrative, with Barcelona’s European pedigree facing Tottenham’s remarkable journey from the brink of elimination. The Catalans possess undoubted quality in Yamal and Aghehowa, players capable of deciding any contest, but they have been tested by Leicester in a way that few expected.

Tottenham arrive with momentum, belief, and the kind of fearless approach that has already accounted for one supposed superior opponent. Their transformation from first to second leg suggests a side coming to terms with its own potential. The North Londoners will need to maintain that intensity across two legs against opponents who rarely make the same mistake twice.

Youth Shield Final: CSKA Moskva vs Bayer Leverkusen

The Shield final offers a tantalising clash of styles between CSKA’s attacking abandon and Leverkusen’s measured brilliance. The Russians have been simply irresistible throughout this campaign, their 8-0 demolition of Milan serving notice of their credentials. Yet Leverkusen possess the tactical sophistication and individual quality to trouble any opponent.

Both teams have shown remarkable consistency – CSKA in their relentless pursuit of goals, Leverkusen in their ability to control games when required. The first leg will likely prove decisive, as neither side appears comfortable sitting on narrow advantages.

The stage is set

Two finals, four teams, and the promise of more drama to come. Tottenham and CSKA arrive as the stories of the tournament, their journeys from underdogs to finalists capturing the imagination. Barcelona and Leverkusen represent more measured progress, their quality never truly in doubt.

But as this remarkable semi-final round has proven, quality alone guarantees nothing in knockout football. The stage is set for two captivating finals that could yet produce the kind of memories that last a lifetime.


Youth Cup & Shield Semi-Finals: First Leg Drama Sets Up Tantalising Returns

CSKA Moscow lay down marker with Milan mauling

CSKA Moskva 4-0 AC Milan (Youth Shield)

There are emphatic victories, and then there is what CSKA Moskva served up to AC Milan at the Arena CSKA on Saturday night. This was not merely a defeat for the Rossoneri – it was a comprehensive dismantling that has surely ended their Shield ambitions before the return leg has even been contemplated.

Karim Konaté was the chief architect of Milan’s misery, his hat-trick a masterclass in clinical finishing. The striker opened the scoring on 11 minutes with a composed finish, doubled his tally from the penalty spot ten minutes later, and completed his treble six minutes into the second half with the sort of scuffed effort that somehow finds the net when everything is going your way.

Nestory Irankunda’s sublime strike off the post in the 41st minute was merely the cherry on top of what had already become a rout. Milan, deploying a desperately defensive 4-3-3 formation, were overrun in every department. The statistics tell their own story – 60% possession to CSKA, 14 shots to seven, and a chasm in quality that the scoreline perhaps even flattered the visitors.

Milan’s ultra-defensive approach backfired spectacularly. Manager tactics of sitting deep and hoping to catch CSKA on the break proved woefully inadequate against opponents who combined pace, power and precision in equal measure. The Italians will need something approaching a miracle at San Siro to overturn this deficit.

Leverkusen edge thriller in six-goal spectacle

Bayer Leverkusen 4-2 Sampdoria (Youth Shield)

If CSKA’s victory was a statement of intent, Bayer Leverkusen’s triumph over Sampdoria was pure box office entertainment. Six goals, end-to-end action, and a result that leaves this semi-final tantalizingly poised ahead of the return fixture.

Jayden Addai and Adrian Segecic emerged as the protagonists in this breathless encounter, each claiming a brace in a match that swung back and forth like a pendulum. Addai’s early opener set the tone, only for Vanja Vlahović to double Leverkusen’s advantage before half-time. Segecic’s response was immediate and devastating – two goals in six minutes either side of the interval to level the tie and serve notice of Sampdoria’s attacking threat.

But it was Estêvão’s moment of magic that proved decisive. The Brazilian’s free-kick on 58 minutes was a thing of beauty, bending around the wall and leaving the Sampdoria goalkeeper rooted to the spot. Addai’s second, seven minutes later, should have put the tie to bed, yet with Sampdoria carrying such menace in attack, Leverkusen will know their work is far from done.

The German side’s superior possession (62%) and shot count (26 to 14) suggests they controlled proceedings, but football is rarely that simple. Sampdoria’s two away goals could prove priceless currency in the return leg.

Barcelona survive Leicester scare in Camp Nou classic

Barcelona 3-2 Leicester City (Youth Cup)

At the Camp Nou, Barcelona discovered that reputation alone does not guarantee safe passage to finals. Leicester City, those perennial overachievers, served up a performance brimming with belief and quality that has left this semi-final hanging in the balance.

Kobbie Mainoo’s early strike suggested Barcelona might cruise to victory, but Leicester’s response was immediate and impressive. Florian Wirtz’s equaliser just before half-time was reward for the visitors’ bold approach, and when Kassoum Ouattara’s delightful chip found the net with six minutes remaining, Leicester had secured the sort of away goal that can transform ties.

Djeidi Gassama and João Neves had seemingly put Barcelona in command with second-half strikes, yet Leicester’s refusal to buckle speaks volumes about their character. Their attacking approach – matching Barcelona’s adventurous formation and high tempo – was vindicated by that crucial late goal.

Barcelona’s 58% possession and slight edge in shots (16 to 14) reflected their marginal superiority, but Leicester’s away goal means the Catalans’ advantage is more fragile than the scoreline suggests. The return leg at the King Power promises to be a nervy affair for the Spanish giants.

Internacional’s slender advantage built on solid foundations

SC Internacional 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur (Youth Cup)

While the other semi-final produced pyrotechnics, Internacional’s victory over Tottenham was built on more pragmatic foundations. William Osula’s 14th-minute winner – a scrappy affair that saw the Tottenham goalkeeper fumble the ball over the line – proved enough to give the Brazilians a slender but significant advantage.

The game’s defining moment came four minutes into the second half when Tottenham’s Mario García saw red for a crude challenge. From that point, Spurs were fighting a rearguard action, their ultra-defensive setup becoming a necessity rather than choice.

Credit must go to Internacional for maintaining their composure against ten men. Rather than forcing the issue, they controlled proceedings intelligently, content to preserve their lead while probing for the knockout blow that never quite came.

Tottenham’s resilience in adversity was admirable – they matched their hosts for shots (10 to 11) and created several decent chances through Goran Vidović. But they now face the daunting prospect of overturning a deficit without their suspended midfielder, though the narrow margin means hope remains alive.

The reckoning awaits

Four first legs, four contrasting narratives. CSKA appear to have one foot in the Shield final, while Leverkusen hold a commanding but not unassailable advantage. The Youth Cup remains wide open, with both Barcelona and Internacional holding slender leads that their opponents will fancy overturning.

The beauty of knockout football lies in its unpredictability, and if these first legs have taught us anything, it is that nothing can be taken for granted. The return fixtures promise drama, tension, and the sort of football that reminds us why we fell in love with the beautiful game in the first place.


Underdogs Triumph: AC Milan Beat Dortmund in Cup Final

Cup Final Shock: Underdogs AC Milan Stun Favorites Dortmund to Claim Top 100 Cup Glory

Estadio Azteca witnessed one of the greatest upsets in Top 100 Cup history as relegation-battling AC Milan defeated heavy favorites Borussia Dortmund 2-1

In what can only be described as a David vs Goliath encounter, AC Milan produced the performance of their season to claim the Top 100 Cup in dramatic fashion, overcoming a Borussia Dortmund side that had been overwhelming favorites to lift the trophy.

Pre-season predictions had painted a stark picture — Dortmund’s star-studded squad, boasting the likes of Jude Bellingham (95 rating), Vinícius Júnior (96 rating), and Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (93 rating), were tipped to cruise to the Division 1 title. Meanwhile, Milan’s modest assembly of players had marked them out as prime relegation candidates, with their £160.4M squad value dwarfed by Dortmund’s £533.7M roster.

Yet football, as it so often does, delivered the most unlikely of narratives.

Early Drama Sets the Tone

The match exploded into life within the opening minute when Aleksandr Golovin, one of Milan’s few genuinely world-class operators, latched onto a pass from Gorka Guruzeta and fired past Gianluigi Donnarumma. For a team expected to fold under pressure, it was the perfect start.

Dortmund’s response was swift and predictable. With their attacking mentality and adventurous formation, they pushed forward in waves, and it took just five minutes for their quality to tell. Bellingham, justifying every penny of his £76M valuation, curled home a sublime free-kick to restore parity and seemingly put the natural order back in place.

Tactical Battle

What followed was a fascinating tactical chess match that perfectly encapsulated the gulf between the two sides’ resources and expectations. Milan manager Simon Thomas deployed an ultra-defensive setup — narrow width, very defensive mentality, and disciplined formation fluidity. It was the approach of a team that knew survival depended on keeping things tight.

Dortmund manager Dario Saviano, conversely, unleashed his galaxy of stars in an attacking formation with fast tempo and bold creativity. The statistics told the expected story — 57% possession to the Germans, 12 shots to Milan’s 9, with Camavinga and Barella pulling the strings in midfield.

Against All Odds

But Milan’s greatest weakness had been turned into their salvation. With nothing to lose and everything to gain, they played with the freedom that only comes from rock-bottom expectations. Their direct passing style and counter-attacking approach caught Dortmund off-guard repeatedly.

The decisive moment arrived in the 61st minute through substitute Thierno Barry — a 22-year-old worth £9M, facing defenders worth more than Milan’s entire starting XI. When Leandro Trossard found him in space, Barry’s finish was emphatic, sending the underdog supporters wild.

Dortmund’s Desperation

The final half-hour saw Dortmund throw everything forward. Havertz, Júnior, and Kvaratskhelia combined in waves of attack, with Alexander Nübel in the Milan goal producing several crucial saves. The closest they came was an 83rd-minute strike from Júnior that bulged the net — only for the offside flag to crush their hopes.

Miracle Complete

When the final whistle blew, it confirmed one of the most remarkable upsets in recent memory. A team predicted to finish bottom had defeated the division’s supposed champions-elect. Milan’s average squad rating of 87 had overcome Dortmund’s 89, their £37k average wages had trumped their opponents’ £79k salaries.

For Simon Thomas and his unlikely heroes, it represents vindication of their season-long battle against the odds. For Dario Saviano and his star-studded squad, it’s a painful reminder that in football, talent alone doesn’t guarantee trophies.

As Milan celebrated their greatest triumph in years, one couldn’t help but reflect on football’s enduring capacity to surprise. Sometimes, the smallest budgets can produce the biggest dreams.


Final Score: AC Milan 2-1 Borussia Dortmund
Attendance: 84,935
Goalscorers: Golovin 1’, Barry 61’ (Milan); Bellingham 6’ (Dortmund)


S21 Youth Shield Winners!

Congratulations to Milan and manager Andrew, who beat a very unlucky Benfica in the closest final we've ever seen in Top 100 history.

Both legs finished 2-1 to the home side, meaning the scores were still level after taking into account away goals, so the match was decided in controversial fashion with the long-standing, much maligned and much misunderstood and exclusive to Top 100 rule Fictional Extra Time.

There were some good teams in the Shield this season, so it was very competitive throughout.


Division 2 Player of the Season

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Yet another incredible season for 34 year old Cristiano Ronaldo, leading Milan's surge to the top of D2.

He was head and shoulders above everyone else in the division.

Ronaldo was the game changer and we should of won the league by more. It showed when he was out - I struggled.

Milan manager Paddy D

Meltdown in Milan! Beddows Responds to 3 RED CARDS and Mclean inconsolable in Post-Match Interview!

Incredible scenes tonight followed the Inter v Milan derby, a game which could have defined both sides seasons and ended in a 1-1 draw - but boring the game was not, without incident certainly not as Milan snatched an unlikely late equaliser with 8 (EIGHT) men - YES - EIGHT and Mclean’s methods of influencing the referee (which is proof of the anti Milan agenda in T100) ended in tears as he had a meltdown in the post match press conference.

Beddows himself beamed postmatch, “I am not happy with the refereeing, in fact it was s***! How the f*** do you have 3 players sent off in 1 game without outside influence and interference! I’ve been saying it for so long but no one wants to believe me that it is anti-Milan”

“Tonight Inter players got booked for challenges that could have been RED, and Milan players get RED cards for what should have been YELLOW at best!"

“I am however am delighted that we got a point in the derby against 8 men! God Save Albrighton!"

Not only did Beddows argue that the 3 (THREE) red cards were totally undeserved, they were ironocially against TWO of MILANS best players!

Beddows' inspirational decision to put on Marc Albrighton saved the day
"Again what more evidence of corruption can you need! Balotelli was last time sent of prior to the Milan derby and this time gets sent off in a Milan derby... to be FRANKLY honest I am sick of this anti-Milan bias and b****** BUT we will march on with our heads held high - 4 games to play - still in our own hands (almost) 3 of them at home - Commeth the hour - commeth the man - Long Live Petagna!"

SO HOW DID MCLEAN RESPOND AS BEDDOWS WALKED OFF WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE AFTER SEEING THE OTHER RESULTS - ONLY PARFITT LET HIM DOWN AND MCLEAN WAS PUT IN FRONT OF THE PRESS!

When Alex Mclean turned up to speak to the media he was seething, frothing at the mouth and seemingly more ready to blow than that volcano in Bali...

"I do not have any words right now - I do not understand how my Inter team did not beat 8 men! Ludicrous! F****** ludicrous - Beddows is a f****** idiot and how he got out of this one I do not know..."

When questioned as to his future prospects this season he refused to address his personal situation...

"I will tell you something... I will love watching them f*** it up without Balo f****** telli and Soriano and whilst I wont comment further tonight I was so glad that Milan had 3 players sent off... it made my night!"

Mclean then stormed off seemingly taking responsibility for the referees performance but refusing to acknowledge the lack of effort by the Inter boys?

Later that evening the AC Milan twitter feed ran a few hashtags#

#snowismelting #winterisending #mcleanout


Milan Destroy Juve!

Milan’s incredible manager Beddows was modest in victory tonight as his amazing AC destroyed Juventus at home tonight to move 14 points clear of 19th spot (the sack spots), currently occupied by Ajax.

Beddows post-match said: “This was a big result for us - but it wasn’t totally unexpected. We have prepared very well - our tactics if you study them were unique - we do expect to survive this season and would love to add the SMFA Shield as well - but again circumstances and an unfair draw count against us in that respect."

Milan had stated that the No 1 aim pre-season was to finish 18th or higher - a result which would mean that Milan and Beddows would be safe - so far so good!


Tonight Milan were superb from the off, Balotelli and Gervinho (on his debut) were excellent, Juventus and Mr DP could not cope, Mr Buffon kept Balotelli and Co at bay but it was not to be… a masterful tactical change on 60 minutes from Beddows saw Deulofeu enter the fray - Bonadventura moving back to sit in a two in the middle and BOOM… the two combine for Bonadventura to score a stunning goal to snatch all 3 points for Milan as they move up the table!

DP was left stunned, his face at full time was comparable only to that of an Empoli fan last Sunday in real life when they failed to beat Palermo away from home! DP is rumored to on his way out of the Stadio del Alpi ;) with Frankbet offering odds of him being 3/1 to becoming the next t100 manager of Crystal Palace.

Beddows was reluctant to add to pre-match comments concerning the brown envelope scenario but did state that valid news sources from Russia, USA and North Korea had all confirmed the image of DP meeting with the ref was 110% not photo shopped.

Despite being delighted with the achievement of beating Juventus Beddows encouraged the gathered media to not focus 100% on Beddows' brilliance - but urged focus on the upcoming games including the crucial match against Rubin Kazan in the youth cup on Saturday - a group with DP and Juventus have already won at a canter.



Milan - TREBLE CHAMPIONS

AC Milan fans, players and staff alike have vowed to party all the way to Rome (they face Lazio tomorrow) as their remarkable season continues - after Milan single handily won the World Cup at the beginning of Season 4, they have followed it up with DOUBLE success in the Milan Cup and now the Copa del Duomo - a trophy they won tonight convincingly destroying Inter for the 3rd time in a week to take the coveted trophy.

The Coppa del Duomo on display outside its home
Milan played 3 matches against Inter with the race to 5 points being the key marker of the Champion - the first match was Milan U21 v Inter U21 with Milan winning 4-1 - a hat-trick from Petagna, the 2nd leg was a drab 0-0 between the teams "A" sides and as no one had reached the magic 5 points a 3rd leg was needed this time it was Milan B v Inter B (only players who'd played in neither of the 1st two legs were eligible) Milan won 3-0

TREBLE CHAMPIONS

Balotelli now has a World Cup winners medal, Milan Cup medal and Copa del Duomo to bot. :)

Ode to Beddows - Milan fans gift Beddows with a song

Being such a ledge is tough work and with Beddows orchestrating a fantastic feel good story in Milan in a gameworld hit by so much corruption, greed and player hogging it is no wonder that Beddows is overworked - as it is Xmas the Milan board have asked the AC Milan choir to get together and produce a song to show their appreciation of the great man.

Merry Xmas to all.





Milan Release A Teaser to their Christmas No 1 Song Contender

AC Milan have released an official video which is part of their bid to be Christmas No 1.

The release of the video follows on from a good start to life in Division One from the leagues weakest team - which included a magnificient victory in Madrid against Atletico proving that Beddows can even destroy Time Lords.

Beddows said: “Great start, we are delighted and we will keep trying to prove that the dinosaurs were never actually extinct - it is all an urban myth - we do believe in miracles."





Milan, Beddows and Balotelli are Italy's No 1

World Cup winning manager, Stephen Beddows, who now carries his World Cup winning medal with him around his neck everywhere he goes in the T100 world was less than apologetic towards managers such as DP, Mister Malcolm and Rahul in his post match comments tonight as Milan became the Top team in Italy… the true leaders - none of this Italian team of the year fancy stuff…


Here are the front pages of tonight’s Gazzetta Dello Sport following on from a great match at the San Siro which saw 80,006 turn up to witness history against Napoli.



The famous article from Mister Malcolm back in June…

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Beddows speaks to the press post match alongside one of his coaching staff Fabrizio Ravanelli.



SM Top 100 TV - Milan Special

Beddows is quite clearly in dreamland, knighted by the Queen on the San Siro pitch at full time last night, promotion achieved against greater odds than Leicester winning the league, a marriage proposal made by Silvio to Beddows on behalf of his beautiful daughter Barbara which will unite two strong allied families and now a Gaelic speaking Manc clown being appointed as manager of Inter - could life be any sweeter?

For sure Malcolm could have gone extinct, Billington perhaps put in his place and given Augsburg or even better still to confuse everyone perhaps even further Nathan Prince could have been given a big job - as Parfitt says too many Princes, Dukes and Earl’s already in this world - only one person of importance matters and that is Sir Beddows!


So back to our story Milan celebrated long and hard into the night at full time after being awarded the runners-up cup in SM T100 and the club have made a celebratory video to recognise the achievements of Beddows and the players this season and SM T100 TV did release a screenshot showing some of the antics of the Milan first team.


And then the video that the world has craved…

FORZA MILAN!!!!



It is believed that the Parkinson Interview will be published within the coming days…


SM Top 100 Match of the Day: AC Milan vs Tottenham Hotspur

Welcome to the first Match of the Day report for SM Top 100 brought to you by the wonders of the 2D Match Engine.

Today’s match is the final game in Season 3 featuring the top-of-the-table clash between hosts AC Milan and their visiting rivals Tottenham Hotspur.



Milan have shown amazing form all season, and have led the league almost unbroken since the beginning of the season. However a couple of hiccups in the last few rounds left the door open. Spurs meanwhile have been consistent all season, and an amazing run in which only saw them drop 5 points in the last 9 games sees them viewing for the title which Milan thought they had sewn up.

So it’s a “winner-take-all” league final, with bragging rights to the Division 2 title at stake at the San Siro. Over to the match …


And so we have it - a win to Spurs, and with it the Division 2 title. Congratulations to David the Fox Piero. But with both teams promoted, they’ll have plenty of chances to take the measure of each other next season in Division 1!

Tune in during Season 4 for more Match of the Day Highlights.


Milan & Spoons - The battle of Buenos Aires


You may be expecting a blood & guts story of rival firms & ultras attacking each other, standing proud for their team, their reputation & their honour. Whilst that probably did happen this my friend, is a story about love, brotherly love but not in a bumsex way.



Buenos Aires is where the fans & managers of the mighty Sao Paulo & the magnificent Milan came together, circumstances beyond their control forcing them to join together & pit their wits against hostile forces in order to survive.
In that molten furnace of conflict a bond was formed, a bond so strong as to be unbreakable, a bond forged from white hot adversity.

This is why you will see both Beddows & Wheels appearing on Pointless together, why fans of the Spoons & Milan wearing half & half scarves & singing each others songs, why an attack on one is an attack on both.

As Spoons manager Wheels shouted, fist aloft before being dragged away by a police snatch squad: 'From this day forth Milan & Spoons, Spoons & Milan shall be as one, we stand together come what may.......'




Milan Move On...

Read More as Beddows hits back at the Pole.





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Milan win in Amsterdam

Beddows' brilliant Milan won comfortably in Holland this evening with 9 men thanks to a man of the match performance from who else - Mario Balotelli.


Two goals and a red card were enough to secure another 3 points as Milan opened up a 4 point lead on second place Monchengladbach ahead of the two sides meeting next Thursday.

Brilliant Balotelli scored 2 goals
Balotelli season stats in Top 100 are now quite remarkable:

Played: 30
Goals: 26
MOM: 17
Assists: 10
Avg Rat: 7.83

POST-MATCH FALLOUT IN MILAN

Once again AC Milan dominated headlines in tabloids around the globe with their matchday antics, after their recent match against visitors Vfl Wolfsburg.

But this time it was the manager of Die Wolfe, Greg Owen, who was making bold statements in the post-match press conference.


After seeing their second goal disallowed - which would have put the visitors 2-0 up in the first 20 minutes - Owen complained about the Italian linesman to the assembled press corps:

"Look, I'm not saying he was one-eyed ... but he was wearing an eye-patch ... and wearing last season's Milan jersey. Looking at the evidence, you'd have to say he was less than capable, and a fan of the Rossoneri to boot. So to have Insigne's strike ruled out in such a manner, well we're not happy".

The Italian linesman ruling Wolfsburg's second goal offside.

Owen also complained about the physical approach that the Milan players brought to the match, which has been a notable feature of their play under Beddows this season:

"You only had to look at their tackling to see how Stephen has been coaching them. Now you know I have a lot of respect for Mr Beddows. In fact, he helped me out when I was at Moscow with some coaching tips - in exchange for a private physio session - and I have learned a lot from him. But recently - as the stakes have increased - it's all been about the bash from his lads. You take young Jordan Henderson - and some days I wish somebody would! - but after he scored the first goal he got absolutely targeted by the Milan hitmen. Result? He's got a concussion and he's out of action".

Jordan Henderson in Disneyland after getting knocked out by the brutal Milan defence.

"I mean somebody's got to look at the way this team is playing and say enough is enough", concluded Owen.

AC Milan manager Stephen Beddows was unavailable for comment after he failed to show for the press conference amid rumours that Balotelli had set Beddow's blazer on fire in an Italian-English language mix-up.

Overall, most of the comments from the Wolfsburg manager ended up sounding like a case of sour grapes. Especially considering his team managed a 1-1 draw away from home against the Division 2 league leaders, and with their mixed form coming into a game they were not expected to take anything out of. There is certainly speculation that his complaints were designed to deflect criticism of his own team's performance in the final run-in. Hopes of a play-off place are fading for Wolfsburg after a series of results which have only seen them pick up 5 points from the last six league games. Fans who were hoping for Owen's arrival to signal a turn-around in league form - and for some more of the managerial magic which saw his previous charges Lokomotiv Moskva punch well above their weight - have been sorely disappointed by the team's performance in the past 11 games.

- Sky Calcio

Scenes in Milan!

There were jubilant scenes reminiscent of the day that Prince Michael William was sacked as Inter manager - yes that’s right manager Stephen Beddows cannot finish in the bottom 2 so he will be there next season.

Joyful scenes as now Beddows is mathematically safe and cannot lose his job, there were women weeping uncontrollably, children cheering continuously and grown men chanting Beddows' name as Beddows declared “Job Done” in his speech in Piazza Duomo.

With his job safe for another season and Milan now 3 points clear at the top of the table he has now stated that the next target is to secure safety to ensure that the side will not be relegated which is still a strong possibility - deluded one commentator said of Beddows who responded…

“I am not deluded… we are in a fair position but we will not count any KFC chicken buckets until the fat lady sings!” Beddows then disappeared with Barbara to celebrate with the players.

Some rival managers have questioned Balotelli’s continued inclusion with him apparently being unavailable each week to then turn up miraculously on the team sheet.

Beddows defended his star striker who he described as insecure and simply a player who needs “love and care… and not to be treated like a spoilt brat, which he clearly isn’t!"






Meanwhile Mister Malcolm seen with the Italian Team of the Year Award Season 1 - where are they now? 


BREAKING - Outrage in Milan

The Milan Managers office was not a happy place to be this evening as Manager Beddows flipped when it was discovered that a plot has been hatched against him and his players, namely Balotelli, who apparently has failed a drugs test.


“It is a scandal – a conspiracy” said Beddows

The Plotters:

Beddows declared that he has long suspected that a sextet of managers has been plotting day and night against Beddows due to jealously of the team spirit and limelight that he takes from them, among them 3 from Italian clubs. The chiefest of those managers has been Mister Malcolm, the Fiorentina dinosaur of SM who according to Beddows publicly questioned Balotelli’s form (13 goals in 8 games now) earlier in the season demanding that he be drug tested which has now apparently been completed... 



Juventus manager DP then quickly joined in (ironic Beddows remarked – was it just a coincidence or part of a planned plot?) stating: “this is not right – I just cannot fathom how a player like Balotelli is scoring so many goals – there must be something amiss.”

The public endorsements of something amiss from two of T100 most vocal and dishonest managers set the rumour mill into a frenzy – Was Balotelli taking something? Was Beddows lying to all and sundry?
Mister Malcolm - Most dishonest Dinosaur? Were they really ever extinct?
Mister Malcolm quickly set his media empire into action gathering allies – including David Senior (who he quickly made the BJ of the whole affair), Nuno Bento, Mark Stewart and a chief Beddows hater, Brian Clough.)
The Boris Johnson of the whole anti-Beddows campaign
David Senior began: “How is it possible that a player scores 13 goals in 8 games, even Messi can’t do that – upon Malcolm’s advice I contacted Hogwarts, the Ministry of Magic  and Sabrina the Teenage Witch at once to see if Beddows and Balotelli were indulging in the Dark Arts – but they refused to comment – which made me feel that something is definitely amiss.”

Next the reporters questioned Nuno who in broken English responded (much to Mister Macolms annoyance) “I not sure why I here… where are the superstars young that I want? Please help?” at which point the reporter realised that Nuno wasn’t a viable source of information.

They then questioned an unlikely ally of Malcom’s, Mr Mark Stewart, who like Nuno was clearly lost and simply answered “Baaaaaaaa” to every question that was put his way (DP was not amused – it was unclear whether this was down to Stewart’s answer OR the Malcolm’s selection of allies.)
DP then entered the fray – “We have analysed a sample of Balotelli’s hair and it is clear from this sample that he has been taking drugs. I know every player in this gameworld and own 50 of them and have 1000 on my shortlist and no player out performs their potential than Balotelli. The drug test was through and clear and 100% he has been taking performance enhancing drugs… the hair sample proves this…”

DP continued: “I am completely stunned that Frank Hirst, our great beloved leader refuses to enter the debate – he continues to pick him for TOTW when at Inter and other clubs there are far more eligible candidates… it is disgraceful and I have written Frank a strongly worded letter about all of this…”

David Senior then butted in… “Everyone knows Mario is S***… he was even mocked by Mister Malcolm post World Cup who called for him to be dropped – the laws of maths and physics simply do not match up – this level of achievement is witchcraft, unnatural – it would be like Wales reaching the semi-finals of a Major tournament – impossible…”

Mark Stewart with his sheep like features seemed to get excited about hearing the word Wales and bleated out a rather high pitch “baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” at this point… leading the gathered press to further question the validity of the delegation.

And then the angriest of all the managers, Brian Clough entered the fray – “I f****** hate Beddows… him and his Milan band of brothers are a menace to this world and there is NO WAY, NO WAY that he is capable of putting together a professional outfit that is drug free to lead Division Two… it is f****** disgraceful…”

Some members of the press then asked Brian why his brother Roy (Real Madrid) wasn’t there… to which he replied… “Are you f****** stupid – with this rabble maybe he would have turned up but have you seen David Senior – he is spitting f****** image of that Yorkshire B****** that claims to be a M***… No chance!”

Malcolm seemed clearly flustered by this outburst and was unsure of how to proceed – with Nuno still searching the room for talent, Mark Stewart looking for grass, Brian Clough scowling, David Senior calling his lawyer and DP looking angrier than PMW in Leige…
PMW in Bruges with another friend earlier today
“Balotelli has failed a drugs test – this much is clear – We cannot and will not tolerate breaking the rules or magic in T100 and he must be stopped – a 5 month ban I call for!”

“And off with Beddows’ head” added Senior before the journalists were ushered from the room.

Beddows Supporters: (The response)

Beddows laughed loudly after being shown a video cassette of the press conference and quickly summoned his own allies to fight his corner, first in the queue was chief Beddows admirer Ryan Chisholm who appeared to be under duress when addressing the media…

“My cousin and Balotelli have done nothing wrong – indeed they are a magic combination but this does not indicate sorcery or drugs…”
Chisholm doesnt believe the test results to be true
Next up was Kinnear – the Liverpool manager is not Beddows’ biggest fan but he was happy to call down Mr DP – “DP is a man who loves the limelight – this fabrication of Balotelli’s hair testing positive for a banned substance – that is like suggesting that the whole of Syria was about to come to England via the channel tunnel in the next 12 months – how the hell would anyone be stupid enough to believe any of that?”
Kinnear has had enough of finding DP outside his house every morning - WTF!

And finally another Beddows ally stepped up to the plate – Lee Reynolds (Dortmund) “I am 150% confident that Balotelli is innocent and his form is purely down to Beddows’ genius!”

These responses and support from the other managers did not dampen the hatred towards Beddows, Balotelli and Milan as the anti-Milan brigade continues to gather strength on Social Media this evening – with Mister Malcolm clearly pulling the stringers behind the scenes orchestrating every post, comment and share in the hope that he will gain Frank’s attention and get Balotelli banned or perhaps even better force him to move to Fiorentina.

David Marsden (Hamburg) questioned the validity of the defence and stated that support from a family member as clear evidence of Balotelli’s guilt, Bob Sal (Sassuolo) also took to his carrier pigeon sending his worry than drug misuse might spread through the gameworld and ruin the community and result in unfamiliar results if action was not taken swiftly…

Beddows himself refused to comment, so angry he was – he was seen disappearing from the Milan training ground as if by magic (Did he dissaperate?) late this evening and was later spotted at a Bunga Bunga party with an array of beautiful girls which he openly admits he acquires through talent, good lucks and hard cash NOT by magic…


What Frank thinks of this latest scandal to hit Milan and Top 100 remains to be seen but surely all will be revealed in due course. 


World Club Championship - Milan Report

Gino Kinnearo has been a little busy of late, marking the other managers out of 100 for their performances so far, trying to assess the youth cup eligibility of others and speaking daily to Mr President Frank Hirst… but he has never taken his eye away from his beloved Milan and their stunning form under the greatest manager in all of SM Top 100 Stephen Beddows

Milan beat Ryan Chisholm’s poor Celta side in gameday 1 by a score of 5 goals to 0.

And tonight Gino Kinnearo was more happy than an Irishman in Lille as his beloved Milan kept another clean sheet to make it 6 points out of 6 to stay top of the group which apparently contains the self loving Michael Bowes at Arsenal, a manager who in the opinion of Kinnearo is about as talented as a the Austrian national team manager… 
Post match Kinnearo and Beddows could not find the words in either Italian or English to describe Balotelli’s performance which was comparable to that of Robbie Brady’s against Italy - pure class, pure passion, pure brilliance and a performance that left grown men crying in the stadium tonight.

Beddows was questioned whether Rahul was really “Manager of the week” and Beddows laughed… “I am clearly manager of the season so far - who wants to win Manager of the week?” Kinnearo echoed these thoughts with a manager as good as Beddows surely he should be just awarded Manager of the Week in advance every week? 

Kinnearo refused to comment on the fact that in Week 1 that despite his (Beddows') nomination there was clearly some sort of conspiracy against Beddows as he only received 2 votes.  

Milan have also made a solid start in Division Two and also in the Youth Cup - next up Inter Milan at home tomorrow. Roy Keane’s brother, Brian Clough, visiting the San Siro. Kinnearo has said that he expects wholesale changes to the side that won tonight as players like Balltelli and De Sciglio are clearly very tired.

Kinnearo also added that he is awaiting the publication of the “World Club Cup Group Tables”

In other news Kinnearo decided some managers who have failed in the World Club Cup tonight and generally so far this season…

Gordon Kinnear (Liverpool) - ironically Gino’s cousion - 1/10 failed so far to inspire his side to achieve anything - anyone would think he is a Scot. 

Roy Keane (Real Madrid) - 1/10 Keane’s inability to beat Villarreal (Andrew Kelly) is abysmal - he should be sacked.  

Doug Earle (Espanyol) - 1/10 Earle of what? His 0-5 defeat clearly shows he doesnt below in the World Club Cup and should resort to the Youth Cup! 

Tom Parfitt (Levante) - 2/10 Another failure - no words can describe how little he has achieved this season!