Espanyols youth cup game has been left in chaos today after the team bus was attacked on route by a barrage of “Frey Bentos” pies.
The coach stopped at the services but when the players returned to it after their breakfast, the windows had been put through.
Youth team captain Broja said….
“its been crazy, the police have been looking for the culprits, but have found a few clues. These seem to be not the brightest criminals with one of them leaving what appears to be their tactics on one of the seats, its certainly narrowed it down”
Kalimuendo added
“We saw them spin away in the getaway vehicle, there was two guys with greasy mops. It had a “jim il fix for you” badge hanging from the internal mirror, and a Rolf Harris bumper sticker, i’m not an expert, but it suggest there is some fixation with kids about these two.”
A club statement put out this morning states.
“We are sad to report we have been ambushed on our way back from our training camp in Portugal, this has put our match at risk tonight with Ajax, in which we are pulling out all the stops to get the game on. We have put out a detailed photofit of the two clowns responsible and applaud anyone with any further information on these two to come forward and pass this on to the TOP100 admin mafia”
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