Salvo under pressure?

A historic meeting took place yesterday in Milan as the Borussia Dortmund and greatest ever Levante manager, Dario Saviano met with Top 100 boss Beddows.

Dario was supposedly flying in from Germany at the behest of the Levante fans to discuss the future of Salvo. A man who has reduced many Levante fans to verge of mental breakdowns and seen children in floods of tears over the last 3 awful seasons – with some even swapping their Levante shirts for Atletico Madrid ones…

In what has been labelled as a crisis meeeting by some of the right wing Top 100 media – Salvo a manager who has delivered back to back relegwtions and finds himself 10 points off the lead in Division 3 should be under pressure? What has gone wrong?

The left leaning Marsden press office though takes a more Liberal view – with infamous and superbly talented Portugese journalist Nuno commenting.

“Salvo can do what he wants – like Lazio – this meeting from Dario was all about attention! He loves and needs the attention – shit manager – can’t even get Vinicius Junior playing properly!”

An agreement was allegedly reached that if Salvo fails to make the play offs as a minimum then Dario may ask Dortmund for a clause in his contract which means he can go back and “save” Levante – The top 100 admin authorities remain tight lipped however and have denied that should Salvo fail then a rescue team of Glen and Gav will be sent in to sell of all assets and invest in over 30s to ensure the glory days and promotions return to the mismanaged side.