The Rafalution part 2
It has been a strange gypsy like career of note in top100 for manager Norman Little where he was unable to find a home till he went home so to speak. On to his 5th team now after nomadic spells at West ham, Fenerbache, West brom, FC Twente which brought him home to Newcastle towards the end of last season after the departure of Oran Robson.
It was a 50/50 battle between Little and the maid marian of malaga Greg Bilbao to see who got the hotseat at St James and the board went for someone with balls of steel, unfortunately he wasn’t available so I stepped in much to the disgust of pretty boy Bilbao who wasted no time in kicking up a fuss as caught on camera by the club photographer
as you can see the toys went straight out the pram…
Little had hoped to smooth things over by agreeing to send Ayoze Perez and Veron Anita to malaga in exchange for Sergi Darder but no Bilbao went all crazy in love and started stalking me! things come to a head one night when leaving the training ground when a quite clearly drunk Bilbao offered sexual services in return for Little removing himself from the Managers job but the police were duly called and dealt with the situation with quick ease
Anyway enough of this madcap behaviour and lets get back to the football…
The target for next season is to be better than last, quite simple really. We finished 11th and I will stand by my words IF WE FINISH 12TH OR LOWER I WILL STAND DOWN. I won’t include cup performances as these can be misleading and i will keep it simple, 12th or lower and I’ll be chased out of Newcastle quicker than Moussa Sissoko chasing Champions League football(as the bloke in the dime bar ad used to say ‘that blokes a nutter’).
I am happy enough with the squad, have a solid side with some decent youngsters waiting to step up, The likes of tiote and colback could be used to maybe freshen up the squad, Haidara has been listed for cash. Mitrovic has had a few disagreements with Little over his lack of game time under him but these were sorted out over a pint or 10 in the beehive in the bigg market last week and he looks to be staying. The only ‘big’ player with question marks over his future is Feghouli who has failed to settle up in Newcastle, Bids will be welcomed once his TB is over..
Anyway enough drivel from me tonight…Good luck for the new season
Norman Little
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