Balotelli sends Italy to World Cup Final – Beddows delight!


ITALY (3) ARGENTINA (0)

Balotelli sends the Doctor back to his tardis and makes amends with the Brazilian fans after Italy destroyed the host nations hopes of winning their own tournament… 2 strikes from Balotelli (and 1 from Florenzi) did it to make in 6 goals in 5 World Cup games as the incredible Italian striker leaps to the top of the Golden Boot charts…

 Balotelli shows the World his power after his 2nd goal sent Argentina crying

The whole world is asking one question what does Beddows feed Balotelli, how did he get 30+ goals out of him this season and then this incredible return in the World Cup… when asked normally he always pushes away and rebuffs the question but tonight Beddows finally answered…

“A Mario io lo do la cosa che si serve – amore e credenza… prima di ogni, e lo dico ogni partita lo dico a lui… oggi Mario ho un sensazione che lo fai un gol… e lui lo fa… sempre! E come magica… in piu lo do a lui la responsbilita di fare tutti, calcio di punzione, rigore, tutto e fatto da lui!”

Balotelli & Beddows embrace at full-time
The impending interview with Parkinson has been delayed to Italy’s continued World Cup progress

In their way in the final is one Mr Greg Billington, a relegated and broken man who due to have some good players at his disposal finds himself in the World Cup Final…

Greg Billington of Malaga – A man who can’t speak Spanish let alone French

Beddows said of him… “Don’t get me wrong but the bloke has been managing in Spain for like 5 years and he does some good stuff helping old ladies and what not but he still cant even speak the lingo – about as intelligent as a squashed pheasant!”

Leading bookmaker FrankBet have placed the French as firm favourites at 1/1000 tomorrow with Italy at 3/1 – a fact that Beddows quickly pounced upon –

“The odds clearly go to show that Frank is trying to make up for his mistreatment of Greg in Season 3 and I will be stunned if I win as im certain many brown envelopes have already passed hands…”

“I’m only speculating but Mattia De Sciglio told me that Andrea Barzagli had told him that Giacomo Bonadventura had seen a number of dead partridge’s arrive at the French hotel when there are whispers that they have already prepared the pastry for a World Cup Winning Partridge Pie to celebrate…”

One thing is for certain if Italy upset the odds and the Gods tomorrow evening there wont be any partridge in the Italian dressing room – only glorious jugs and jugs of vino (and Birra Morretti)

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