NEWS FROM THE TARDIS

The Doctor almost tripped his way to relegation but it was all ok as he knew it would have been anyway.

We are honoured at Top 100 TV to hear from one of our longest serving members, The Doctor himself, the leader of the other half of Madrid.

“Ok well here I am !! I’ve made it to the end of the season !! I’ve got to admit I didn’t think I would make it this far trying to balance my time (well it’s not really mine but I like balancing it) between battles in deep space thousands of years ago and cold afternoons in 21st century Earth trying to motivate a young group of future superstar humans to “PUT THE FUCKING BALL IN THE NET YOU TWAT” !! .

Yeah it’s been a funny one alright … Getting dumped out of the domestic cups early on … Having a great youth run and getting the nippers to the semis or quarters I can’t really remember, contrary to popular belief were not that bothered …

Having a great smfa shield run and getting knocked out to a well organised Chelsea in the semis in the end .. All topped off with a relegation battle ALL BLOODY SEASON !! No matter what formation I used the boys struggled so yeah very funny … my highlights include beating both Manchester sides in the league , beating Barcelona in the youth cup and the relegation battle really , I’ve still never been relegated in this game and I really thought my time had come , here’s to next year !!

I’ve a few tricks up my old sleeves and I’m sure we will look like a different side come Season 4 , ok now I’ve got a few weeks off I’m of somewhere sunny …. I know a nice planet where there are 3 suns and the oceans are made up of Stella Artois , don’t bother bidding on my lads … THE DOCTOR IS OUT !!! Ciao”