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Auba Arriva!
Juventus & English manager DP91 are delighted to announce that Juventus have agreed terms with Manchester City for the return of Pierre Emerick Aubamayang whom departed Juventus Stadium just over a season ago for Wolfsburg. The Gabonese forward has since spent a short period of time at Chelsea & Manchester City football clubs, struggling to find his feet & form that he showed during his time in Germany. 

The African forward released the following statement upon the announcement of an agreed deal. “I’m delighted to have the opportunity to return to Juventus & under the guidance of DP hope to settle some unfinished business from my stint at the club before. The prospect of linking the forward line with Antoine Griezmann was too much to say no to as well as the opportunity to once again link with the likes of Paulo Dybala & Paul Pogba.”

Despite the forwards record of 20 goals in 60 appearances from 3 different sides since departing Italy, DP believes the forward will make the difference for Juventus moving forward as they push to challenge the likes of Bayern Munich, Barcelona & Real Madrid & improve upon their consecutive 4th placed finishes in Division 1. “Pierre has incredible talent & blistering pace, a combination of attributes which should leave any opposing back lines not just worrying about their clean sheet bonus, but also fines on their weekly wages for shipping embarrassing quantities of goals. I’ve already stated prior that Antoine will play as the central striker next season moving forward from his AML position for the majority of Season 3 & you can guarantee that Auba will be there alongside him in what will be an impressive partnership.”

“We’ve had to pay a heavy price to bring Auba back but the lad has a great mentality to return & show the Juve fans that he’s the real deal. It’s disappointing to see Cornet leaving just as the lad finds his feet along with Lucas Vazquez whom has not been at the club long however informed me of his wishes to play more first team football which he hopes to find in Manchester. Michy has been incredible this season, bagging plenty of goals & settling quickly, I’m sure we may see him again in the future & wish him all the best for the future. Most of all in seeing Cuadrado leave we see our first choice right full back depart but are happy in the knowledge that in Sime & Elseid we have fantastic replacements that could well go on to surpass the levels of Juan.”

DP concluded the press release by stating that he didn’t believe this would be the last of the business conducted by Juventus in this off season period & told the fans to “sit tight”. 

Nicola Sansone, another new arrival at Juventus Stadium.

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