Maid Malaga Goes Down

The Spanish press took great delight this evening as they gathered at La Rosaleda, Malaga where underfire manager Greg Bilboa was finally sacked after an absolutely dismal campaign that resulted in Malaga being relegated to Division 5…. 

It was a bittersweet day for Bilboa who, earlier in the day had been awarded the freedom of the city due to his selfless actions in the local community helping old ladies crossing the road, opening doors for young attractive secretary’s and giving open workshops to the local Cad, Rotter, Bounder, Stinker, Rascal and Scoundrel group – that went down a real treat.

So, under his newly acquired title ‘The Sheriff of Malaga’ and his newly found confidence he let rip and sounded out the real reason that Malaga went from title contenders to relegation fodder in a few short months.

‘Let there be no doubt about it, Maid Malaga’s misfortune lies solely at the feet of Friar Frank and his band of merry bandits led by those rotters Norman Little John and Squire Roberto of Downinho’.

‘Up until the Newcastle job became available and my application being made public the players have waned, all of my efforts have been in vain as the team fully expected me to be installed as Newcastle manager on merit and not some bag of swag as it seems that scoundrel Norman Little John swayed the deal with. Basically they fully expected a new manager to be installed at Malaga.

That didnt happen due to some underhand tactics and so the form dipped, Even when Norman Little John was installed as the Newcastle manager the players fully expected their undoubtedly talented manager to be offered another high profile position at another top club – that opportunity never presented itself and so we find ourselves now relegated and with the best thing to ever happen to this club, one Greg Bilboa….. sacked!! Sacrilege and an injustice based upon the fraud and skulduggery that created this debacle’.

So, while Friar Frank tucks into his celebratory promotional partridge let him be accountable for his actions, last season he cost Maid Malaga a place in Division 3 due to his underhandedness and deviousness – this season he has gone a step further, not only having a hand in relegating the popular Spanish side to the depths of Division 5 but now his monkey business has also cost Bilboa his job!!!

The Spanish media is awash with protests and there are calls from such popular Malagans as Antonio Bandaras and Pablo Picasso demanding that Greg Bilboa be reinstated with immediate effect – popular first team players Ochoa of Oswaldtwistle, Roco of Rock Ferry and Sire Stepanenko of Southport have come out in support, in fact the protests have reached such fever pitch that the tag line #MalagapraysBilboastays is the number 1 trend across twitter tonight……