Mario Balotelli today sported a new look ahead of the trip to St James retail park and staff dungeon.
Ever the character, his barber suggested a new ‘Mink’ hairdo, which he assured Balorz was all the rage in Milan’s finest salons. The final result was most displeasing to the goalgetter, so he opted for a live mink look instead.
Balorz said he was ‘delighted with my new look. I’ve given it a name. Miko. With Miko adorning my barnet we will terrorize defences across the division.’ He then fed ‘Miko’ some crayfish which he pulled from his pocket.
Juventus manager DP, who has bid a cheeky £10M for the star, was unavailable for comment. However it is thought, according to a club insider, that he was unhappy with the new development and had already warned Paul Pogba against following suit. Poggers for his part favours a ‘Stingray’ look and has been seen shopping at Turin’s Aquario.
Mario and ‘Miko’ enjoy a moment together.