2017
Season 4 - Match Day 35 Preview
FENERBAHCE REVIEW
This season will be one to forget for Bruin, as he was, at the very least expected to finish in the play-off places by his own targets set at the start of the season… Instead he and the fannybashers have had their own fanny’s bashed on several separate occasions, resulting in battling relegation for the second half of the season. Some fans were asking the question why he was even still at the club one month ago, with protests outside the ground every week, but that fell on deaf ears and it soon tailed off.
As one door opens another closes, and that door shut behind a number of players, locking them out the team then eventually out the door for good due to poor performances. Brun was sad to see these players go but knew that for his own job security it had to happen.
A new Fenerbahce was born, brining in new players hoping that would turn Fenerbahce’s fortunes around. Nobody knows what has been put in the water at the Can Bartu Training Facilities but it seems to be working because the Istanbul based outfit’s record as is follow’s: DWLDWD.
Bruin was interviewed by FaNnYbAsHeR MuFfSrEdRaW T.V last night and was asked how he now feels since slowly steadying the ship at The Yellow Canaries. “Its a massive relief for me and it feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. May I point out please, I take full responsibility for our form in bad times as I’m the manager, and I’m not scared to admit that I made a mistake when our form was bad. The mistake I made was me not looking in the transfer market quicker than I did. The reason for that I think was due to being scared of failing to bring in the right players and bringing down the teams average rating for nothing. Anyway, its all worked out well so far, but a lot can change in a short amount of time in football, but hopefully we can stay up which is looking more and more likely every game. Its funny how our target was the play-off positions but now its staying up. Anyway thats now our target for next season.
Season 4 - Match Day 34 Preview
T100 D5 - Latest Betting from ruts365
After week 36 (Thursday 2nd March) - 2 matches to play
D5 Title
Evs - Santos, Dynamo Moscow
6/4 - Celta Vigo
7/4 - Celtic
Promotion to D4 (3 x auto, 1 x playoffs)
1/2 - Santos, Dynamo Moscow
4/5 - Celta Vigo
4/6 - Celtic
4/7 - Torino
Evs - Hertha Berlin, Malaga
5/4 - Rubin
6/4 - Levante, Brugge
4/1 - Independiente
10/1 - Espanyol
You're FIRED.
On Saturday morning 28th of January, the Fenerbahce manager issued an ultimatum to his players “if you don’t pull your weight you are out the door”. That seemed to do the job as they beat A.S Roma 1-0 on Sunday. After their next result it seemed the players didn’t think that Bruin would go ahead and keep his word about the ultimatum, because when Thursday night arrived, GAME NIGHT, playing Newcastle who were bottom of the league, the result was embarrassing to say the least (no disrespect to Norman) and they were beaten 4-1 at home.
Now as we sit on the 5th of February, just a week after Bruin issued his ultimatum, no less than 7 players have been shown the door. These include, Gonul, Arana, Perrin, Schennikov, Bernard, Coqulin and Praet.
With 7 players leaving, the Fenerbahce fans were nervous to say the least as they were all wondering who would be coming in. Bruin was surely going to bring players in, was he? Soon after Bruin appeased fans and issued a statement saying that “the chairman and I have been working tirelessly day and night to bring the right players in to do the job, players that actually want to play for the shirt and wear it with pride and therefore I can confirm that we have agreed deals for the following players… Ricardo Van Rhijn from Shakhtar, Oscar Duarte from Sunderland, Romain Thomas from Stoke. Bastian Oczipka from Sunderland and our most exciting one for our fans, Erik Lamela from Southampton.
We wish all our new players the very best of luck.
Bruin
Augsburg Announce Ivan Anić as the New Manager
Following the resign of Sherief Razzaque as Augsburg manager, the new man Ivan Anić was quickly appointed afterwards, with president Klaus Hofmann hoping that his new solution can finally prove fruitful for the club.
"I'm sure that Ivan Anić can deliver. The club's current state may be in disarray right now, and I understand that we are welcoming the new manager in slightly poor fashion, but we discussed about it and he is looking forward to the challenge ahead of him. We can't attract superstars and such high profile players, and it's exactly why we decided about expanding our youth network. Mr. Anić has said that he doesn't mind at all and that he is happy to work with younger players, and give them chance to prove themselves under his reign."
Ivan Anić responds to questions from the media about the club, players and the next season
"What are we looking to achieve from the remaining of this season? I'm hoping for the best. Sure I'd like us to win every match from now till the end, but that's nearly impossible. What I'm hoping for, is that we can salvage the situation right now, and move from 19th to somewhere around the 10th place. Play-offs are too far away, but we'll see. It all depends whether the players will cope with me and give their all in each and every match that is out there for us."
Youth Cup Update Ahead of Matchday 10
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| Group Tables Prior to Matchday 10 |
Mini Round Up:
Group A: Chelsea have as good as won the group with Anderletcht and Villarreal joining them in the knock outs - but one of them will have to settle for an away tie in round 2 so all to play for on matchday 10.
Group B: A.Madrid have won the group and will be at home in Round 3. Sassuolo and Liverpool will join them with the Italians overwhelming favourites with the bookies as they dont play A.Madrid in the final group game.
Group C: Group won outright by Valencia and Napoli will finish second - both sides though have interesting final day showdowns with Genoa and Arsenal with Genoa currently two points ahead of Arsenal but Genoa without doubt have the more difficult final day fixture.
Group D: This group has changed massively due to managers forgetting to change their teams and forfeting points meaning that Barcelona have won the group outright, but 2nd and 3rd spot are between Sporting, Athletic Club and Celta Vigo with the final game day seeing Celta travel to Athletic Club and Sporting facing already eliminated Club Brugge.
Group E: AC Milan now find themselves in 3rd after dropping points in narrow defeats. Hamburg lead the way, with Flamengo 2nd. For Milan to get any sort of home advantage in the knock outs they need one of the others to drop points which could happen if Inter do them a favour tomorrow night.
Group F: Dortmund are finally clear and have won the group. Levante and Wolfsburg will join them but who will finish 2nd will be decided tomorrow night with both sides having tough matches.
Group H: Real Madrid have won the group, West Ham are currently 2nd and will progress but face Real Madrid in their next match. PSV should be the other side to go through but Roma and Malaga still have outside chance if PSV lose.
Group G: Juventus have turned it around massively to lead the group ahead of defending champions Bayer Leverkusen with Feyenoord going to finish third.
IF I dont get chance to do a "live draw" ON SUNDAY which technologically and timewise is proving difficult in my household/life at the moment the draw will be as follows.
Round 2 - 28th January 2016
2nd in Group A v 3rd in Group B (match 1)
2nd in Group B v 3rd in Group C (match 2)
2nd in Group C v 3rd in Group D (match 3)
2nd in Group D v 3rd in Group E (match 4)
2nd in Group E v 3rd in Group F (match 5)
2nd in Group F v 3rd in Group G (match 6)
2nd in Group G v 3rd in Group H (match 7)
2nd in Group H v 3rd in Group A (match 8)
Round 3 - 4th February 2016
1st Group A v Winner Match 5
1st Group B v Winner Match 6
1st Group C v Winner Match 7
1st Group D v Winner Match 8
1st Group E v Winner Match 1
1st Group F v Winner Match 2
1st Group G v Winner Match 3
1st Group H v Winner Match 4
Inauguration Day
Following a week of sensational results, a 4 – 1 win against top of the league Santos, a 4 – 0 World Club Cup victory over Crystal Palace, and then last night’s 3 – 1 win over Torino, which saw the Spanish side move into the play off zone, manager Tom Parfitt, with the backing of the club’s board and president, has issued the following statement.
“Friends, Spaniards, Countryman, lend me your ears. Huddo, DP, Beddows, Hirst, Paulo Maldini, Silvio Berlusconi, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, Machiavelli, Donatello, Splinter, April O’Neill, Pavarotti, your boys took one hell of a beating.
This season we’ve played Torino twice, won one and drawn one. We’ve played Juventus twice, won one and drawn one.
We’ve had other incredible results. We’ve beaten other teams from higher divisions, Crystal Palace and Lyon for example. The youth’s are smashing everybody in their competition.
Obviously though, this all comes down to one thing. Me. I have made some absolute masterstrokes in the transfer market this season. Bringing in Nilmar and Fernandez from Olympiacos was nothing short of genius. They got the job done in Greece last season, and they are doing it again now. I also got shot of Gerrard. I mean that right there is the most incredible piece of transfer dealing in the history of the beautiful game. We get shot, and five minutes later the boy has retired.
It’s not just that though. I made a few tactical adjustments, had a word in a few ears, and got players fulfilling their potential a bit more. Leandro Damiao couldn’t hot a cows arse with a banjo last season, this season he could hit on Scarlett Johanson and get a result. He’s been more deadly than kung fu.
Big Seb Prodl at the back. He came in at the back end of last season, but he got injured early doors after his arrival and barely kicked a ball until pre season. He’s been an absolute Colossus at the back. Honestly, he’s been bigger for us than Ron Jeremy pork sword.
Ivan Ramis. The fans love him. He’s Spanish, he’s the captain, he’s an inspiration to all of them in the crowd. If Ramis can play for the greatest club on this giant football we call Earth, then they can do. He’s mega.
All of this building my players up, buying the right ones, making the most amazing deals going, that’s why I’m being headhunted by clubs like Juventus, AC Milan and Genoa. I won’t be going though, I wouldn’t manage in Italy if my life depended on it. Don’t get me wrong, all three of those clubs have asked me this season, and all three have said to me that their current managers can be made to disappear if I was up for it. Not for me that though, I want to be able to trust the people at the club.
I’ve had Bayern Munich in touch, Barcelona, both Madrid sides, Dortmund, both Manchester clubs, Tottenham, Arsenal, you name them, I’ve had them calling. They have all been told the same though. Yes, I’ll manage at your club, but only when I bring Levante to town. We’ll be in div 1 fairly sharpish now, and if I was at any one of the other 99 clubs in the league, I’d be shitting myself knowing that.
As a direct result of the achievements this season, I will now only accept being referred to as “the most special one of all, the best there ever was, the best there is, the best there ever will be”.
I’ll be the first to admit that it’s a bit long, and doesn’t really roll off the tongue, but I think you’ll find it is fitting, and also factual.
I’m going for dinner with the king tonight, Felipe VI, and the queen, Letizia Ortiz Rocasolano. I’ve got her on the case, she’s going to knock us up a traditional Spanish dish of meat pit, mash and baked beans. While I’m there, the king is going to let me have a go on her because of the glory I’ve brought to the Country.
Lana is cool with it too. She says I deserve it, and she’ll let me have a go on her as soon as I get in.
With these achievements in mind, I want to close this official club statement by officially declaring this weekend, all next week, and the following weekend a public holiday.
I also want to let our Belgian friends know that due to the disappointment heaped upon their proud country by PMW and Davy, there will be a public holiday in Belgium too, whereby the two managers will be stripped, manacled, chained together and dragged through the streets by Ruts and Hewitt, who will be dressed as Cleopatra and Mark Anthony”
Hertha Berlin, The Season so far
Having failed to make the Division five play off’s in Season three, manager Mark Stewart set about planning for season four.
Stewart’s team planning involved risking the wrath of the fans, as the manager unveiled plans to let favourites Valentin Stocker and Balazs Dzsudzsak go.
Stewart called a fans and press meeting at the training ground to explain his decision stating that although Dzsudzsak had been a fantastic servant to the club time was not on his side, and a deal had been pre agreed to bring young Japanese attacking player Yoshinori Muto to the club in exchange.
The manager also unveiled plans to let Stocker go in exchange for Italian war horse Andrea Poli, He went on to explain that Poli would solve the right back problem and Muto although not at the level of Dzsudzsak would bring quality and potential to the side.
The only other major signings were Wes Morgan - who joined in exchange for Helder Costa and Luca Bergomi from Besiktas and Sergio Oliveira for £5.2m from Gil Vicente. Stewart was quick to point out that Oliveira was not expected to see much game time but he hoped that the Portuguese midfielder would improve and challenge for a place in the future.
The Season
Hopes were high at Olympiastadion after a decent pre season and Stewart publicly stating that the club would guarantee finish 10th or above. In true Berlin fashion they started just as they did in season three with two defeats.
Fortunately things turned around and Berlin managed to win their next four games setting a new club record. Things then went sour for the Germans as they started dropping points regularly. By match day 19 the club had dropped to eleventh in the table.
Desperate to change things Stewart moved in the transfer market to bring in Willy Caballero from RCD Espanyol for £4m. Since bringing in the Argentine stopper things have improved, Berlin recorded a good 0-0 draw away to promotion chasing Independiente, then followed that up with wins against Brugge and West Brom, and most recently an away draw to fellow play off hopeful’s Cologne.
With fifteen games to play the fans still have faith in the manager and will go all out to try and make the play off spots.
The Players
Stewart said about the players “overall I have been pretty happy with the squad and have compiled an update about our key performers which is listed below.
Wissam Ben Yedder - hasn’t yet repeated his form of last season but seven goals and three assists to date isn’t a bad return, and I have full confidence in the lad firing regularly before the end of the season. In real life Ben Yedder has been scintillating for Seville where he has scored 15 times in 20 games (cups included) after seeing the recent reviews I was disappointed he only got a plus one rise to 89, but I’m sure that 90 rating isn’t to far away”.
Luis Muriel - The mercurial Colombian has carried on improving on from last season and has seven goals and four man of the match awards, He offers us versatility being able to play attacking midfield or up front. I’m mystified as to why there was no ratings rise as he has been very good in real life amidst being the subject of much transfer speculation, hopefully he will rise to 89 at the end of the season.
John Terry - the club captain has continued to improve after a below average start to his career in Berlin and has really settled in well alongside Wes Morgan, His three team of the week awards have shown his value and he has said he will battle to the end to help get Berlin up.
Florian Thauvin - the flying French winger continues to wow the fans and has weighed in with four goals, seven assists and two man of the match awards already this season, He is the creative spark in the engine and is indispensible to the team at present. In real life he has been in fantastic form back in Marseille and if he can keep it up a ratings rise and call up to the French national side may well be a possibility.
Vladimir Darida - The lad disappointed overall in season three and halfway into season four he hadn’t lived up to expectations. I called a meeting with him and to instill confidence informed him I was making him set piece taker. That was seven games ago and in that period the Czech dynamo has scored four times, assisted once and made the team of the week. Like John Terry, Darida is respected and valued by his peers and now his confidence is back he will be key in driving the team on which I’m sure he will do.
Walter Gargano - the midfield powerhouse has carried on his good form from the end of last season and he is having the best season of his career statistically. The Uruguayan has so far weighed in with four goals, five assists, three man of the match and four team of the week awards. He adds steel in the centre of the park and has a bullet shot when he gets the chance to go forward, I hope he will stay with us until the end of his career, as an exemplary professional he sets a great example to the younger players.
Looking Forward
With fringe players like Sergio Oliveira, Scott Hogan and Charlie Taylor all looking to have great careers ahead of them the foundations have been laid. Obviously promotion is the clubs aim but the division is very tough this year with everyone capable of beating everyone. I dont envisage any transfer activity between now and the end of the season, and as usual I will review the squad then and make the necessary changes. I have taken the club to my heart since being appointed and as long as I’m able to I’ll continue putting in the hours and striving to get the club up the divisions and make the fans proud.

