Day 1

Enter the office at Top 100 Towers.

Looks like the old admin team left in a hurry.

Lots of still soggy tissues, what looks like ripped up betting slips, some XXX-rated VHS tapes marked “JMcK – for Gav’s eyes only”, crates of empty beer bottles and empty bourbon bottles stacked against the walls, and a note scrawled in green crayon on the desk which says simply:

“Who ate all the pies?”

Day 2

Have finished tidying up. Notice a door that was previously hidden behind the crates of booze, but it’s jammed shut. Something blocking it on the other side. Give it a few more shoves against something solid and then hear a groaning noise.

“48. 49. 51…. Coming! ready or not!”

“Beddows?”

“Stopping pushing that door against my head!”

“What are you doing in there?”

“Eh? Let me out!”

The door opens and a pale, haggard Beddows staggers out clutching handfuls of what look like toy bingo balls.

“What happened?”

Beddows collapses, his tiny numbered balls bouncing all over the place.

Day 3

“I went into the bathroom to do a practice draw for the Youth Cup,” Beddows says when he comes round the next day.

“The next thing I remember is waking up next to a tin of Fray Bentos. There was a note attached to it which said, ‘When’sa your Dolmio day?”.

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Ok, Ok. All of this may or may not be true, but it’s not why we’re here.

What Really Happened

• Beddows handed ownership of the game world back to me (David M).
• The old admin team – Mike T, Gav, Dan – have stepped down, by mutual agreement.
• Gav has agreed to continue running the World Club Cup in his own inimitable style. Hurrah!
• Beddows will continue to run the Youth Cup. Hurrah!
• Beddows will continue as part of the new admin team in an advisory capacity (as he has done throughout Top 100’s twenty season history). Haha!
• The new Admin Team is Gyan, Chris M and Hugo, and me.
• Chris M has taken ownership of Top 120 (our main recruitment source for new managers to Top 100) and will run that with Beddows.

We’ve got a list of suggestions and issues to look at and we’re working our way through those.

So far, we’ve looked at some issues from our Suggestion Box:

• how to improve the process of new appointments, and sackings, and the role of the “secret panel”. We want to look at how we can use some more objective achievement and activity criteria to help make decisions on who gets jobs, and who gets sacked. But also to be kinder to those who want to stay with their club.
• the possibility of changes to the squad cap.
• the possibility of new rules to govern loans (for the Youth Cup, Playoffs, and more generally, and in realation to the squad cap).
• the possibility of a new rule for selling players on level three concerns.

We haven’t yet really talked about contracts, and I think, for now at least, there’s no plan to bring them back in any form.

A couple of things we do want to try to do:

• Be more transparent about any decision-making process. This won’t always be possible.
• Have a vote on any big changes.

With the above in mind, here’s what we’ve already done, decided or propose to do:

Malaga, Fenerbahce and Gladbach jobs

We dispensed with the secret panel for these appointments. I wanted to trial using the admin team to discuss the merits of each applicant, using some objective criteria as well as more subjective criteria, too. Also, it was the end of the season and a bank holiday weekend (in the UK), and a brand new admin team.

Beddows had spent hours collating applications and emailing secret panels over the previous several days. He facilitated what certainly felt like the largest turnover of managers I can remember. It’s a lot of extra work. No wonder he was looking tired.

In the past, especially when we’ve got to the last few jobs, we’ve often got to the stage where there are only one or two managers left who wanted a new job but didn’t get one yet. And so we’ve just appointed whover was left and wanted it. So it’s nothing new.

Anyway, we had four very strong applicants, plus one possible returning manager we considered. We chose Mike because he has the best track record by far of winning promotion. We felt Simon deserved a new club, too, and he was happy to take Mike’s old job at Fenerbahce.

This meant that we didn’t advertise the Fenerbahce job. I apologise to any managers who would have applied had we done so (and thanks to one who messaged me privately to point this out). That said, I don’t think it would have changed our decision.

As a result of that, we needed someone to take Simon’s old job at Gladbach. Eventually, it went to Ken, who was next in line from Top 120.

Squad Cap and Loans

We propose to have another vote on changes to the squad cap at the end of this season (S21).

Currently, we have a rule that prohibits managers from loaning new players for the knockout stages of the Youth Cup and Shield. I know there are some suggestions to ban loans all together (except to cover injuries, suspensions, youth goalkeepers or other specialist positions) or to ban new loans for the playoffs.

We also count all loan players twice as far as the squad cap goes – so club loaning out the players still counts them as part of its squad, as does the club loaning the players in.

Loans are a normal part of football, and getting the best players you can in on loan, agreeing to loan back a player you’ve sold, or loaning out players you want to prevent getting concerns, are all part of good management. It’s also much harder now than it’s ever been, it seems to me, to loan higher rated players, so any impact loaned players have is generally insignificant (and saying that, I know there have been one or two exceptions).

At this time, therefore, on balance, I don’t see any reason to change or introduce any new loan rules.

Player Concerns

We propose to hold a vote on introducing a new rule:

• Players on Level 3 concerns must be sold to an external club.

If this rule was voted in, then it would not come into force until the start of S22 at the earliest.

Youth Cup and Shield

There will be a new rule from this season (S21):

• Any team playing an obviously and deliberately weakened team (e.g., to drop into the Shield) will be disqualified.

S20 winners will receive their free new player prizes as promised, and they will be able to choose a new player added to the database from 1 – 15 September, inclusive. This is half the amount of time usually given.

Sadly, it’s become apparent that the offer of this kind of prize has contributed to managers exploiting loopholes in the game world rules to gain an unfair advantage.

There will be, therefore, no more free new player prizes for winning the youth competitions from S21.

If Beddows has a record of which managers arranged and played all their fixtures with eligible players, we will organise a random draw to choose one for a prize of a free new player.

We will expand the number of prizes given out to managers chosen at random who arrange and play all their fixtures with eligible players.

If you have any questions or comments, please leave them below or you can message me privately.