2016
Fannie to Fannies: The Interviews, number 3 , SON OF PLUTO (Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk)
Good afternoon and welcome to another in the series of Fannie to Fannies, where well renowned female slapper, erm I mean female journalist Fannie Licker interviews and maybe shags a manager from the Top 100. Last time out it was Bob Sal who gave us an insight into life at Sassuolo and following that, this week she met with a man of mystery so let’s not waste any more time and I hand you over to the studio where you can have a good look at Fannie.
Hi everybody, Fannie Licker here with another chance to interview one of you boys. If you remember last time then you will remember that I had implants put into my buttocks and they have made sitting down a lot more comfortable, almost like sitting on an air bed and although they have given me piles, that the doctor said will go away shortly, I can’t feel a thing!! This week I decided to go and improve my body even more and decided to get my lips sorted. As you can see below, they have made a great difference and now I will be more confident when I am kissing and when I am sucking. I love sucking on a lollipop and an ice lolly. Mmmmmm. I once sucked a Fisherman’s Friend but to be honest, they are not for me and I thought it tasted very salty at the end.
Anyway, on to today’s guest and I have to say, he is a man of mystery. On asking about, no one really knew anything much about him and no one knows his real name, unless of course he actually does use his own name. He is built like a God and many people think that is father was a God. I am, of course, talking about Son of Pluto, the manager of Ukraniian side Dnipro Dnipropro…., Dniproopphv…., Dnipro!!!!!! So let’s start with some details and likes of the man himself.
SON OF PLUTO PERSONAL PROFILE
Full Name: Son Of Pluto
Born: Hades
Height: 6 foot
Marital Status: single
Nickname: Dog of War
Favourite Sports teams: Reading
Favourite food: Souls lightly fried
Favourite drink: Coke
Favourite band/singer: Slipknot
Favourite Colour: Black
Favourite animal: Minotaur
Favourite film: Italian Job
Your Car: Astra
Best Friend: Medusa
What phone do you have: Xperia Z5
Best sport to watch: football
What scares you most: Zeus
Phone, iPad or laptop to play SM: Desktop
Embarrassing moment: Went out drinking with Death tried to take Biebers Soul and missed
Ever won anything on the lottery: yep
If you could have any job in the world what would it be: Self employed lottery winner
Who would you most like to meet (dead or alive): Bob Paisley
If you could attend any sporting event in the world what would it be: WC Final
Ok, thanks Mr Pluto and if you are ever going out with Death again, I think Yolanda Squatpump would love to meet him, if you know what I mean ;) So lets get on with the interview;
FL: The first question is possibly the one on everybody’s lips. Why do you have the name Son of Pluto? I have three theories, the glamourous one being that you are the son of the God of the Underworld and since you say you were born in Hades then that is probably what you are insinuating. The other theories are that you from the dwarf planet Pluto and you claim to be alien to this world while the last one is that you are the son of Mickey Mouse’s dog. What is behind the mask of the Son of Pluto?
SoP: The name Son of Pluto has it roots as far back as 1998 when I first started to frequent MSN chat room Grapevine & Rainbow, I just needed to make up a name to join and wanting to stand out a bit I chose a name with a few meanings. The name then stuck as has been used on a different number of websites for 18 years now.
FL: Your first season in the Top 100 seen you guide Dnipro to the Division 5 title. What was behind this success and were you surprised that you took the title with a very average 66 points, a total that would normally be lucky to make the play offs?
SoP: I wasn’t surprised we won the title, but the small points tally to win it was a shock, I think it just goes to show the amount of talented managers in Top100 and how close the clubs are matched in the lower couple of divisions.
FL: A poor start to this season in Division 4 seems to have been put behind you and Dnipro are now starting to pick up some points. What is the target for this season? Is it just survival for this season or do you feel your squad is good enough to be challenging for successive promotions?
SoP: The target has always been top half of the table and if possible sneak a play-off place, but as stated above almost all of the teams have the same average squad rating so its really anyone’s to win, a decent run for any club could see them take the gold.
FL: You gave the players that won the Division 5 title a huge vote of confidence by not adding to the squad. Do you think that come the end of the season that you will live or die by this decision or was it the chairman who didn’t give you a vote of confidence and withheld any funds for you to go into the transfer market?
SoP: I have money in the bank, I just thought the team was good enough to make a run in division 4 and see where it goes from there, I have a nice mix of players on the up and steady eddies that should be good enough for the division 3 as well if we manage to go up again.
FL: Djordevic seems to be the guy that you look to, to provide the goals in the team. If he was to get injured and be out for a few weeks do you think the team could still get good results without him?
SoP: Djordevic has been a revelation this season, but we still have Marin who cleaned up in the awards last season and a couple of others who are good enough to step in if the unthinkable happens to Djordevic
FL: Dnipro did not enter either the Youth Cup or the Regional Cup. Was this your own decision or was it taken out of your hands? The Regional Cup in particular may have caused problems on and off the pitch with the Russian sides. Was this a political decision? Were the board not happy with the title of The Putin Cup?
SoP: My youth team isn’t strong enough to enter the competition and as for the Regional Cup the lads like to leave Ukraine and get a break once in a while so we give them time off to re-energise. Next season though we are aiming to enter the Regional Cup.
FL: How do you see the future for the team and also yourself? Do you see yourself having a long term involvement with Dnipro or do you have a set time in your head before trying pastures new?
SoP: I tend to be a stayer and stick by teams. The future is to try and make it to Division 1 but that will take time, I have been around SM for 9 years so don’t see myself leaving anytime soon.
FL: Finally Pluto, this is standard for all managers, if you could manage any club in the Top 100, who would you choose and why?
SoP: I would only move for the Liverpool job as that has been my team since childhood, any other club I would regret taking after spending time on Dnipro.
FL: Thanks Mr Pluto and good luck for the rest of the season. As son of a God you are more than welcome to come and see me in my dressing room and we can have a little drink and then we can …………………. what? my mike is still on? OMG, well, erm, thanks Mr, erm, Bluto and I will let you get off back to erm, Ukrainia. (nervous laugh)
Ahem, err, well thanks Fannie and Son of Pluto and as we seen, Mr Pluto is still quite secretive about himself and is content to live life in the dark side. That is all for this week. Next week we have another Thursday Blog with Gordon ‘Gino’ Kinnear as we find out what has been happening in his home life and also the problems that currently seem to be surrounding Liverpool at Anfield.
Thanks once again for taking the time to read and I hope you all take care until we meet again. Fannie will be selecting the next manager to face her and her implants, so keep looking at your PM box to see if it is you. Last thing is that for interview number 6, Fannie has decided to give someone a chance to volunteer to be interviewed so if you would like to feature on the blog as one of Fannie’s victims then just drop me a PM and someone will be hand picked for interview number 6. Until then it’s
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Gino Kinnearo Investigates -
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First stop Gino had thought was to be the Stuttgart training ground, the HQ, but as the car passed the Stuttgart training ground and drove directly towards the city centre Gino was shocked to learn that Feargal had completely restructured the club organisation and it was no being ran by a small elite team of trusted individuals from...
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| The Auld Rougue, Stuttgart - VFB's New HQ |
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| Paul O'Hickey, Feargal's 2nd youngest and 'favourite' son |
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| Feargal's Youngest - Dougal O'Hickey - Tactical Analysis Coach |
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| First team coach and Feargal's 2nd eldest, Ted O'Hickey |
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| Jack O'Hickey, the eldest son of Feargal and Chief Media Officer, Head of Team Affairs and Player Liasion |
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| Eammon O'Hickey - Feargal's 2nd eldest son - in charge of Youth Development |
"He leaves everything to his children, Jack, Eamon, Ted, Paul and Dougal. Jack is the worst! I have worked in this club for 55 years and now no one dare speak. It is the same back in the City ever since Feargal came there have been more Irish arriving than Migrants! And they breed like rabbits… we will be outnumbered very soon. I fear for the future of the city and the club. His totalitarian, Stalinist approach to power is making life in the city a living hell!”
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| Feargal O'Hickey joined by his son and assistant Jack O'Hickey at a Stuttgart Press Conference |
Putin Cup - Match Day 1 Reports
The Moscow derby between Dynamo and Lokomotiv rather than being a blood and guts cup tie turned out to be a dour game of chess that would probably have had Kasparov nodding off.
Spartak 1 - Zenit 0
Crepe Cup Group B Action from France
Four teams with history, class, panache and a hint of Joie de vivre began the battle last night to take French pride into the later rounds of the Regional Cup.
Forever battling the opinion of the French as Surrender Monkeys there would be no better way for the clubs to dispel that slant than by going all the way and in true French form the opening fixtures saw the clash of gallic titans almost completely nullify each other.
With Monaco and Marseille languishing in Division 3 and PSG punching below their weight in Division 2 it looked from the outset as though Lyon would be favorites to top the group and after match-day one that is where they do sit…although only just!
At the Parc OL Marseille went with no fear of their top division opponents…Lyon relied on experience and it was that which proved decisive as the 39 year old legs of Francesco Totti held out for the 88 minute winner that proved to be all that would separate the two sides. With no subs used by either manager it was a brutal war of attrition for those on the park and in the end the stats proved about equal and for many watching a draw had seemed the likely outcome until Totti secured all three points in the dying minutes.
Marseille must be happy with the performance, they shaded the possession and were more than a match for the top division side but results tell the final tale and 1-0 to Lyon is the result that will be remembered.
Meanwhile over at the Louis II Stadium Monaco and Paris St Germain were also engaged in a war of attrition and in this instance no-one managed to break the deadlock which again is probably a better result for the Division 3 side Monaco who have had a tepid start to their campaign and will probably take more heart from this point than PSG.
In fact the lower league side carried 59% possession against an attacking PSG side and maybe if less caution had been adopted Monaco may have taken all three points.
This group could be a real battle over the coming weeks, form from the opening matches would suggest that having a real go is an option for Marseille and Monaco…can PSG and Lyon find their feet against such nerve.
Next Wednesday PSG will entertain Lyon and the Division 3 bragging rights will be decided as Monaco host Marseille. Beware the French…these four teams have a point to prove…
Achilles Cup - Match Day 1 Reports
The Ataturk stadium hosted the game between near neighbours Besiktas of Division 3 and Galatasaray from Division 2, it promised to be a feisty affair and proved so with five players ending up in the refs notebook and a number lucky they didn’t find themselves down the tunnel before the end of the game.
Olympiacos 1 - Fenerbahce 1
Copa Del Burro Kicks off



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Next week
Von Trapp Cup (Match Day 1)
Group A:
Mattias Wernersson's Wolfsburg put 5 past helpless hamburg who lined up with suicidal "very.attacking" mentality. Wolfsburg on the other hand control possession in the central areas with Max Kruse threading inch perfect through balls for A.Schurrle (scored hattrick) and I.PERIŠIĆ (scored a brace). Now Wolfsburg need to take this form in the league as they are struggling in the relegation zone with just 9 points, 3 away from safety.
A narrow win for FC Schalke away from home against Hertha Berlin kept Schalke's superb season on track. DEBUCHY scored the only goal of the game when Tevez released him with a beautiful threaded ball on the right flank, he cut inside and curled the ball around Tim howard in the back of the net.
Group B:
rab kennedy's FC Basel went with a very attacking mentality in their opening game against Bayern Munich who are by far the most inform side in "top100" on a 16 game winning streak. Result was pretty much expected as Bayern dominated with 70% possession and they made it count scoring 6 goals. Basel need to calm down their approach against quality sides or they will keep getting hamered
Miguel Salgado parked the bus against BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH and managed to get a impressive away draw for Hoffenheim. SCHÄR scored late in the game for Hoffenheim with incredibly long range effort to cancel out Dermic goal for Monchengladback.
PAPADOPOULOS scored late in second half to win the game for Noisy's Leverkusen against Stuttgart. Not much between the two sides here and it could have gone either way.
So as the things stand, Wolfsburg and Schalka lead group A with Dortmund yet to play. while Bayern Munich and Leverkusen won their respective games in group B.
THE CHURCHILL CUP - MATCHDAY 1
The Churchill Cup got underway tonight (Wednesday) with the first round robin games in both the North and the South sections. Here is a round up of how the first games panned out.
NORTH SECTION
CELTIC ………. 1 MANCHESTER UNITED ……. 1
Celtic and Manchester United kicked off their campaigns with a 1-1 draw at Celtic Park. This was expected to be a comfortable win for United as they are doing reasonable well in Division 1 while Celtic are looking for promotion from Division 5 but although United dominated the possession, Celtic defended well and refused to buckle under pressure. The first half failed to produce a goal and it also failed to produce a Celtic shot on target but that didn’t concern the Glasgow side as long as the score sat at 0-0. The game looked to have turned Celtic’s way when on 48min Michael Carrick was shown the red card after having been booked just before half time but in true soccer manager style, the ’new’ match engine laughed in the face of referees and Rooney(53) got the breakthrough United had been searching for. The Celtic fans sang ‘one-nil to the match engine, one-nil to the match engine’ a Celtic tried to find a way back into the game. Celtic, at least, were starting to give the United defence something to think about it and they got their reward when Haraguchi(72) fired an equaliser. Ten-man United responded well and tried to find a winner but Celtic soaked up all they had to offer and the game finished 1 goal each and 1 point each. United boss, Joe Jordan, refused to shake ruts 66 hand at the end of the game in case the Celtic manager fell over in front of the referee, apparently a reference to the ordering off of Carrick.
LIVERPOOL ……… 0 SUNDERLAND ……….. 1
Liverpool boss Kinnear slammed his players after a disastrous start to their Churchill Cup exploits after they crashed 1-0 at home to Sunderland. Kinnear blamed his attack saying they looked uninterested and has promised to axe them (Sturridge and Destro) for the remaining games in the competition. It may all have been so different if Coutinho’s 7th minute strike had been allowed to stand but the linesman had flagged much to the annoyance of Coutinho who was clearly onside by more than a couple of yards. It is believed the linesman had failed to flag a goal offside last Sunday and was making up for it tonight. Sunderland didn’t complain and in fact boss Bullough was in stitches on the sideline and even held up a huge card with LOL written across it. The decision seemed to knock the stuffing out of the Liverpool players and Sunderland started to dominate possession. It was no surprise when Halilovic(29) struck a superb shot into the top corner, giving Szczesny no chance. Liverpool struggled to get through the solid Sunderland defence with only an Oscar shot that hit the outside of the post, coming close. Lallana and Gabbiadini came on at half time for the ineffective M’bia and Destro but while Gabbiadini gave it his all, he wasn’t getting the support needed to break Sunderland down. Neither keeper was worked hard but Liverpool were given a late boost when Baumgartlinger picked up a second booking with three minutes to go to reduce Sunderland to ten men but again they failed to take advantage and Sunderland held out for a famous 1-0 win.
NEWCASTLE UNITED ………… 2 EVERTON ………. 1
Newcastle got off to a good start in the Churchill Cup when they beat fellow second division side Everton 2-1 at St James’s Park. It was a well deserved win for the Geordie outfit with some fans starting to wonder if boss Oran Robson is related to the great Bobby Robson. Newcastle were the better side throughout the 90 minutes and the only surprise was it took them until 42 minutes to open the scoring. The other surprise was that it was defender Mikel Gonzalez with only his second goal for Newcastle, that scored it. There was drama at the start of the second half when Newcastle won a penalty just 46 seconds in but Sissoko couldn’t even find his contact lenses in the dressing room before the game, never mind find the target. It was a let off for Everton and a chance for them to kick on and pressurise for the equaliser. Everton pushed forward and were all over the home side. Haha, only joking, it was Newcastle who kept pushing a listless looking Everton back and the second goal arrived when Cisse(64) knocked home a Ben Arfa cross. Everton at last came to life but it’s no good doing that after you go 2-0 down. Anyway, they hit back and on 68min Pereira struck an unstoppable shot that beat Krul to half the deficit. Pereira tried another unstoppable shot later on but it was stopped. The game was quite even after this but Newcastle were content to hold on to what they had and it finished 2-1 and three points to Newcastle.
SOUTH SECTION
ASTON VILLA …………… 0 CHELSEA …………… 5
Promotion seeking 3rd Division side Aston Villa would have been thinking they could pull off a shock win over 1st Division Chelsea but it turned into a nightmare as they shipped 5 goals for no reply. Chelsea showed how serious they were taking this tournament when they named an English player in the starting line up and it was that English player that gave them an early lead with Jason Henderson(4) finding the bottom corner from just inside the box. It was one way traffic as Chelsea pounded the Villa goal and with Rahul W considering filing several missing persons reports, Sanchez(19) added the second. The Villa Park side didn’t have an effort on goal until the 28th minute but Courtois made the save look easy by catching it with his teeth. There was controversy on 36min when Fabregas was adjudged to have caught Sanchez (the Villa one) with his elbow. Replays showed that Fabregas was very unlucky as he had quite obviously tried to catch him with his wrist. Down to ten men, Chelsea survived an Aston Villa corner before stringing together 429 passes before going up the tunnel for the interval. Ok, 419 of they passes were after the half time whistle but hey, who are we to judge. I don’t know what Rahul said to his team at half time but it made them worse. Two minutes into the half, Aranguiz made it 3-0 but there was more confusion on 62min when Sanchez was booked for a foul on Sanchez. We are not sure which Sanchez was booked but the tannoy started to play Me and Mr Sanchez by Blue Rondo a la Turk (one for the oldies there). So, yep, still none the wiser. Chelsea were now treating the match like a training game with Isco out wide running zig zag between cones. Costa made it 4-0 with 15 minutes remaining and with the Villa players wishing it was full time, Isco came inside from the cones to add the fifth with two minutes remaining. A great win for Chelsea and they have sent out a warning to the rst of the clubs that they want to win the World Club Cup at the end of all this. As for Villa, Liverpool boss Kinnear has been in contact asking if they fancy a game.
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ……….. 3 WEST HAM UNITED ………. 1
Tottenham Hotspur got their cup off to a winning start by defeating fellow Londoners West Ham 3-1. Spurs had started heavy favourites against the 4th Division strugglers and it took only 8 minutes for Dembele to fire a low shot into the West Ham net but if they thought they were on their way to an easy win then they received a shock just 4 minutes later when Payet equalised after good work from Noble. To be fair, the West Ham players looked more shocked than the Spurs players and Reid had to be treated on the sideline. Tottenham were easily the better side but the Hammers were holding their own and they managed to get to half time with the score still at 1-1. In the second half we seen why they call Dave The Fox Piero, the squirrel. He must have went nuts at the Spurs team in the dressing room as they looked far sharper when they came out for the second half. I have in fact just been told that they call Dave The Fox Piero, the fox but we don’t know why. Maybe he goes round the gardens at night looking for food. Back to the game and Spurs’ dominance told on 66min when Icardi restored their lead with a shot that flew into the top corner. With the Spurs fans breathing a huge sigh of relief which, because of the freezing temperatures, almost caused the game to be called off for fog, Tottenham began to play the ball around and they finally sealed the points when Icardi (87) scored his second of the night to make the final score 3-1. Comfortable win for the North London side.
That’s all for the first night of the Churchill Cup and we, well I, will have a report next Wednesday night for Matchday 2
Ciao
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