2015
WE HAVE A DREAM!



The Villans start off with a bang!
Brown appointed as Dortmund boss
| "Ye want knocked out?" |
| "I cant wait for these sprinklers!" |
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| "Oh yes, im hearing you" |
| When the beat drops... |
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| "I look well harder than Zaza. FACT" |
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| "Blow job, anyone?" |
| "Dont tell, but I just scored, He-He" |
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| "This, my friends is a yellow football boot" |
| "ooh, there is ma bitches" |
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| "This picture was right after I banged Wayne Bridges wife" |
| "What do you mean I look creepy?" |
IT STARTS TONIGHT
It’s brand new and it kicks off tonight. Season 1 of the all new Top 100 league will see 92 European sides plus 8 from South America do battle over 5 Divisions.The idea was reportedly going to be the top 100 European teams but the inclusion of 8 South American sides plus teams such as Stoke City and Crystal Palace made a mockery of the title. In fact a better title would have been ‘99 Football Teams and Leicester City.’ Now don’t get me wrong, I am in no way criticising the title of the set up and in fact, the real reason behind the Top 100 name, won’t be revealed later but Frank was obviously under pressure at work and had to think of a title quickly before his next tea break. The title evolved from the first idea which was Haircut 100, to whom he was listening to on his cassette recorder. It wasn’t even an original cassette but a concert he had taped from Radio 1 on a Tuesday night in 1980.
Anyway, enough of the small talk and on to the main topic of this article. Club Brugge were deemed to be no better than a Division 5 side. They are Belgian after all and what good has ever came out of Belgium aside waffles. They are often referred to as a boring country but recently in the football world they have risen in reputation and produced some great footballers such as Eden Hazard and Vincent Kompany as well as players like Benteke and Lukaku. By God, they have even given us decent keepers like Courtois and Mignolet. Their stock is rising and now Brugge have the chance to make their way through the divisions and enhance the Belgian reputation further. To do this they need a top class manager, someone with experience at getting clubs promoted. A manager that when other managers play against him, they immediately set out their stall to try and at least get a point. Unfortunately Brugge had to settle for Gordon ‘Gino’ Kinnear. A very generous manager who liked to make sure other managers picked up points. The fans were underwhelmed. Kinnear hasn’t won a trophy since Stephen Beddows was just a little sperm. He came close not that long ago when he reached the Second round of some Shield but apart from that he has been an also ran.
So what has Kinnear done to make Brugge ready for the new set up. Pretty much fuck all really, citing that the players already at Brugge can keep up his record of reaching the second round of a cup competition and threaten to break into the top half of the league. That’s not really fair to be honest as he has spent £11.6m while bringing in £4.5m from the sale of two 78 rated youths. The biggest spend has been on his lunch closely followed by the acquisition of Argentine defender Guillermo Burdisso at 3.9m plus an ageing defender. There is still 12.8m in the bank but that will stay there until he sees how the first few games shape up. Plunging into the loan market is always an option but that is more likely to be kept for a rainy day. The Brugge fans may be underwhelmed but Kinnear has promised them a brand of football to match their countries reputation. Boring. You can be guaranteed that the majority of games will be 0-0 after half an hour and will always be the last game to produce a goal in that day’s fixtures. The front two of the experienced Tom De Sutter and the relatively young Colombian Jose Izquierdo hardly strikes fear into the opposition defences but that is the way Kinnear likes it. He likes to have players that suit the Division they play in and certainly won’t splash out the biggest majority of his budget on one player. Brugge will not be one of the favourites for promotion but they may surprise a few onlookers with their boring style of play attracting a lot of interest, mainly from trainspotters and basketball fans. The most interesting feature in home games will be whether Kinnear has his wife or his 21yo girlfriend in the stand. The main thing is, we have a new league that is filled by 100 managers and that in itself is a great achievement from Frank and DP91 (I apologise if I have that wrong as I am trying to write this from a very poor short term memory). A lot of work has been put in and the best way we can all repay them is to STAY in the league and not quit after 3 games because you are not winning. Taking part is the proudest thing of all and this can become the greatest league in Soccer Manager if everyone plays their part.
Good luck to everyone and let’s make this the best.
Big Bertha Bolsters Backline with Bonera
In a shrewd move for Hertha, Daniele Bonera as signed a deal with the club to help give the club more options in defense.
Hertha manager, The Good Doctor Fox, has been quoted as being delighted with the signing and believes his new signing is not just here to make up the numbers:
“We have signed Daniele as he has been a dominant force in any back line he has played in, I am thrilled he has agreed to join us and I am positive he will make a huge contribution to this club”.
Fox’s team have now brought in 3 new signings with 0 leaving the club. Fox has been asked about the finances of the club, declaring that there are no real issues:
“We are happy with how things are going at the moment and I don’t believe at all that we are in a situation where we need to sell to improve things. I am actually enjoying the strength in depth we are starting to accumulate. Inevitably in this sport, players do come and go so if we get the right offer here or there, we may end up accepting something but so far we have had nothing that makes us feel like we need to sell”.
With the curtain raiser of the season happening this evening, Fox was also asked about his preparation with the squad:
“I’m absolutely delighted at the moment. The lads have worked really hard, the new lads have integrated well and we have enjoyed a strong pre-season as a result. There were one or two hiccups which I think have now been addressed and we are all happy and confident and can’t wait to get the inaugural season, of what is no doubt going to be a fantastic set up. Let the games begin!”.
Genoa's New Forward Line...
Genoa coach, Frank Hirst made it his first aim to bring in a couple of quality young forwards and Belotti was his first target, shelling out 9.6m for the Italy U21 International. To partner him or play on the wing is 23 year old Swiss International, Haris Seferovic, costing 4m, Pandev & Gakpe from Eintracht Frankfurt!
Big Bertha Sign's The Good Doctor
In what can only be described as a coup for the club, Hertha BSC have captured The Good Doctor Fox. The young, experienced manager has ventured in many leagues and game worlds but, over the past 12 months, his passion has waned and he almost bowed out of management altogether. We caught a word with Fox who, in a heartfelt, emotionally fueled interview expressed that
"There are important factors than dictate all aspects of ones life and, for a time, some of those factors far overruled my tenure as a Soccer Manager. I went into somewhat obscurity and resigned from a lot of game worlds but I believe I am starting to gain my passion back again and it is in no small part to Mr. Hirst, his ability to run a game world is second to none and his commitment is admirable.
Hertha looked like a tremendous opportunity to try out a new style of management that focuses only on what I look for in a player, not buying for the applause of another manager, or to make it seem that I have an unlimited scouting knowledge. I don't.
I know the players that I know, and I don't want to depend on Google to dictate who I sign. I sign players who I believe can do a job and who I know the in's and out's of. This will be a bold, unconventional and perhaps mocked strategy but I believe this will be best for Hertha and much more exciting."
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| Big Bertha - Hertha Chairwoman |
It wasn't just Frank Hirst who talked Fox into coming out of semi-retirement, Hertha Chairwoman, Big Bertha, also raised his eyebrows. Which has sparked a lot of media speculation and rumour as to an alternative reasoning Fox agreed to the proposition.
"Big Bertha is a saint and I will have nothing said against her. She made me an offer I couldn't refuse, Lord bless her. I don't know where these rumours came from. All I know is that she is a strong-minded woman who knows what she is doing in more ways than one!"
It seems that Big Bertha wasted no time in providing "The Good Doctor" with funds to sign players that adhered to his aforementioned philosophy either, Glen Johnson and Tim Howard both passed medicals last night and the club look set for more activity as Fox looks to strengthen with a central defender and a striker.
"I have two players in mind who I want to bring in and indeed and offer has been made for one of them. Big Bertha has been generous with the transfer kitty so I could bring Glen and Tim in but I don't want her well to run dry. I may need to offload one or two to progress but I am very optimistic we can get the wheels turning for my new strategy before that start of the season."
Hertha BSC have their first game of the season on Sunday 16th August at home to Hamburger SV.















