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  • PMW – The Sitting Duck

    The Greatest and most efficient manager in SM Top 100, Beddows, spoke tonight of his hatred of PMW and how he laughed harder when Beddows’ Milan dispatched Inter 2-1 this evening than when Scotland crashed out of the Rugby World Cup in the last minute. Beddows’ brilliant Milan destroyed Inter with a wonder free-kick from…

  • Beddows Breaks his silence on Zenit’s form

    Many have speculated incorrectly, some have publically doubted his place in the top 100, a few have even claimed him not up the task at Zenit but this evening post-match Beddows has explained all and the reasons why his Zenit side have struggled so of late. “Putin came to see me a few weeks back…

  • Putin Power!

    Beddows spoke to the press earlier before departing from East Midlands airport for tonight’s away match for Zenit v Marseille when he spoke openly about a recent meeting that he’d been invited to by his now good friend, Mr Putin along with some of Mr Putin’s special friends. Beddows said it was a great honour…

  • SM Dinosaur Destroyed

    Beddows touched down at St Petersburg airport this morning to the delight of the Russian public as Putin had issued a pardon forgiving Beddows of his verbal attacks on certain Russian citizens if in exchange Beddows agreed to speak out in favour of Russian expansion should any Western politicians publically accuse Putin of wanting to invade Russia. Beddows…

  • Beddows Praises his Troops!

    Post match this evening in France Beddows took some extra time to praise his troops and their magnificent achievement with a 4-0 demolition of their French opponents St. Etienne. Please open for full content “Please be aware some may be mentally afflicted by some of the headlines”

  • Beddows to manage Zenit without a Visa ?

    Beddows was as shocked as anyone as he was appointed manager of Zenit St Petersburg yesterday and undertook his unveiling press conference from the comforts of St George’s Park in Burton on Trent, only a few miles away from his Burton home. “It was a surprise I can tell you… I believe that the Genoa…