Ahh! Christmas morning. The finest day of the year. Well, in normal circumstances. Not this morning though. It got off to a very bad start for me. the previous night I had taken some sleeping pills. And some laxatives. Not doing that again. It was much easier when I was a child. If I couldn’t get…

After 5 games without a win the tinkering ends. McLean knew the jib was up after a fan threw a Primark bag towards the dugout after the latest defeat at home to Sampdoria. Upon inspection he found a still steaming mound of foul smelling faeces, atop of which was a hastily scrawled note that said…

INTER ARE FLYING HIGH ATOP DIV2. THERE SHOULD BE CONGRATULATIONS AND WARMTH. INSTEAD THERE IS ANTIPATHY AND ACRIMONY. WHAT IS BEHIND INTER’S STORMING RISE? Staff Writer Cesare Tagliatelle Reports Saturday 3rd June 2017 Last season, with arguably the strongest team in the division (after some transfer activity), Inter finished a creditable 4th under new manager…

  Eet eez wiz grate sadness zat we zay ohvwa tut ze lejan zat eez EVRA. Ohvwa mon chaise!

Where to start? I know – a nice big pic….here you go! Dyson Supersonic Hairdryer – For The Discerning Scouse Anywhere! What an almighty shock! To suddenly be given the reigns of a genuine super club after toiling at Olympiacos, looking for bargain 88’s without a penny to spend, and then, THEN, to find yourself with Trump…