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  • One Night in Turin: Youth Cup Semi-Finals

    The semi-finals of this season’s Youth Cup produced spectacular and unprecedented drama both on and off the pitch last night. Well, one of the games did. Tournament favourites Benfica could manage only a draw at home to Bayern, crashing out…

  • Meltdown in Milan! Beddows Responds to 3 RED CARDS and Mclean inconsolable in Post-Match Interview!

    Incredible scenes tonight followed the Inter v Milan derby, a game which could have defined both sides seasons and ended in a 1-1 draw – but boring the game was not, without incident certainly not as Milan snatched an unlikely…

  • BEDDOWS – MISTAKEN IDENTITY!

  • Snow Joke!

    The Italian newspapers this morning have gone into complete overdrive following Alex Mclean’s infamous meltdown interview yesterday in Brazil. The following image adorned many of the front pages after is was disseminated by a twitter account called @sbedwin2017 – the Milan…

  • Beddows speaks with the media ahead of BIG Derby

    This evening after Milan beat Sampdoria 1-0 to match on Beddows sat down with reknowned Italian journalist Cesare Tagliatelle to discuss Thursday’s upcoming Milan Derby. FRIDAY MORNING FRONT PAGES Cesare Tagliatelle was never really “cut out” to interview the idiots of T100 as…

  • Youth Shield Quarter Finals Review

    There were eight teams who, due to their original seeding at the start of the competition, we might have expected to be competing at least in the Youth Shield knockout rounds, if not the Youth Cup itself. Poor group performances…

  • A ONE LINER XMAS

    Ahh! Christmas morning. The finest day of the year. Well, in normal circumstances. Not this morning though. It got off to a very bad start for me. the previous night I had taken some sleeping pills. And some laxatives. Not doing…

  • Mr Parfitt goes Christmas Shopping

    Portugal is a hellhole at this time of year, even Nuno will tell you that, so I’ve decided to take Mrs P to London for the annual Parfitt Christmas Shopping extravaganza. I say Mrs P, we aren’t married. I need…

  • Balotelli Brace Proves Doubters Wrong

    AC Milan won again tonight in incredible style to move closer to the summit of Division Two as a Mario brace destroys Leverkusen and sends Milan up the table! CLICK READ MORE FOR THE ITALIAN NEWSPAPERS

  • Mony a mickle maks a muckle at Christmas

    Liege Christmas Market (Genuinely) Twas the minutes before market, when all through the square, Not a creature was stirring, not even a bear. The stalls were set up, goods placed down in rows, In hopes that the shoppers would appear…