Dynamo-rons to Make America Grate

Vladimir Putin officially severed all ties with Dynamo Moscow today, in the wake of the team’s spectacular collapse last season.



“Mother Russia is about winning. Razzaque is about whining. I was going to arrange a little accident for him but a good friend offered a better solution. I am officially signing an executive order selling Dynamo Moscow to an overseas buyer.”


And with that proclamation, they sealed the deal, even if the buyer appeared to misjudge Russian kissing protocol.





5 minutes later, on Amazon.




The Donald's first act as owner will be to review his new club's season and determine Razzaque's fate.

Big SM Brother Is Watching You

As we are all probably aware our digital fingerprints and footsteps are tracked wherever we go across the internet and our activity monitored, similarly we must know that SM tracks our activity within the site.

A glitch in the “SM Matrix” after my last 2 transfer deals has revealed some of that information and how it is compiled, unfortunately it doesn’t reveal how it is used, which would be very interesting.

For those of you who swallowed the red pill here is the latest glitch.





Player bid on
playerVal_factor=0 transferListedPrice=0
if( topPlayer(1) || playerpotential(91)>90 || playerpotentialdiff(0) > 10) 
bot factor player: 0 
top player: bot factor player = 0.8 
AI Value Player at 27079456.8 
Player Offer 1
top potential player: 0.5 
bots club balance: 121482816 
AI Value offer at 21950753 - (£10000000 + 11950753 + 0)
— (1/1) Did a player search within the last 2 weeks: 2016-05-27 
— (1/1) Checked league table within the last 2 weeks: 2016-05-27 
— (4/4) Set matchday tactics within the last 1 week: 2016-05-27 
— (4/4) Viewed match results within the last 1 week: 2016-05-27 
— (1/1) Wrote a news feed comment within the last 2 weeks: 2016-05-22 
— (2/2) Added a player to their shortlist within the last 1 week: 2016-05-27 
— (2/2) Made a player transfer/loan bid within the last 1 week: 2016-05-27 
— (1/1) Did a player search within the last 2 weeks: 2016-05-23 
— (1/1) Checked league table within the last 2 weeks: 2016-05-27 
— (4/4) Set matchday tactics within the last 1 week: 2016-05-25 
— (4/4) Viewed match results within the last 1 week: 2016-05-27 
— (1/1) Wrote a news feed comment within the last 2 weeks: 2016-05-27 
*** (0/2) Not added a player to their shortlist within the last 2 weeks: 2016-05-09 
— (2/2) Made a player transfer/loan bid within the last 1 week: 2016-05-26 
— (2/2) Got a profile picture: 4148078_1450790252.jpg 
— (1/1) Set Dob: 1901-11-01 
— (1/1) Set real life team: 1619 
— (1/1) Got a rep over 45: 282 
— (3/3) Got a rep over 100: 282 
— (1/1) ccConfirmed email: Y 
— (2/2) Got at least 1 friend: 61 
— (2/2) Got more than 2 friends: 61 
— (1/1) Got more than 10 friends: 61 
— (1/1) Got more than one club: 9 

Overall Profile Score: 15 / 15 

— (2/2) Got a profile picture: 5503497_1352019147.JPG 
— (1/1) Set Dob: 1964-05-18 
— (1/1) Set real life team: 36 
— (1/1) Got a rep over 45: 244 
— (3/3) Got a rep over 100: 244 
— (1/1) ccConfirmed email: Y 
— (2/2) Got at least 1 friend: 28 
— (2/2) Got more than 2 friends: 28 
— (1/1) Got more than 10 friends: 28 
— (1/1) Got more than one club: 9 

Overall Profile Score: 15 / 15 

— (5/5) Bought something from the shop: 2 
*** (0/5) Never submitted a datapack 
*** (0/5) Is not a translator 

Account Actions Score: 5 / 15 

— (5/5) Bought something from the shop: 3 
*** (0/5) Never submitted a datapack 
*** (0/5) Is not a translator 

Account Actions Score: 5 / 15 

Average points: 2.0828435488385
Managed 20+ games 40 times
Average points (20+ games): 2.1017362168748
Active (30+ games): 5

Manager History Score: 15 / 15 

Average points: 2.4220579174368
Managed 20+ games 26 times
Average points (20+ games): 2.4210309278351
Active (30+ games): 6

Manager History Score: 15 / 15 


Fenerbahce Season Review (Part two)



Not that i'm counting but that’s me went two games in a row without losing! Happy days. Things are looking up… Well, until the next game as we were playing Real Madrid.
With Real Madrid, nobody was expecting a win, but we were optimistic after our two previous results and were optimistic about maybe sneaking a draw. In the end we put up a good fight but got beat 2-1. In all truth we deserved nothing, never mind a goal.

In the next two games we had two Italian teams to deal with and deal with them we did NOT. We had to play Lazio and Inter Milan Respectfully. The Lazio game could have went either way as you will see by looking at the stats below. Unfortunately we got beat 1-0.
 
Playing Inter Milan we edged possession & Shots, but just could not find the back of the net, or the target for that matter as we only managed two shots on target. I feel we should have won the game, but it was the same story as the Lazio Game pretty much; possibly played better but got beat 1-0.
Brown had enough of the SHITE performances from the majority of his players and it was not hard to see as he was an angry man. The club told brown, Fenerbahce were going to back him all the way as they were sick of player power. According to a close club source he completely lost the plot on the 20th of April and wrote on the dressing room white board who was leaving whilst the players were in the room. First names on the board were as follows; Souza, Kane, Stoch, Fry, Martinez, Babic, Poulson, Potuk, Callejon, Allen, Ntep, Alvez, Maupay & Oshiman. Brown said “all you di*k heads are leaving. Now get the fu*k out this room”… Not 1 comment was made from the players as they all knew their performance were far from good enough. Following on from the player departures we had to fill the gaps with players who wanted to play for the shirt and be a FANNYBASHER. We started bringing in new faces until we got to where we are now with players such as; Taison, Honda, Cerci, Perrin, Ribery, Bernard, Chedjou, Elias, De Jong, Palacio, Yilmaz & Angel. Rumours are there will be more additions to the squad. 

With the new players coming in, they needed to hit the ground running and they did just that as we went on a 5 match unbeaten run As you will see in more detail below.

Our first game since a couple our new signings arrived, we were playing Man U. I think we got a bit lucky to get anything out of the match, as we were outplayed from start. But we held our own and the game finished 1-1

Our next game we then played Liverpool. Gino’s men had more possession but apart from that it was a fair result and ended 1-1.
Our next game was against struggling Lyon, who are relegated into Division two now. We were confident and cautious, but we won 3-1 and fully deserved the win.
Next was Atletico Madrid and we actually won 2-0, which we all thought was a brilliant result due to the strength of Atleti’s squad. The game could have went either way but Cerci came back to haunt his former club and new signing, Honda was also on the score sheet.


Prince of Persia SPeaks

Besiktas manager speaks ahead of new season 



Its been less than a week since prince of Persia agreed terms to manage beskitas. And it seems the manager hasn't taken very long to overhaul the squad which finished a respectable 11th last season.A massive 11 players have been brought into the club.with experience being the criteria by the looks of the managers signings already with the likes of jonas and and David villa being just some of the new players besiktas have signed. The prince of Persia recently spoke to the media at the training ground and was asked about is plans for besiktas. 



Q.WHY HAVE YOU BOUGHT SO MANY PLAYERS FOR A TEAM WHICH WAS COMFORTABLE IN THE LEAGUE LAST SEASON.

P. as any manager will tell you we all like different players and its no different with me. i felt the players i had at my disposal from the previous regime wouldn't fit into the way i wanted to play this season. Therefore i needed a overhaul of the squad in the hope this will push the team into play off contenders.


Q WILL THIS BE IT FOR SIGNINGS OR ARE THERE PLANS TO SIGN MORE.

P. yes they will be more signings. but i cant say how many will be signed but i can say my hope is to sign 3 or 4 more players before the start of the season.


Q.WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE RIVALRY NEXT SEASON WITH GALATASARAY.


P.well kun al as gone in there and done more signings than i ever did. but i'm now besiktas manager and i don't plan on letting galatasaray be the number 1 Turkish team.This is part of my personal target to make sure we are the number 1 team and ill make sure all my new signings are aware of the rivalry.I have 2 targets as a club and that's to get promoted and make sure we finish above the enemy. 


behind closed doors after the interview the prince of Persia dismissed galatasaray as a threat saying there a one man team. 




SC INTERNACIONAL Season 2 Review

              
Welcome to the SC Internacional End of Season Review of Season 2 in Top100. A short run down of how the Brazilian outfit got to where they are now - newly promoted back to Division 3 after a 3rd place finish.




Manager Robérto Downinho was appointed midway through season 1 with Inter languishing at the bottom of Division 3, but despite a full makeover on the team they failed to survive, including the sale of such veterans as Joan Roman Riquelme and Lisandro Lopez, and the arrivals of Odion Ighalo and Duarte Bernard.

Downinho however saw positive signs as his new team clawed back points during his first half season, but ultimately it was not enough and the club were relegated. Nevertheless the Chairman was pleased to offer Downinho another year to prove himself, who decided to keep faith in his assembly for season 2 in Division 4, knowing that players like Ighalo and Bernard could spearhead the attack and hopefully prove a threat in Division 4.

One of the problems however lay in depth, one good striker would simply not do. Downinho made the shrewd purchase of Congolese striker Cedric Bakambu from Hellas Verona for £10m. What was considered to be a relatively ‘safe’ buy at the time seems to be turning out to be a fantastic one given the player’s great form for Inter in Top 100 and for Villareal in real life (sorry to combine both realities). The striker was signed to be a strike partner for Ighalo and instantly made Inter’s attack more dangerous.

                (Bakambu - major signing)

Another key addition at the beginning of the season was central midfielder Mirko Valdifiori for £5m + Nielton from external. Strengthening the backbone of the team was important to the Chairman and Downinho found the experienced Italian to fill the gap in the hope to create a more efficient midfield.
        (Valdifiori - a leader in the midfield)

THE SEASON…
On with the football and Internacional were touted as relegation candidates by pre-season bookmakers. But they started the season brightly in the league with a few mixed results followed by a 4 game winning streak, with new signing Bakambu getting on the scoresheet a few times, and Bernard providing most of the assists from the wing. Early form seemed to become less consistant as Cup and Shield matches added to the schedule caused patchy performances.

Inter were knocked out of the Top100 Cup by their close league rivals Genoa, losing 2-0.
The Shield run however was slightly more successful, with Inter keen to attempt to make it their tournament after Downinho took the team to the final in the first season, only to lose to Real Madrid. This time Inter cruised past Cruzeiro and Sampdoria only to run into giants Bayern Munich in round 4. They gave their all but were inevitably knocked out, giving Downinho and his boys sole concentration on the league from then on.
Then came an impressive 8 game unbeaten streak to propel Internacional towards the top 3 amongst the likes of Genoa, Malaga, Atalanta and Southampton (to name a few), who remained strong challengers for promotion throughout. Inter even flirted with 1st place for a few rounds, but couldn’t capitalise as form began to drop again, causing Downinho to try new formations and player rotation. Still, Inter were there or there abouts in the chase for playoffs/promotion, a feat that seemed too good to be true at the start of the season. The attacking trio were of Ighalo, Bakambu and Bernard were clocking up the goals with other chipping in along the way.
As the season drew in on the last 10 games with Inter still looking well placed for the playoffs despite being such a close league, with 10 or more teams all looking like they could challenge for it. Inter’s form picked up again, setting a new club record with a run of 9 games unbeaten.
Despite being such an important stage of the season, a business opportunity arose as interest in winger Duarte Bernard grew due to his sparkling form, with 8 goals and 15 assists for the season. With 3 games to go, the clubs’s chairman accepted an offer from Fenerbahce  for Bernard of 10m plus Paul-Georges Ntep and Bruno Alves.
(Star man Duarte, the offer too good to refuse)

Ntep, 23 year French winger, was seen as a great propect who would immediately fit in as Bernard’s replacement.
   (Ntep with an immediate impact)

Alves, we all know is a hugely experienced centre back who is still a good player, will further strengthen the defence and backbone of the team.
        (Alves, a great big brute of a CB)

Ntep scored and received man of the match on his debut with 3 games to go. A following draw in the penultimate game set up a grand finale against league leaders Southampton, who led 2nd placed Inter by a point, with Genoa and Malaga both close behind and gunning for automatic promotion. The winner of this game would be crowned Division 4 champions. Inter needed a bit of luck if not from their own game, then from the games of their close rivals.
But it was Mike Scalotti’s Southampton who easily beat Internacional on the final night 2-0, with Greg Billington’s Malaga being the unlucky team to drop points to secure Internacional a 3rd place finish for automatic promotion to Division 3! A huge achievement for Inter given the quality of teams in the Division, and their predicted mediocrity by the bookies.
Frank Hirst’s Genoa achieved 2nd place to go up. And just in… Udinese win the Division 4 playoffs to join the trio in promotion.

Here’s how our best performers did this season:
Bernard 8 goals 15 assists
Bakambu 9 goals 5 assists
Ighalo 10 goals 9 assists
Didavi 7 goals 2 assists

THE FUTURE?
And here are Downinho’s players to watch, who could play a starring role in the club’s future:    

Paul-Georges Ntep - 88 - age 23, a star player from Rennes and highly coveted amongst bigger clubs.      

Becker Alisson - 87 - age 23 - now undisputed number 1 for the Brazil National team and a move to Roma all but done.
     (Alisson, could one of the best GKs)

Cedric Bakambu - 87 - age 25 - a goal machine for Villarreal all season and is sure to get better. Clubs in Top100 are swarming for his signature, some even desperately making persistent enquiries for the club to sell. But Downinho insists he’s going nowhere, he’s tied to a contract to a club where he’s first choice. What more could he want? …

Odion Ighalo - a good season at Watford in the EPL, 16 goals.
(Ighalo, Downinho’s first great signing)

Gonzalo Escalante - 83 - age 23 - an ever present in the Eibar starting lineup in La Liga this season, gaining a great amount of experience.
(Escalante, almost unknown but one to watch)

Willi Orban - 83 - age 23 - a key figure at the monumental uprising of Germany’s RB Leipzig, gaining promotion to the Bundesliga. An important season ahead, could emerge as one of the Bundesliga’s consistant centre backs.

(Orban, next season could be the making of him)

Oliveira Andrigo - 75 - age 21 -just signed from Chievo, a great addition to the Inter youth team. Now a starter for Internacional in real life, will only get better.
          (Andrigo, star in the making?)

Daniel Didavi - 87 - age 26 - has moved from relegated Stuttgart to Wolfsburg after an impressive season.
(Didavi, Stuttgart’s best by far, great season)

WHAT NEXT?
So what now for Internacional? Well with a huge reward of £20m gaining promotion, plus £10m received from Fenerbahce from the Bernard deal, and ultimately the sale of veteran defender and captain Humberto Rever, Inter have never been in a better position financially. The plan is to invest in the future by building a youth team, and also trying to strengthen the existing lineup to allow for the best chance of survival next season in Division 3. It’ll be tough, and Downinho will still bear the scars from last season’s relegation, but it’s a full season ahead with a capable team who have potential to improve themselves. The whole Internacional family, from the board of directors to the coaching staff are immensely proud of these players' achievement and will be supporting them all the way!

THANK YOU FOR READING!


FENERBAHCE SEASON REVIEW (Part 1)


Italy Head for World Cup Glory and Italian Awards

After 3 open top bus parades, a few Mcdonalds in Piazza del Duomo Beddows has finally found some time to talk to the press about life in Milan particularly focusing on three things


Clough
Italian Team Awards
World Cup



On Clough:

In his pre-World Cup press conference the elite Italian manager, Stephen Beddows, has admitted that he has some sympathy with fellow Milan based manager Mr Clough.


“Mr Clough has been victimised due to his past misdemeanours, everyone knows his criminal record is longer than Adam Johnson’s, Joey Barton’s and Ched Evan’s put together, therefore you’d expect everyone to be suspicious and check on his squad size every time they see an Inter transfer go through, but I do have genuine sympathy for him."


Beddows continued to compare Clough’s former club of Sunderland as the bigger side and that Inter’s relegation went to prove that Clough was only good enough for BIG clubs and that he fully expects Clough to either succeed his brother Roy at Real Madrid in Season 4 or join Roy’s back room staff.


It is highly unfortunate as well that Mr Clough and Inter are now banned from the Youth Cup in Season 3 therefore ensuring that the two Milan sides cannot be drawn against one another in next Monday’s draw.


On The Awards:


Milan were belated awarded the prestigious award of “Most Entertaining Team” at last nights glitzy award ceremony for Italian football clubs. Beddows dismissed the fact that some of the other Italian teams refused to turn up as coincidence and denied that they only won the award due to the only other present managers being Brian Clough himself, Doug Earle (Obviously) and Marco De Angelis who presented the award to Beddows.


Milan’s credentials in this field were head and shoulders above the rest, “Scoring 52 goals, 7th highest scorer in the league and still getting relegated, that was pure entertainment. We play football to please ourselves and to please our fans…"


Beddows didn’t comment on the number of goals conceded but made mention of the growing anti-Milan feeling within the game world and announced that his side feared no one: especially the likes of Gordon, a man so out of touch that he makes the Queen look young or Broon, a Scotsman who has spent 6 months in Turkey now and still can’t speak a single bloody word apart from ordering a drink…


He also bemoaned and criticised Frank for organising the Milan fixtures to follow on from Juventus in Season 2. If Juventus played them on the Thursday, we played them on the Sunday, which would be enough to motivate any side…if you face the dull boring football of Juventus where you do nothing as he keeps the ball for 90 minutes passing sideways and backwards you will always be fresh for the next match! Horrendous planning by the fixture compilers, a sentiment echoed by Top impartial Italian journalist Gino Kinnearo.


Marco was proud as punch to award Mario Balotelli the “AC Milan Player of the Year Award” whilst the “Young Player of the Year” went to recently called up Italian star, Marco Benassi.


Beddows laughed out loud when it came to the “other” awards of the evening which were awarded as follows.


“Most Boring Side to Watch” Juventus and DP
“Dirtiest Side” Fiorentina and Mister Malcolm
“Funniest Fall from Grace” Inter and Clough
“Greatest Achievement” Udinese and Attila


Beddows post awards had this to say in particular on Malcom… “Malcolm pretty boy dinosaur, about as charming as a feather duster, and a management who imparts tactics that belong more at the Battle of the Somme than in SM… 13 red cards and 56 yellow cards in 38 league games, two players having 3 red cards a piece. He plays to injure players not win football matches. Don’t be fooled by his mock-up Italian awards… disgraceful."


On The World Cup:


Beddows has been criticised in some quarters for failing to pick certain people for his World Cup squad but as even the animated Englishman in his best Italian justified his decisions.


Donnarumma’s omission: “I had provisionally picked Donnarumma to come to the World Cup but when I learnt that Roy Keane had changed his D1POTY selection from Balotelli to Ramos I immediately sent him home, kicked out of the training camp here at Lake Como."


Fiorentina Ban: “I will not have players of Mister Malcolm’s anywhere near my squad, for him to have the audacity to call Milan cheats when you see Fiorentina’s disciplinary record is more of a disgrace than when they found Ryan Giggs guilty of cheating on his missus…” Beddows also confirmed that whilst Malcolm remains in charge in Florence no Viola players would get near an Italian shirt unless they left the club.


Balotelli Captaincy: “On the pitch he wont wear the armband but I have made it clear to everyone that Mario will lift the World Cup when we win it. He is our Club Captain and leader on the pitch without the armband."


Paloschi Inclusion: “Ryan asked me if I would be including any Celta Vigo players and I said yes why not… and we have also brought Ryan along for the ride, he will be my assistant as I attempt to impose my superior knowledge on him to help Celta come back to Div 4”


Claims of Money for Genoa Players Inclusion: “Presently there are 4 Genoa players in the squad but we may amend that in favour of more Milan youngsters. Of course it is completely preposterous to think Frank demanded their inclusion… as if he would!"


Darmian Inclusion: “Everyone knows myself and David have not always seen eye to eye recently and his criticism of my circumstances has been nothing short of harsh. I have called Darmian up but will not hesitate to withdraw him from the side should David continue along this anti-Milan path that he has begun to tread.


Beddows then finished his chat with the media and said that anything less than semi-final for Italy would be considered failure.










Life on the ban!

Nearly a week has past since a transfer ban was imposed on Earle his Espanyol side. In just seven days Earle has already seen at least four transfer targets move elsewhere. With the likes of Emiliano Viviano, Rafael Galhardo, Gabriel Torje and Bakary Sako all now off the cards many have questioned how Earle will look to strengthen the squad. Despite this situation, Earle has remained confident that the squad will be improved once their ban is up.

Marco RUBÉN Photo
Marco Ruben
With the ban in place Earle has been working hard to arrange several deals for when transfers are available. Marko Vejinovic has had his future set for some time with a move to Sunderland planned. Azevedo Silvio and Duncan Watmore will both join the Spanish side in exchange. With Alvaro Arbeloa expected to leave, Azevedo Silvio could play a huge roll in the teams season. Another deal which has been planned is the exit of Leonardo Pavoletti. The Italian forward will join Hellas Verona in a deal which will see Christian Kabasele and Onyinye Ndidi join in exchange. 


Andraz Sporar will also join for an undisclosed cash sum. Although none of the three are expected to make an immediate impact all can offer good depth and provide future options for the Spaniards. With Pavoletti on his way out a replacement forward was needed. In response to this Earle turned his attention to Standard Liege and their Argentine forward Marco Ruben. The 29 year old will join Espanyol and is likely to partner up with veteran Claudio Pizarro. Standard Liege will recieve Muhammet Demir and Zinho Gano. This deal has several conditions which must remain stable up until the deal is complete.

Federico MANCUELLO Photo
Federico
Mancuello
Following these announcements some fans have draw attention to the fact that a strong central midfielder, left back and goalkeeper are needed. In response Earle has assured that a new midfielder will be signed. With initial plans to sign Pape Diop thwarted by Cruzeiro, Earle has turned his attention to a far more unlikely option. The identity has not yet been disclosed but Earle expects a few fans to be surprised by the potential signing. He has also said that if they miss out on the desired player he is sure that Lukas Rupp or Federico Mancuello will be able to step up. When questioned about the left back position Earle suggested that Ragnar Klavan may be the man to fill the spot. Silvio or possibly Arbeloa could also threaten for the number 3 shirt. Rodriguez Jony is an outside chance to hold the position while reports of another anonymous signing are afloat. Finally, Earle has shed light on what fans can expect in terms of the goalkeeping situation next season. He indicated that he has faith in the current number 1, Volkan Demirel, and has suggested the 34 year old will hold the spot. He has also suggested that he expects Eloy Room to push Demirel for the starting spot. However, Earle has hinted that a replacement is on the cards. With interest in Onur Kivrak and Remy Riou reported, both Demirel and Room will know that the post and pre seasons will be key to their futures.

Italian team of the year part 2.



Live from Andalo at the finish of tomorrow's Giro stage the final stage of the Italian team of the year.

Presented by stars of Italian cycling.

Mario Cipollini

 Andrea Tafi

 Francesco Moser

 The events took an interesting turn as Lazio turned up to the event despite not being invited. Feeling generous to a turn the other managers allowed the Lazio delegation into the luxury ski resort.

 

Jealous of Juventus and their new mascot Bendtner, the other 4 teams demanded an animal of equal status.
Jealous of Venice , Fiorentina asked for a Doge to be appointed their pet 
 Naples claimed they already had a huge Python seen below. 







 Genoa 

Confused by their own clubs name the Genoa cricket and football club asked for a bat to play cricket with 




and Lazio asked if we knew of any Cheetahs, but none were available .

The voting was split into votes from the jury of other Italian managers and a popular telephone vote

At the end of round 1.
Genoa has 12pts
Juventus  10pts
Fiorentina 8pts
Naples     7pts
Lazio      6pts

When Mario called the name of the winner, everyone was shocked by the result , in reverse order

Naples has finished 5th gaining 13pts total.
Juventus had finished 4th gaining 17pts total
Fiorentina 3rd on 18pts total
Genoa 2nd on 20 pts total
but Lazio had won with 13.2 Million votes.

On checking the voting totals however it was noted that a certain Italian manager had fallen asleep with his hand on the redial button while watching sultry Italian starlet Sabrina


His long suffering wife handed out the usual punishment





 Lazio were immediately disqualified and given BFH, bus fare home. This left Genoa as the much deserved Italian team of the year.
They win a Speedboat , while the runners up get the much coverted Bendy Bully , darts and tankard. 


 

Italian team of the year awards.

The 2nd Italian team of the year awards were announced earlier today live from the Ponte Vecchio in Florence.

 The event took place earlier than expected as the official Italian manager and team association had wind of a rival event to take place in Milan.


The event was split into the best team in each division as nominated by the independent manager and team association , sponsored by Bunga - Bunga inc and a final award for the team of the season.

Division 5

There are no Italian teams in this division at the moment.

So the award was given the Hellas Verona the Italian team closest to Division 5 this season.

 Division 4

3rd Place Udinese Calcio for doing exactly what they should.

2nd  Torino for doing a little better than expected.

1st Genoa for a well deserved promotion.

 

Division 3

No prize awarded due to the poor performance of both teams

Division 2

Napoli get the award narrowly over Roma

Division 1

Both Milan teams were disqualified due to their relegation and attempted vote rigging.

 

This left only Juventus and Fiorentina to battle out the award.

Juventus were granted the Division 1 award due to their superior peformance in the league.

Juventus were given a free Zebra by the local mayor for their great performance.


Then the nominees for Italian team of the year were announced.

They are Genoa,  Napoli,  Juventus and Fiorentina.


The winner will be announced tomorrow , during the rest day of the Giro d'Italia by former sprinter Mario Cippolini




Real Madrid are the World Club Champions !!!



Last Wednesday, Sergio Ramos lifted Top 100’s  biggest trophy of them all after beating Gursimran Bra’s Bayern Munich 2-1 over two legs.




In the group stages Madrid were drawn in the same group as Atletico Madrid, Villarreal CF and FC Porto. The first match saw Real Madrid play away to there local rivals Atletico Madrid.

Atletico Madrid 0 Real Madrid 5…

Goals from Lewandowski (2) Bale, Vidal and Eriksen saw Real batter Atletico in what was there best performance of the season. Well deserved three points, and off and running in this tough group.

Real Madrid 5 Villarreal CF 0…

Two more goals from Lewandowski and others from Bale, Neymar and Marcelo completed another top performance, as Villarreal CF were swept aside in another dominant display. Another three points, and six out of six.

Real Madrid 1 Atletico Madrid 1…

After the first game, The Doc was after revenge. And he nearly got it. An early goal from a Cerci penalty gave Atletico a halt time lead. Real Madrid players came back out at half time after a Roy Keane bollocking and Lewandowski equalised with ten minutes to go, to grab a point.

Villarreal Cf  3  Real Madrid 2…

Villarreal took the lead with a goal from Moreno after 7 minutes, only for Bale to equalize. But one minute later Sandro made it 2-1 to Villarreal. Triguerus the made it 3-1 before half time. After another Roy Keane ear bashing, Madrid pulled one back through Lewandowski. But it wasnt enough, Well deserved win for Villarreal.



Group Results and tables


Group A
Date Fixture Result
Weds 24th Feb A. Madrid v R. Madrid 0 - 5
Weds 2nd March Villareal v A. Madrid 0 - 1
Weds 9th March R. Madrid v Villareal 5 - 0
Weds 16th March R. Madrid v A. Madrid 1 - 1
Weds 23rd March A. Madrid v Villareal 0 - 1
Weds 30th March Villareal v R. Madrid 3 - 2

Group A Played Won Lost Drawn G/F G/A G/D Points
Real Madrid 4 2 1 1 13 4 9 7
Villareal 4 2 2 0 4 8 -4 6
Atletico Madrid 4 1 1 2 2 7 -5 4


 So Real Madrid were drawn against FC Porto in the next round.

Real Madrid 5  FC Porto 2...

Yet another goal feast saw Porto take an early lead through Silva, but 2 goals from Neymar before half time made the score 2-1. Lukaku made it 2-2 after the break, but goals from Lewandowski, Bale and Neymar sealed the win and take a good advantage into the second leg.



FC Porto  0  Real Madrid 3...

Two first half goals from Neymar and Lewandowski all but sealed the win, as Madrid continued to look for more goals, A 63rd minute goal from Koke finished off Porto and ran out comfortable winners 8-2 over two legs.

Real Madrid went through to the final and were up against Gareth Crisp and his Athletic Club.

Real Madrid 4  Athletic Club 1...

In the final first leg, Madrid went behind to a Bueno early goal. But goals from Hazard and Neymar made it 2-1 at half time. Madrid carried on in the second half, and had shot after shot at the Athletic goal. Late goals from Lewandowski and Captain Ramos made it 4-1, and a huge lead going into the second leg.

Athletic Club 0  Real Madrid  1...

The second leg was a very tight game, and only a Hazard goal could split the two teams. But the celebrations continued long into the night...

The Coppa Del Burro winners 








So onto the next stage...

Quarter Final
Wed 4th May (Fictional Extra time to decide draws)

(Match 1) Boca Juniors v Fenerbache
(Match 2) Napoli v Lokomotiv Moscow
(Match 3) Bayern Munich v Manchester United
(Match 4) Paris Saint Germain v Real Madrid

Paris Saint Germain  0  Real Madrid 4...

Roy Keane's side came up against a very strong Gary Naylor Paris team. two first half goals from Koke and Hazard gave Madrid a well deserved half time lead. Neynar and Marcelo completed the rout, as Madrid went through into the semi finals..

Semi Final
Wed 11th May

Real Madrid v Napoli
Bayern Munich v Fenerbache


Real Madrid 3  SSC Napoli 1 

Rob Ryan brought his Napoli side to Madrid in what was a very entertaining game. Madrid took the lead sanchez, only for Higuain to equalize before half time. Madrid were much stronger in the second half and a rare Godin goal made in 2-1 , and a last minute Sanchez goal took Madrid into the World Club Championship final.

Real Madrid were to meet Bayern Munich in the final to be played over two legs...

Real Madrid 0  Bayern Munich 1. First leg

In what was a very tight first leg, only a Christiano Ronaldo goal could split the two teams. A very angry Roy Keane promised better in the second leg.


Bayern Munich 0 Real Madrid 2.

As promised Roy Keane's Madrid side were much better and a Koke goal saw Madrid take a  1-0 lead at half time. Again the match was very close until up popped Neymar in the 55th minute to seal the victory as Madrid won 2-1 over the two legs. Roy Keane , the Madrid players and fans celebrated in Gursisman Brar's own back yard. 
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 So Real Madrid become the first World Club Champions in Top 100....


Breaking News from Malaga.

MALAGA FC PRESS CONFERENCE

22/05/16



Last nights Top 100 Division 4 play off semi final defeat to Udinese brings down the curtain on Malaga's erratic season, however the main talking point was the future of manager Greg Billington who looked a very subdued and disheveled figure last night in the home team dug out.



Chairman Sheikh Abdullah Al Thani kicked things off with the announcement that, after days of  media speculation linking Billington with vacant positions at other clubs or even the sack, he would however be staying at Malaga FC for the Top100 season 3 with the full support of the board.

The news was met with a mixture of cheers, hisses and laughter but the Chairman was quick to add that several key issues, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly as he put them, had been thrashed out and a new strategy was now in place that will see Billington take full control of team affairs, the youth set-up and the medical facilities with the full backing of the Chairman and support from the board.

In short:
The Good - Billington has done a sterling job in reducing the average age of the squad and at the same time significantly lowering the wage bill. Big earners like Kaka, Weligton, Boka and Dudu have all left the club since Billington took charge and younger, brighter talents have been earmarked to come into the first team for next season including one or two of the clubs youth players.

The Bad - Missing out on promotion after occupying the top 3 spots until the very last week of the season had angered the fans, some of them calling for Billington to be sacked. However Al Thani was quick to defend his manager by stating that he had in fact had very limited resources at his disposal including a very poor transfer budget, a rapidly ageing squad and he had also been very unlucky with injury's and bans to key personnel. 
Whilst pointing out that there are not massive amounts available for next season there would however be less pressure on the manager as he rebuilds the squad his way and tries to emulate, what in fact has been a fairly decent season on the whole with a semi final appearance in the Coppa Del Burro to add to the 4th placed league finish.

The Ugly - Succumbing to the mounting pressure and mind games and airing a rather embarrassing rant on Top100 TV. Al Thani stated that not only was this very unprofessional but it also reflected badly on the club as a whole and would not be tolerated again. Billington was quick to agree and stated that the new season will be a fresh start for everyone at the club and every effort will be made to push once again for promotion and a decent cup run.

The Future: 
Folowing on, Billington stated that missing out on promotion via goal difference, and just 1 single goal, had been the most disappointing aspect of the season but with the arrivals of Eren Derdiyok and Tomas Necid as the new Malaga CF strike force for next season he feels that scoring goals will not be an issue.

Unfortunately Malaga will be unable to compete in the transfer market with the big boys, however Billington has already managed to add a bit of quality to the midfield with the likes of Olcay Sahan and Vlad Ignatyev arriving in the last couple of weeks. Also joining the club in the past few days to add competition at the back, Swiss full back Francois Moubandje, South African Anele Mgcongca and the experienced Costel Pantilimon providing vital cover.
Billington finished the press conference by stating that with the full backing of the Chairman and with the fans on board he is pleased and excited to be staying at Malaga FC and really looking forward to season 3 in SM Top100.

"Viva Los Anchovies"

BELGIUM MANAGER AWARDS

BELGIUM FOOTBALL WRITERS AWARDS


A hugely entertaining evening took place this weekend at the exclusive ‘Manhole’ club in downtown Brussels as the top players and coaches from Belgium’s three Top 100 clubs gathered for the seasonal ‘Belgium football writers, manager of the season’ award for season 2. 




The award was presented to Anderlecht’s Prince Michael William.
PMW took over the reins of the club midway through the season as the club finally lost patience with manager IIPacKMasteRII following a 5-0 thumping by Independiente, their 7th straight defeat which left the club near the bottom of the table in 18th place.

The impact PMW made was immediate as they won their first game under his control, an impressive 3-1 victory over title hopefuls Stuttgart. 

In the 20 matches PMW presided over they lost just 4 times, setting new club records along the way and climbed the table to finish in 8thposition just missing out on a playoff spot by 5 points and finishing the season as the divisions most inform team.


MANAGERIAL CHANGES

This season has been a transitional one for all three clubs with new managers being appointed at each of the clubs at different points of the season.

Club Brugge KV where the first for a change of management, replacing last seasons award winner Gordon ‘Gino’ Kinnear following his departure to Liverpool with local coach Davy Vandendriessche.

It was a largely disappointing campaign for Brugge however. After the club reached last seasons playoffs, automatic promotion was the aim and hope of the fans but Vandendriessche failed to deliver finishing the season in a disappointing 11th place and never really putting a run together.

Then it was Anderlecht's turn, appointing PMW, acting quickly following his release from an Italian asylum where he had been taking a short break from football after his Dalglish style breakdown while in charge of Italian giants Inter.

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James Foster
Standard Liège where the last to make a managerial change this season, with 8 games to go and following a 2-0 home reversal to Celtic, their 4th defeat in a row, Frank Luca was told to ‘Luca’ for a new job ! In came the passionate and very confident James Foster.
He managed to turn their fortunes around in the final 8 games of the season losing just once with 4 draws and 3 wins, finishing the season in 12thplace.


And to conclude, a lot will be expected from the three teams in season 3 with all three expected to challenge for, at the very least, a playoff place, then we’ll be back here at the lavish ‘Manhole’ club once more to see who will win the Belgium football writers Manager of the year award for season 3 but for now it’s congratulations to Anderlecht and their manager Prince Michael William, the BFWMOY season 2





Value added explained for the mathematically challenged.

At the start of the season all clubs were rated according to the average of the main positions NOT cash value.

Then the predicted finishing position was calculated, with some minor human input to avoid skewing , i.e. a one of anomaly which affected the overall good / bad rating of a team ( this was only used in 3 or 4 teams )

So taking my own team Fiorentina were the 17th rated team. I finished 11th so I added 6 places in value.


AC Milan were 13th rated , they finished 18th so they get - 5.

Now I know that the highest rated team can never add any value or the lowest rated lose any. In addition it could well be better for a 6th place team to finish 2nd than a 19th rated team to finish 15th.

Not surprisingly the biggest variation came with lowest divisions.

Hope this helps


SM Top 100 TV (Episode 10)

Click Read More to see the latest episode of SM Top 100 TV as Beddows and his latest co host discuss Managerial Sackings, Youth Player of the Season and the FA Cup Final and Libraries

This co-host cost the earth to get on so lets listen carefully to what he has had to say.

www.youtube.com/watch


Value added D5

Division 5




Disaster for Dynamo Kiev and Flamengo , but Independiente and especially Feyenord had great seasons,sorry about D5 formatting, went a bit mad!

 

VA
Hetha Berlin 1 -3.00
Sao Paulo 16 -3.00
Stuttgart 13 0.00
Villlareal 5 4.00
Dynamo Kiev 18 -9.00
Olympiacos 4 -3.00
Flamengo 3 -8.00
Club Bruge 11 -3.00
Anderlecht 19 1.00
Feyenord 7 8.00
Santos 9 5.00
Dinamo Zagreb 15 -4.00
Celtic 8 6.00
Bremen 12 -5.00
Standard Liege 2 3.00
Rubin Kazan 14 3.00
Augsburg 6 -3.00
Partizan 10 1.00
Independiente 17 9.00
FC Twente 20 -2.00





Value added D4




Pre
Acc VA
Southamoton 1 1 0
West Ham 2 12 -10
Dynamo Moscow 3 10 -7
Genoa 4 2 2
Malaga 5 4 -1
Torino 6 5 1
Udinese 7 7 0
Montpellier 8 15 -7
Celta Vigo 9 18 -9
West Brom 10 19 -9
AZ 11 9 2
Dnipro 12 13 1
Atalanta 13 6 7
River Plate 14 11 3
Sc Internacional 15 3 12
Cologne 16 8 8
Espanyol 17 17 0
Chievo 18 14 4
Levante 19 20 1
Hellas Verona 20 16 4

Best performance in D4 was SC Internacional by a country mile,  credit must also goto Atalanta for a great 6th spot.

The big let downs West Broms and Ham and Celta Vigo


Value Added D3

Division 3 

 

Much bigger swings in D3. Some massive fails by Hamburg and Lille who should have been top half or even promotion candidates. Great performances by PSV, Bordeaux and Basel who must be a favourite for manager of the year.

 











VA

Pre Acc VA
Monaco 1 14 -13
Ajax 2 1 1
Shaktar 3 7 -4
Marseille 4 5 -1
Hamburg 5 17 -12
Lille 6 18 -12
Aston Villla 7 4 -3
CSKA 8 2 6
Swansea 9 9 0
Besitkas 10 11 -1
Sampdoria 11 20 -9
Leiscester 12 6 6
Sassuolo 13 19 -6
Stoke 14 12 2
Cruziero 15 13 2
Hoffenheim 16 16 0
Crystal Palace 17 15 2
Basel 18 3 15
PSV 19 8 11
Bordeaux 20 10 10



Value added D2

Division 2 

 

Galatasaray are the big losers, with Everton and Spartak defying the odds

 

  Pre Acc VA
Dortmund 1 1 0
PSG 2 4 -2
Napoli 3 2 1
Schalke 4 3 -1
Tottenham 5 10 -5
AS Roma 6 7 1
Wolfsburg 7 5 2
Zenit 8 13 -5
Galatasaray 9 19 -10
Borussia Moenchengladbach 10 11 -1
Newcastle 11 9 2
Everton 12 6 6
Sporting 13 16 -3
Spartak 14 8 6
Athletic Bilbao 15 20 -5
Lokomtiv Moscow 16 12 4
Sunderland 17 18 -1
Boca Juniors 18 15 3
Benfica 19 14 -5
St Etienne 20 17 3






















































































Top 100 Value added D1

Division 1

 

So the best 3 managers in D1 are Porto , Fenerbache and Fiorentina

The worse 3 AC Milan , Inter and Liverpool


Full Pos Value added
Barcelona 1 1 0
Bayern 2 2 0
Real Madrid 3 3 0
Atletico 4 9 5
Juventus 5 4 1
Chelsea 6 7 -1
Man Utd 7 6 -1
Arsenal 8 8 0
Man City 9 12 -3
Inter 10 17 -7
Lazio 11 14 -3
Porto 12 5 7
AC Milan 13 18 -5
Liverpool 14 16 -2
Leverkusen 15 15 0
Valencia 16 13 3
Fiorentina 17 11 6
Fenerbarche 18 10 8
Lyon 19 19 0
Sevilla 20 20 0