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  • Division Two – A quite incredible final day

    Division Two reaches its climax on Thursday night with the title, sack race and the play offs still to be decided. It has been a quite incredible season… Massive last day and tonight we will look at the personalities of…

  • Parfitt Speaks

    Gav Hamer. Gav Bloody Hamer. Coming here, thinking he’s king of the hill. Apparently he’s one of the nice guys. Well he wasn’t so nice tonight. Threatening me, telling me he was going to have to put his dog down.…

  • From Russia Without Love

    Unbelievable, absolutely unreal. You come all the way to Russia. It’s freezing. So cold that Mbokania and Damaio thought Olaf from Frozen was playing for them tonight. To make things worse, we get into the dressing room and Putin, or…

  • Beddows criticises Argentine Police and Praises the Spoons

    Beddows refused to become embroiled in a political row this evening as the Argentine Police, the Argentine Government and the Argentine Army openly criticised the behaviour of the Milan and Sao Paulo fans post match after their 0-0 draw against…

  • Leverkusen are crowned Youth Cup Champions in Madrid

    Bayer Leverkusen managed to pull off the unthinkable on Saturday night and win the Youth Cup in Madrid against a very good XI. With Bayer taking a narrow 1-0 advantage to the Bernebau courtesy of a late Biro strike we…

  • Outside The Box #7 – A Tom Parfitt Special

    Tom Parfitt held a press conference to explain the latest methods he will deploy to avoid the conspiracy he is convinced besets him and his Levante side. Show He then gave journalists a brief tour of newly decorated office. Show…

  • The Vigo Affair

    Following Thursday nights shock defeat to high flying Celta Vigo, Levante’s invincibles were embroiled in a fresh controversy. It has been alleged that Vigo manager Ryan Chisholm, along with former Levante player and Vigo’s goal scorer last night Gareth Barry,…

  • Bonfire of the Vanities the story of the fall of Fiorentina.

    A lonely figure strolled down the corridors of the Uffizi gallery for the last time as an eerie light flickered through the windows casting long shadows over his time in Florence. The year is 1497, all over Florence the doors…

  • PARKINSON BACK ON TV

  • Alek’s MIA – No where to be seen

    As the Div 2 title race reaches its crucial stage it appears one of its main protagonists Mr Aleks is no where to be seen – it appears Aleks isnt the lion that he claimed to be – but more…