Fannie to Fannies: The Interviews, number 3 , SON OF PLUTO (Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk)


Son of Pluto

Good afternoon and welcome to another in the series of Fannie to Fannies, where well renowned female slapper, erm I mean female journalist Fannie Licker interviews and maybe shags a manager from the Top 100. Last time out it was Bob Sal who gave us an insight into life at Sassuolo and following that, this week she met with a man of mystery so let’s not waste any more time and I hand you over to the studio where you can have a good look at Fannie.



Hi everybody, Fannie Licker here with another chance to interview one of you boys. If you remember last time then you will remember that I had implants put into my buttocks and they have made sitting down a lot more comfortable, almost like sitting on an air bed and although they have given me piles, that the doctor said will go away shortly, I can’t feel a thing!! This week I decided to go and improve my body even more and decided to get my lips sorted. As you can see below, they have made a great difference and now I will be more confident when I am kissing and when I am sucking. I love sucking on a lollipop and an ice lolly. Mmmmmm. I once sucked a Fisherman’s Friend but to be honest, they are not for me and I thought it tasted very salty at the end.

My lips before and after. What do you think? I luuuuuuv them :)

Anyway, on to today’s guest and I have to say, he is a man of mystery. On asking about, no one really knew anything much about him and no one knows his real name, unless of course he actually does use his own name. He is built like a God and many people think that is father was a God. I am, of course, talking about Son of Pluto, the manager of Ukraniian side Dnipro Dnipropro…., Dniproopphv…., Dnipro!!!!!! So let’s start with some details and likes of the man himself.

SON OF PLUTO PERSONAL PROFILE

Full Name: Son Of Pluto
Born: Hades
Height: 6 foot
Marital Status: single
Nickname: Dog of War
Favourite Sports teams: Reading
Favourite food: Souls lightly fried
Favourite drink: Coke
Favourite band/singer: Slipknot
Favourite Colour: Black
Favourite animal: Minotaur
Favourite film: Italian Job
Your Car: Astra
Best Friend: Medusa

What phone do you have: Xperia Z5
Best sport to watch: football
What scares you most: Zeus
Phone, iPad or laptop to play SM: Desktop
Embarrassing moment: Went out drinking with Death tried to take Biebers Soul and missed
Ever won anything on the lottery: yep
If you could have any job in the world what would it be: Self employed lottery winner
Who would you most like to meet (dead or alive): Bob Paisley
If you could attend any sporting event in the world what would it be: WC Final


Ok, thanks Mr Pluto and if you are ever going out with Death again, I think Yolanda Squatpump would love to meet him, if you know what I mean  ;)   So lets get on with the interview;


FL:  The first question is possibly the one on everybody’s lips. Why do you have the name Son of Pluto? I have three theories, the glamourous one being that you are the son of the God of the Underworld and since you say you were born in Hades then that is probably what you are insinuating. The other theories are that you from the dwarf planet Pluto and you claim to be alien to this world while the last one is that you are the son of Mickey Mouse’s dog. What is behind the mask of the Son of Pluto?

SoP:  The name Son of Pluto has it roots as far back as 1998 when I first started to frequent MSN chat room Grapevine & Rainbow, I just needed to make up a name to join and wanting to stand out a bit I chose a name with a few meanings. The name then stuck as has been used on a different number of websites for 18 years now.


FL:  Your first season in the Top 100 seen you guide Dnipro to the Division 5 title. What was behind this success and were you surprised that you took the title with a very average 66 points, a total that would normally be lucky to make the play offs?

SoP:  I wasn’t surprised we won the title, but the small points tally to win it was a shock, I think it just goes to show the amount of talented managers in Top100 and how close the clubs are matched in the lower couple of divisions.



FL:  A poor start to this season in Division 4 seems to have been put behind you and Dnipro are now starting to pick up some points. What is the target for this season? Is it just survival for this season or do you feel your squad is good enough to be challenging for successive promotions?

SoP:  The target has always been top half of the table and if possible sneak a play-off place, but as stated above almost all of the teams have the same average squad rating so its really anyone’s to win, a decent run for any club could see them take the gold.

FL:   You gave the players that won the Division 5 title a huge vote of confidence by not adding to the squad. Do you think that come the end of the season that you will live or die by this decision or was it the chairman who didn’t give you a vote of confidence and withheld any funds for you to go into the transfer market?

SoP:  I have money in the bank, I just thought the team was good enough to make a run in division 4 and see where it goes from there, I have a nice mix of players on the up and steady eddies that should be good enough for the division 3 as well if we manage to go up again.


FL:  Djordevic seems to be the guy that you look to, to provide the goals in the team. If he was to get injured and be out for a few weeks do you think the team could still get good results without him?

SoP:  Djordevic has been a revelation this season, but we still have Marin who cleaned up in the awards last season and a couple of others who are good enough to step in if the unthinkable happens to Djordevic 



FL:  Dnipro did not enter either the Youth Cup or the Regional Cup. Was this your own decision or was it taken out of your hands? The Regional Cup in particular may have caused problems on and off the pitch with the Russian sides. Was this a political decision? Were the board not happy with the title of The Putin Cup? 

SoP:  My youth team isn’t strong enough to enter the competition and as for the Regional Cup the lads like to leave Ukraine and get a break once in a while so we give them time off to re-energise. Next season though we are aiming to enter the Regional Cup.

FL:  How do you see the future for the team and also yourself? Do you see yourself having a long term involvement with Dnipro or do you have a set time in your head before trying pastures new?


SoP:  I tend to be a stayer and stick by teams. The future is to try and make it to Division 1 but that will take time, I have been around SM for 9 years so don’t see myself leaving anytime soon.

S.o.P’s father with the family pet dog

FL:  Finally Pluto, this is standard for all managers, if you could manage any club in the Top 100, who would you choose and why?

SoP:  I would only move for the Liverpool job as that has been my team since childhood, any other club I would regret taking after spending time on Dnipro.


FL:  Thanks Mr Pluto and good luck for the rest of the season. As son of a God you are more than welcome to come and see me in my dressing room and we can have a little drink and then we can ………………….  what? my mike is still on? OMG, well, erm, thanks Mr, erm, Bluto and I will let you get off back to erm, Ukrainia. (nervous laugh)


Ahem, err, well thanks Fannie and Son of Pluto and as we seen, Mr Pluto is still quite secretive about himself and is content to live life in the dark side. That is all for this week. Next week we have another Thursday Blog with Gordon ‘Gino’ Kinnear as we find out what has been happening in his home life and also the problems that currently seem to be surrounding Liverpool at Anfield.
Thanks once again for taking the time to read and I hope you all take care until we meet again. Fannie will be selecting the next manager to face her and her implants, so keep looking at your PM box to see if it is you. Last thing is that for interview number 6, Fannie has decided to give someone a chance to volunteer to be interviewed so if you would like to feature on the blog as one of Fannie’s victims then just drop me a PM and someone will be hand picked for interview number 6. Until then it’s

Slaters




Gino Kinnearo Investigates -

Remember to listen to the Music before proceeding
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Everyone’s favourite impartial Italian journalist, Gino Kinnearo woke at 6am CET to board a flight from Porto (when Milan had just been scandalously beaten 2-0, with Honda getting a straight red about as justified as Keane's arrogance!)


How does Gino fly you may well ask… Alitalia normally but due to this undercover mission he has been upgraded to business class with everyone’s favourite airline, Ryanair! 

Ryanair Business class

Today's destination - Germany and a Top Secret undercover assignment where he was hoping to confirm the truth behind rumours of the Irish Mafia taking over one particular city and one particular club, ripping the heart out of it and the community in the process - YES - Gino Kinnearo was bound for Stuttgart! 
Immediately upon landing in Germany Gino was met by some heavy-set Irishmen who whisked him into the back of a black Mercedes with tinted windows and drove off - saying nothing one of them handed Gino a wad of 50euro notes and a napkin upon was written what appeared to be an itinerary for the day - (1) go to Stuttgart HQ, (2) watch Stuttgart train, (3) meet the staff and (4) go on a sightseeing tour of the German city... 

What interested Gino the most were the rumours coming out of Stuttgart, ever since Mr feargal a hickey had been appointed as Manager the City and the Sports press have been on lockdown, if fact some journalists, including Gino's friends have disappeared after writing what were simply neutral comments about Mr O'Hickey... Dark and disturbing rumours indeed that Gino was determined to get to the bottom of! 

First stop Gino had thought was to be the Stuttgart training ground, the HQ, but as the car passed the Stuttgart training ground and drove directly towards the city centre Gino was shocked to learn that Feargal had completely restructured the club organisation and it was no being ran by a small elite team of trusted individuals from...
The Auld Rougue, Stuttgart - VFB's New HQ
Gino was given a tour the No 1 Irish Pub in all of Stuttgart, and was given a guided tour by a heavy set Irishman clearly explaining that this is where Feargal holds his team meetings, holds morale team building exercises and invites the local 'blond' girls to come and have discos with the players and Feargal's management team. In fact it was Paul O'Hickey one of Feargal's own children who ensured Gino had a clear understanding of all of the facilities and how everything worked.
Paul O'Hickey, Feargal's 2nd youngest and 'favourite' son
It was explained that Feargal is very keen on building a team spirit here at the club, but that all players must adhere to and join in the various drinking games that are apart of his rigorous training program that doesn't end at on the training ground but at 3am most mornings, with all of the players allowed to sleep it off at Club HQ! In fact the walls of the club HQ were not full of pictures of Stuttgart players scoring goals but of David Ospina and Jay Rodriguez playing beer pong, Fred and Aaron Lennon drinking Guinness and Black and Didier Drobga dressed for Pub Golf. 

But where was Feargal? Surely if he wasn't at HQ he would be at the training ground which was Gino's next stop on his whistle stop investigation. Upon leaving The Auld Rogue he could clearly sense the atmosphere of fear around the city... people looked away and avoided going anywhere near the HQ, in fact there were precious few people on the streets at all... why would an Irishman do this to such a beautiful city? 

Next stop was the training ground. One thing that struck Gino whilst being driven out of the city and into the serene German countryside was the lack of German flags, in fact he at first thought that they were Ivory Coast flags in support of Stuttgart’s star striker, Mr Drogba, but then Gino quickly realised that they were actually Irish flags (it is easy to confuse the two), he asked his heavy set driver,  Paul: “Are the Irish flags up for St Patrick’s Day, it is a bit early isn’t it.”

Paul responded… “it is Father’s wish… it is the law… only Irish flags can be flown in Stuttgart, you wait until we reach the training ground.”

And sure enough upon going down the long drive to the training complex Gino was stunned by the level of Irish influence, Irish flags, leprechauns, pixies and empty Guinness cans lined the route… And then a site that shocked him most, one of Fergal’s other 5 sons was sitting on the side-lines whilst the players trained.

“That is Dougal, he is the youngest” O’Connell explained. “He is the tactical analysis coach and over there with the lads is Ted (the middle child), he is first team coach.”
Feargal's Youngest - Dougal O'Hickey - Tactical Analysis Coach
Kinnearo stepped out of the car in bewilderment, so Fergal had brought his own children over the Stuttgart to ensure that things were going to be done as he’d wanted. Kinnearo had of course heard of these Mafia rumours but these two men, Fergal’s sons, seemed more holy than mafia…
First team coach and Feargal's 2nd eldest, Ted O'Hickey
Paul then shepherded Gino Kinnearo inside of the complex and immediately introduced him to Stuttgart’s Chief Media Office, Head of Team Affairs and Player Liasion Officer, (Fergal’s eldest son incidentally) Jack. 

Jack is said by some within the now underground Sports media in the City to be the head honcho in the Irish Mafia, the man who everyone fears, Fergal’s Goebbels. Gino could clearly see from his appearance why this was the case, he’d of course seen him undertaking press conferences on behalf of his father before but he was stunned by the smell of alcohol on a man that was in all fairness running the club on behalf of his father.
Jack O'Hickey, the eldest son of Feargal and Chief Media Officer, Head of Team Affairs and Player Liasion
Gino was then introduced to two more people of importance within the club, firstly to Eamon, (Fergal’s second oldest son) and head of Youth Development at the club and Frau Bierscoffer a 70 year old fascist with an insane tolerance for alcohol. Gino spoke at length with Frau Bierscoffer and promised that he would not publish anything that she said. He asked her in depth of life under the O’Hickeys?
Eammon O'Hickey - Feargal's 2nd eldest son - in charge of Youth Development

“It is a nightmare, fear… we all fear Fergal, although we very rarely see him." She said...

"He leaves everything to his children, Jack, Eamon, Ted, Paul and Dougal. Jack is the worst! I have worked in this club for 55 years and now no one dare speak. It is the same back in the City ever since Feargal came there have been more Irish arriving than Migrants! And they breed like rabbits… we will be outnumbered very soon. I fear for the future of the city and the club. His totalitarian, Stalinist approach to power is making life in the city a living hell!”

But still a question puzzled Gino, the fear was there for all to see, in the city, at the club… but where was the Head of the Snake, where was this great and feared leader. Paul promised that he would take him there next.   

Back into the Mercedes and back into the city… Gino rechecked his napkin and notes that the final point on the agenda was a sightseeing tour of the city’s attractions and Paul immediately brought Gino to what appeared to be a photoshoot. Yes a photoshoot and to Gino amazement the model was Fergal himself.

Gino was stunned how such a handsome, good looking gentleman could be perceived as such a monster by the people of Stuttgart?

He was completely taken aback by this image that Feargal had decided to portray of himself when at first glance he was nothing of the sort – he was no Frankenstein? No Stalin!

Gino then was allowed by Feargal’s minders 5 mins with this reclusive hard-to-reach man of mystery…

“I am a recessionist… I had become completed disillusioned by the recession in Ireland that Mafia and football management were the only two things that I know and love and I decided why not bring them together in Stuttgart! As you can see the City and the team are thriving.”

Gino was not so sure about the reference to thriving but he continued to question Feargal on rumours of the Irish Mafia being in the City.

“Of course! How else would I be able to afford the wages of players like Fred, Lennon and Drogba! The community supplement their and my standard of living… sure the shopkeepers might not like the knocks on the doors but I see no issues… it is for the good of the club and just look at the league table.”

Indeed it was true that Feargal had seen a huge upturn in performances from the side who currently sit in the 
Division 5 play-off positions. Gino was keen to ask Feargal one more question about his management of the club and the roles of his own sons…

“The boys are so happy to be here. Back home in Ireland life is tough but here they have job for life and they love being with me everyday!”

After a light lunch of beer and bratwurst Mr Gino was invited back to the club training ground for the Pre-match press conference ahead of VFB's game against Zenit in the Youth Cup tomorrow, a must win for Feargal's side.

Feargal O'Hickey joined by his son and assistant Jack O'Hickey at a Stuttgart Press Conference
Gino concluded that indeed curruption is as rife in Stuttgart as it is in Liverpool, Madrid and Sao Paulo and that he feels sooner or later Stuttgart as a city will revolt against this Irish invasion, imagine the Irish invading a country... history is indeed being rewritten in SM Top 100! 

Gino then took a flight back to Milan ahead of his sides game v PSG, also in the Youth Cup tomorrow night. 

Putin Cup - Match Day 1 Reports

Dynamo 0 - Lokomotiv 0

The Moscow derby between Dynamo and Lokomotiv rather than being a blood and guts cup tie turned out to be a dour game of chess that would probably have had Kasparov nodding off.


Both teams seem content with stifling out each other whilst creating very little in the way of goal scoring opportunities. The first half saw a solitary attempt on target with Victor making a routing save early on for the hosts from a speculative effort by Soldado. The only other notable event being a yellow card issued to Gamez when he scythed down Damari.

Neither side seemed to change their approach much in the second half with Soldado and Fernandes only slightly troubling Victor an effort whilst the visitors failed to register a single effort on target in whole 90 minutes..

Rajkovic found himself in the refs notebook after a foul; on Fernandes and the highlight of the game being Granats caution after a protracted rant at the referee who did everyone a favour by allowing exactly zero seconds of added time.

Both managers know their teams will need to brighten up if they are going to get their hands on cup this season.


Spartak 1 - Zenit 0

Meanwhile the other Moscow outfit in action Spartak hosted Zenit.

It turned out to be a game of contrasting fortunes for Spartaks Movsisyan who after setting up Promes for the only goal of the game on 35 minutes found himself sitting in the bath seven minutes later after being given a straight red for a disgraceful challenge on Endo.

There must have been something in the air in Moscow last night with nearly as few chances being created here at the Luzhniki as there were across the city at the Khimki.


Simon Houston will be pleased to be topping the table but like his counterpart Libaan Hassan knows there is definitely room for improvement.

Crepe Cup Group B Action from France

Four teams with history, class, panache and a hint of Joie de vivre began the battle last night to take French pride into the later rounds of the Regional Cup.

Forever battling the opinion of the French as Surrender Monkeys there would be no better way for the clubs to dispel that slant than by going all the way and in true French form the opening fixtures saw the clash of gallic titans almost completely nullify each other.



With Monaco and Marseille languishing in Division 3 and PSG punching below their weight in Division 2 it looked from the outset as though Lyon would be favorites to top the group and after match-day one that is where they do sit…although only just!

At the Parc OL Marseille went with no fear of their top division opponents…Lyon relied on experience and it was that which proved decisive as the 39 year old legs of Francesco Totti held out for the 88 minute winner that proved to be all that would separate the two sides. With no subs used by either manager it was a brutal war of attrition for those on the park and in the end the stats proved about equal and for many watching a draw had seemed the likely outcome until Totti secured all three points in the dying minutes.

Marseille must be happy with the performance, they shaded the possession and were more than a match for the top division side but results tell the final tale and 1-0 to Lyon is the result that will be remembered.

Meanwhile over at the Louis II Stadium Monaco and Paris St Germain were also engaged in a war of attrition and in this instance no-one managed to break the deadlock which again is probably a better result for the Division 3 side Monaco who have had a tepid start to their campaign and will probably take more heart from this point than PSG.

In fact the lower league side carried 59% possession against an attacking PSG side and maybe if less caution had been adopted Monaco may have taken all three points.

This group could be a real battle over the coming weeks, form from the opening matches would suggest that having a real go is an option for Marseille and Monaco…can PSG and Lyon find their feet against such nerve.

Next Wednesday PSG will entertain Lyon and the Division 3 bragging rights will be decided as Monaco host Marseille. Beware the French…these four teams have a point to prove…


Achilles Cup - Match Day 1 Reports

The inaugural Achilles Cup got underway last night with bitter rivals from Turkey battling with their sole neighbour from Greece to be able to claim bragging rights as the Aegean Champions.

Besiktas 2 - Galatasaray 1

The  Ataturk stadium hosted the game between near neighbours Besiktas of Division 3 and Galatasaray from Division 2, it promised to be a feisty affair and proved so with five players ending up in the refs notebook and a number lucky they didn’t find themselves down the tunnel before the end of the game.


In an evenly balanced first half a Vazquez strike on 39 minutes separated the two protagonists at half time when he floated a shot from the edge of the penalty area over Muslera leaving him stranded in the Galatasary goal.

That spurred the visitors into action and in the second half they came out more purposefully forcing Besiktas onto the back foot. Zengin who had pulled off a string of fine saves was finally beaten on 67 minutes when Podolski struck a fine first time shot from a ball laid through by Adin that gave the keeper no chance.

The visitors hardly had time to finish celebrating the equaliser when within a minute Vazquez turned provider and set up Toivonen to restore the hosts lead.

Galatasaray threw everything forward looking for an equaliser but couldn’t breach the home defence who were excellently marshalled by Zengin who continued to thwart the visitors and earn himself the man of the match.

On the balance of play Fred Dodger and his Cimbom will count themselves extremely unlucky not to have come away with at least a point from this encounter and will rue not making the most of their opportunities whilst Gerrit Vogeleer will be delighted in how clinical his Besiktas side were in making the most of the few opportunities they created.


Olympiacos 1 - Fenerbahce 1

Meanwhile in the cups other fixture Fenerbahce crossed the Aegean to the Georgios Karaiskakis Stadium to take on Olympiacos.

The hosts made light of the gulf of four divisions between the two and put in a stalwart performance to match the visitors in this evenly balanced if somewhat dour encounter.

The Greeks came out of the traps quickly with Maniatis setting up Gouweleeuw two drill a shot into the top corner from fully 25 yards on 6 minutes.


The half was more tactical than enthralling with few other opportunities being created the notable exception being a late effort from Sow which Roberto dealt with comfortably.


The second half continued in a similar vein to the first with few direct threats at goal until the hour mark when Potuk whipped in a free kick for the Turks and Martinez was first to react clipping it passed the stranded Roberto for the equaliser.

This seemed to liven up both teams with Elabdellaui and Pavoletti being foiled by Casilla in the Fenerbahce goal whilst Roberto kept out decent attempts from Potuk and Martinez.

The game petered out in the last 10 minutes with both sides appearing content to share the points.

Both managers will come away disappointed with the lack of goal threat posed and no doubt the Greeks will be the happier with a share of the spoils.

Copa Del Burro Kicks off


The one they all want to win, the Copa Del Burro kicked off last night. There were four fixtures, including a huge derby as Atletico Madrid entertained Roy Keane's Real, and Sporting travelled to Porto for an all Portuguese tie. The other two games saw Celta Vigo host Malaga, whilst Barcelona travelled to Bilbao and faced Athletic Club.

The Copa Del Burro, Top 100's most coveted trophy 


Madrid bosses Roy Keane & The Doctor
Tom Parfitt, Houdini Smiff, Nathan Prince, Gareth Crisp et al 

The Iberian clubs were represented superbly by the three games on offer last night, and as can be seen, the bosses of the clubs playing were joined by the four that sat out last night. 

Group A

Atletico Madrid 0 - 5 Real Madrid Att: 11,749

Group A started with a bang, and the Madrid derby. Both clubs have already tasted Top 100 success, Real winning last seasons League Shield, and Atletico the current youth cup champions. Fireworks were expected in this game, and it didnt dissapoint.

The first real attack of the game came in the 9th minute, and saw the visitors pushing. Real won a corner which was crossed into the mixer by Vidal, and finished expertly by Lewandowski. 

A minute later and Lewandowski was close to his and Real's second. Eriksen played him in, and the striker beat Oblak, but saw the ball role just wide of the post. The Pole came close again on 17, but this time Oblak made the save. 

After 19mins though, the pressure finally told. After spurning two opportunites, Lewandowski turned provider and played in Gareth Bale for the visitors second.

It wasnt until the 25th minute that the home side looked any kind of threat. Angel Correa though fired over without causing any problems for the Real keeper. Aside from Cerci's booking on 35, that was about it for the first half action.

The second half started equally as ferociously, and Cerci brought down Sergio Busquets on 49. The player saw red, and made a quick return to the changing room. Three minutes later, the home side wer made to pay as Gareth Bale put Arturo Vidal in to make it 3-0 to the visitors. 

Lewandowski finished off another set piece on 72, this time putting away Neymar's free kick. The punishment still wasnt over for Atletico though. Roy Keane urged his side on, willing his side to continue to put the hosts to the sword and cement Real's position as Madrid's top side. 

The 5 Star performance was completed on 87. Yet another set piece was delivered into the box, again courtesy of Neymar, and Eriksen finished it off. 

The Doctor will be keen to pick his troops up ready for the league encounter, whereas Keane and Real continued there winning run, and will head into the next few games full of confidence.



Group B

Athletic Club 3 -  2 Barcelona Att: 9,348 

The shock of the night came in Bilbao, as the div 2 stragglers entertained the div 1 leaders. The home side got off to the perfect start, Hulk registerring after 11 minutes, finishing Draxler's free kick. 5 minutes later and Mbokani made it 2-0. The DR Congo man making some space for himself before firing past Neuer. 

Just before half time, Bilbao put the tie out of site, Rakitskiy firing home on 40mins to send the home side into delerium and give the side the belief that they have more than enough to get out of trouble at the bottom of the table. 

Muller managed to pull one back for the visitors before the half time whistle. Messi, the little magician played a free kick in, and the German tucked it away. 

Claudio Bravo, who only left Barca a couple of weeks ago, was in inspired form for his new side, pulling off several top draw saves at the start of the second half, before he was finally beaten by Martinez, who was again fed by Messi. 

3-2 is how the game finished, and Gareth Crisp will have seen more than enough to know that his side have what it takes to climb out of the danger zone. Equally, Scott McKenzie will be keen to get his Barcelona side back on track in the league. 


Group C 

Porto 2 - 1 Sporting Att 10,987

Another big game took place in Portugal, with Houdini Smiff taking his Sporting side to Porto. The first half was one of few chances. A few efforts from both sides, but neither keeper was required to get his gloves dirty.

The fans were hoping for some more entertaing fayre in the second half, and the teams were able to oblige.

It took a while, but on the hour mark, the home crowd at least finally had something to shout about as Romelu Lukaku side footed Porto ahead. 14minutes later and Danillo Pereira doubled Porto's lead. 

With Sporting having caused no problems at all, the points looked safe. That is exactly how it panned out. Sporting got a consolation through Sacko two minutes from time, but never looked like gtting anything.



Group D

Celta Vigo - Malaga Att 6,231

The final game of the evening saw Malaga leave the Costa Del Sol to travel to Vigo, and Ryan Chisholm's promotion chasing side. Both managers are new to their respective clubs. Greg Millington was given the Malaga job due to his stand out credentials. Rumor has it though that Chisholm is only in the job because AC Milan boss Stephen Beddows involved some of Italy's underground element to pull a few strings. Time will tell how the appointment pans out, but if this game is anything to go by, work will be needed.

Things started well enough though, Nolito giving Vigo the lead as early as the 5th minute. There wasnt much else to report in the first half. A few yellow cards, but not a lot else. 

Ten minutes into the second half though, Torres equalised for the visitors, smashing the ball home. Malaga made changes on the hour, with Horta one of the players coming off the bench. It proved to be an inspired change, Horta put Malaga in front on 72mins. 

Five minutes befor the end,Kameni was on hand to make a good save, and the game petered out into a win for the away side.   

Team of the week

C Kameni Malaga 
T Juanfran R. Madrid
V Marcelo R. Madrid
Y Rakitskiy A. Club 
D. Godin R. Madrid 
J Koke A. Madrid 
Neymar R. Madrid 
A Vidal R. Madrid 
L Messi Barcelona 
R Lewandowski R. Madrid 
G. Bale R. Madrid 

Next week
Next weeks game's see the remaining sides play their opening games. In group A Villareal host Atletico Madrid, who will be looking to get last night out of their system.

Group B's encounter is Levante against this weeks shock makers, Athletic Club. Group C is Sporting hosting Sevilla, and the final game is Malaga at home to Espanyolin Group D.

If next week's fixtures live up to last nights, we can expect four more cracking encounters as the chase for the Coppa Del Burro Continues. 

Von Trapp Cup (Match Day 1)

Von Trapp cup in germany got off to a flyer on wednesday night couple of cracking games and a few one sided affairs.


Group A:

Mattias Wernersson's Wolfsburg put 5 past helpless hamburg who lined up with suicidal "very.attacking" mentality. Wolfsburg on the other hand control possession in the central areas with Max Kruse threading inch perfect through balls for A.Schurrle (scored hattrick) and I.PERIŠIĆ (scored a brace).  Now Wolfsburg need to take this form in the league as they are struggling in the relegation zone with just 9 points, 3 away from safety.

A narrow win for FC Schalke away from home against Hertha Berlin kept Schalke's superb season on track. DEBUCHY scored the only goal of the game when Tevez released him with a beautiful threaded ball on the right flank, he cut inside and curled the ball around Tim howard in the back of the net.

Group B: 

rab kennedy's FC Basel went with a very attacking mentality in their opening game against Bayern Munich who are by far the most inform side in "top100" on a 16 game winning streak. Result was pretty much expected as Bayern dominated with 70% possession and they made it count scoring 6 goals. Basel need to calm down their approach against quality sides or they will keep getting hamered

Miguel Salgado parked the bus against BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH and managed to get a impressive away draw for Hoffenheim. SCHÄR scored late in the game for Hoffenheim with incredibly long range effort to cancel out Dermic goal for Monchengladback.

PAPADOPOULOS scored late in second half to win the game for Noisy's Leverkusen against Stuttgart. Not much between the two sides here and it could have gone either way.

So as the things stand, Wolfsburg and Schalka lead group A with Dortmund yet to play. while Bayern Munich and Leverkusen won their respective games in group B.


THE CHURCHILL CUP - MATCHDAY 1

The Churchill Cup got underway tonight (Wednesday) with the first round robin games in both the North and the South sections. Here is a round up of how the first games panned out.




NORTH SECTION


CELTIC ………. 1  MANCHESTER UNITED ……. 1

Celtic and Manchester United kicked off their campaigns with a 1-1 draw at Celtic Park. This was expected to be a comfortable win for United as they are doing reasonable well in Division 1 while Celtic are looking for promotion from Division 5 but although United dominated the possession, Celtic defended well and refused to buckle under pressure. The first half failed to produce a goal and it also failed to produce a Celtic shot on target but that didn’t concern the Glasgow side as long as the score sat at 0-0. The game looked to have turned Celtic’s way when on 48min Michael Carrick was shown the red card after having been booked just before half time but in true soccer manager style, the ’new’ match engine laughed in the face of referees and Rooney(53) got the breakthrough United had been searching for. The Celtic fans sang ‘one-nil to the match engine, one-nil to the match engine’ a Celtic tried to find a way back into the game. Celtic, at least, were starting to give the United defence something to think about it and they got their reward when Haraguchi(72) fired an equaliser. Ten-man United responded well and tried to find a winner but Celtic soaked up all they had to offer and the game finished 1 goal each and 1 point each. United boss, Joe Jordan, refused to shake ruts 66 hand at the end of the game in case the Celtic manager fell over in front of the referee, apparently a reference to the ordering off of Carrick.


LIVERPOOL ………  0  SUNDERLAND ………..  1

Liverpool boss Kinnear slammed his players after a disastrous start to their Churchill Cup exploits after they crashed 1-0 at home to Sunderland. Kinnear blamed his attack saying they looked uninterested and has promised to axe them (Sturridge and Destro) for the remaining games in the competition. It may all have been so different if Coutinho’s 7th minute strike had been allowed to stand but the linesman had flagged much to the annoyance of Coutinho who was clearly onside by more than a couple of yards. It is believed the linesman had failed to flag a goal offside last Sunday and was making up for it tonight. Sunderland didn’t complain and in fact boss Bullough was in stitches on the sideline and even held up a huge card with LOL written across it. The decision seemed to knock the stuffing out of the Liverpool players and Sunderland started to dominate possession. It was no surprise when Halilovic(29) struck a superb shot into the top corner, giving Szczesny no chance. Liverpool struggled to get through the solid Sunderland defence with only an Oscar shot that hit the outside of the post, coming close. Lallana and Gabbiadini came on at half time for the ineffective M’bia and Destro but while Gabbiadini gave it his all, he wasn’t getting the support needed to break Sunderland down. Neither keeper was worked hard but Liverpool were given a late boost when Baumgartlinger picked up a second booking with three minutes to go to reduce Sunderland to ten men but again they failed to take advantage and Sunderland held out for a famous 1-0 win.


NEWCASTLE UNITED …………  2  EVERTON ……….  1

Newcastle got off to a good start in the Churchill Cup when they beat fellow second division side Everton 2-1 at St James’s Park. It was a well deserved win for the Geordie outfit with some fans starting to wonder if boss Oran Robson is related to the great Bobby Robson. Newcastle were the better side throughout the 90 minutes and the only surprise was it took them until 42 minutes to open the scoring. The other surprise was that it was defender Mikel Gonzalez with only his second goal for Newcastle, that scored it. There was drama at the start of the second half when Newcastle won a penalty just 46 seconds in but Sissoko couldn’t even find his contact lenses in the dressing room before the game, never mind find the target. It was a let off for Everton and a chance for them to kick on and pressurise for the equaliser. Everton pushed forward and were all over the home side. Haha, only joking, it was Newcastle who kept pushing a listless looking Everton back and the second goal arrived when Cisse(64) knocked home a Ben Arfa cross. Everton at last came to life but it’s no good doing that after you go 2-0 down. Anyway, they hit back and on 68min Pereira struck an unstoppable shot that beat Krul to half the deficit. Pereira tried another unstoppable shot later on but it was stopped. The game was quite even after this but Newcastle were content to hold on to what they had and it finished 2-1 and three points to Newcastle.


SOUTH SECTION


ASTON VILLA ……………  0  CHELSEA ……………  5

Promotion seeking 3rd Division side Aston Villa would have been thinking they could pull off a shock win over 1st Division Chelsea but it turned into a nightmare as they shipped 5 goals for no reply. Chelsea showed how serious they were taking this tournament when they named an English player in the starting line up and it was that English player that gave them an early lead with Jason Henderson(4) finding the bottom corner from just inside the box. It was one way traffic as Chelsea pounded the Villa goal and with Rahul W considering filing several missing persons reports, Sanchez(19) added the second. The Villa Park side didn’t have an effort on goal until the 28th minute but Courtois made the save look easy by catching it with his teeth. There was controversy on 36min when Fabregas was adjudged to have caught Sanchez (the Villa one) with his elbow. Replays showed that Fabregas was very unlucky as he had quite obviously tried to catch him with his wrist. Down to ten men, Chelsea survived an Aston Villa corner before stringing together 429 passes before going up the tunnel for the interval. Ok, 419 of they passes were after the half time whistle but hey, who are we to judge. I don’t know what Rahul said to his team at half time but it made them worse. Two minutes into the half, Aranguiz made it 3-0 but there was more confusion on 62min when Sanchez was booked for a foul on Sanchez. We are not sure which Sanchez was booked but the tannoy started to play Me and Mr Sanchez by Blue Rondo a la Turk (one for the oldies there). So, yep, still none the wiser. Chelsea were now treating the match like a training game with Isco out wide running zig zag between cones. Costa made it 4-0 with 15 minutes remaining and with the Villa players wishing it was full time, Isco came inside from the cones to add the fifth with two minutes remaining. A great win for Chelsea and they have sent out a warning to the rst of the clubs that they want to win the World Club Cup at the end of all this. As for Villa, Liverpool boss Kinnear has been in contact asking if they fancy a game.


TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ………..  3  WEST HAM UNITED ……….  1

Tottenham Hotspur got their cup off to a winning start by defeating fellow Londoners West Ham 3-1. Spurs had started heavy favourites against the 4th Division strugglers and it took only 8 minutes for Dembele to fire a low shot into the West Ham net but if they thought they were on their way to an easy win then they received a shock just 4 minutes later when Payet equalised after good work from Noble. To be fair, the West Ham players looked more shocked than the Spurs players and Reid had to be treated on the sideline. Tottenham were easily the better side but the Hammers were holding their own and they managed to get to half time with the score still at 1-1. In the second half we seen why they call Dave The Fox Piero, the squirrel. He must have went nuts at the Spurs team in the dressing room as they looked far sharper when they came out for the second half. I have in fact just been told that they call Dave The Fox Piero, the fox but we don’t know why. Maybe he goes round the gardens at night looking for food. Back to the game and Spurs’ dominance told on 66min when Icardi restored their lead with a shot that flew into the top corner. With the Spurs fans breathing a huge sigh of relief which, because of the freezing temperatures, almost caused the game to be called off for fog, Tottenham began to play the ball around and they finally sealed the points when Icardi (87) scored his second of the night to make the final score 3-1. Comfortable win for the North London side.


That’s all for the first night of the Churchill Cup and we, well I, will have a report next Wednesday night for Matchday 2


Ciao


The Random Army

A few years back I had an idea which emerged from a growing contempt for Premier league football, TV deals, fat cat footballers and the rapidly increasing demise of lower league football that was a result.

This idea was “The Random Army”, the concept being to mobilise like minded football fans to group together and en-masse attend a randomly chosen lower league football game, as such adding a much needed and welcome boost to the match attendance and the home clubs coffers.

The hope was that the “Army” could become a movement publicising the plight of lower league football and hopefully spread from a local base to being a national entity.

Sadly due to personal and work commitments I couldn’t give the idea the time needed to establish it, yet I did get the chance to take in some great games at Accrington, Blyth, Hyde, Mansfield to mention a few.

The reason I bring this up is not to “resurrect” the idea, but to ask would it be of interest to the UK based managers of Top100 to meet up say once a month to take in a “random” game of lower league football?

In a way taking our online community up a level and into a social community.

Obviously there may be geographical issues but I thought I would just throw the idea out there and see if anyone would be interested in the first instance.


Please take time to comment negatively or positively to the idea so I can either bury it or buy a mini-bus !!!!

Introducing Ryan Chisholm - A Manager who has learnt from the Best

Controversry tonight in SM Top 100 as Celta Vigo have stolen Ryan Chisholm away from the AC Milan Under 17 side and made him their new manager. 


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Ryan Chisholm a graduate from the Stephen Beddows School of Football Management
Chisholm a manager who studied at the Stephen Beddows School of Football Management where he graduated with a 1.1 and an ability to speak Spanish, Swahili and Swedish before cutting his teeth along side top Italian journalist Gino Kinnearo on SM Top 100 Sunday Night football has been likened to Gary Neville, a manager with no experience who is completely unsuitable for a top job...

Roy Keane (Madrid Manager) was so stunned at the appointment that he took his dog out for a walk immediately upon hearing the news and with Beddows and Milan due in Madrid tomorrow for a pointless cup tie refused to speak about Chisholm's appointment as trying to work out how to beat the parked buses was of more importance.

Meanwhile Gino Kinnearo has been seen in public for the first time since his undercover visit to Sao Paulo where we last saw him visiting Josh McMillan and Robert Downinho.

The Top Italian journalist was adamant that he'd simply had an accident at the airport but that he was more than happy to see a manager as incompetent as Brian Clough appointed as manager of Inter... "Fox was a failure, we all knew this, as was PMW before him... Beddows has outlasted them both and I forsee him outlasting Clough as well..." 
Gino did however want to draw the media's attention to one comment made by Brian Clough about Roy Keane in his Sunderland days... 

"I only ever hit Roy the once. He got up so I couldn't have hit him very hard."

Gino has urged Beddows to hit Keane even harder in tomorrows showdown to ensure he doesnt get up again! Gino claimed that it is without doubt that Keane had something to do with Gino's injuries sustained in his recent undercover report in South America (see pic above.)