Tag: Nick Wheels

  • IN THE BENTOS LOUNGE – PSG MANAGER GARY NAYLOR

    Todays Bentos Lounge guest is PSG manager Gary Naylor Gary is no stranger to controversy this season with the French giants relegation prompting calls for Gary to step down from the club he has presided over since the very inception…

  • Stuttgart announce new Fray Bentos Pies link up

    Pies and Puddings German 5thdivision club Stuttgart have today announced a bold new sponsorship deal that they hope will take them into the 21st century and beyond. Fray Bentos Pies have linked up with the German club in a 55…

  • The Turin Mystery

     what really happened that fateful day in Turin The game had been hyped up. Turin Mayor & Manager Gino Kinnear had been claiming the Spoon Army would not be allowed into the Stadio Olympico by the security forces, even going…

  • The infamous SPOON ARMY in Munich – BANNED TV News report

    SAO PAULO VS BOCA JUNIORS DIV 4 PLAY OFF FINAL…..MUNICH CENTRE DESTROYED…..BILLIONS OF EUROS DAMAGE……ARSON…LOOTING…VIOLENCE…….POLICE OUTNUMBERED…….T100 SUPREMO FRANK ‘PATTY’ HIRST KIDNAPPED………………..This is the live new report brought to you by fearless eporter Python Lee for the Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk  news organisation in…

  • The Sweary Caves of Dovedale – Our upcoming UK break

    Well, after all the hurdy-gurdy of the play offs, the season and the managerial merry go round a gaffer needs to unwind so that’s why myself, Nick Wheels, Mr Stephen Beddows and of course, Big Barbs, herself escaping the revolving…

  • Spoon Army Communique #1

    Official Communique of the Spoon Liberation Army of Sao Paulo (In hiding)   We of the S.L.A.S.P. (in hiding) congratulate Manager Nick Wheels of Sao Paulo Football Club for his efforts to guide this great club into Division 3 and for…

  • On the 2nd day of Xmas there was:

               Big Barbs Xmas Funsack           Yes dear reader, it’s me, Victor ‘Big Barbs’ Ibarbo with your seasonal dose of festive cheer. Seasonal dose is quite apt as I’ve just had my results…

  • Brazil prison riot: ‘At least 760 escaped’ in Spoon Army violence

    Brazil prison riot: ‘At least 760 escaped’ in Spoon Army violence Share this with Facebook   Share this with Twitter   Share this with Messenger   Share this with Email   Image copyrightAFP / TV PONTA NEGRAImage captionPrisoners took to…

  • Lustenberger admits his performances for Hertha have been hindered by incontinence problems

    08.01.2017 14:55 Hertha’s ex-captain again speaks toLustenberger: “I have never pissed myself” For the first time after his dismissal as captain of Hertha BSC Fabian Lustenberger expresses himself again extensively. And it works quite well. BY STEFAN HERMANNS Mehr Artikel I say, you…

  • Big Barbs Diary #3

    Yes it’s…Big Barbs Diary #3 #3… Score in a Brothel Hi everybody. I’m Victor Big Barbs Ibarbo & I play centre forward for a cute little Brazilian club known as Sao Paula, no, Sao Paulo that’s the one.  And yes,…